Cringeworthy things us blokes say
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I was reading 'Classic From The Mrs' just now and got to thinking, "Why don't we have a male equivalent?" Just to redress the balance you understand.
To start the ball rolling, here's a good'un from a young lady at work:
She'd had a bit of a spat with her boyfriend (we needn't go into what about), and a bit later he came in, looking a little sheepish, sidled up to her, apologised, gave her a big kiss and cuddle, and looked into her eyes and said, "I love you, Holly."
Only problem is, her name's Roxy. Holly is her flatmate.
To start the ball rolling, here's a good'un from a young lady at work:
She'd had a bit of a spat with her boyfriend (we needn't go into what about), and a bit later he came in, looking a little sheepish, sidled up to her, apologised, gave her a big kiss and cuddle, and looked into her eyes and said, "I love you, Holly."
Only problem is, her name's Roxy. Holly is her flatmate.
43034 said:
That.
And people who say 'This'.
CLIVE:And people who say 'This'.
Yeah. This "and" that, you know, s- .....
DEREK:
fking "AND" this "AND" that "AND" that .....
CLIVE:
"This" gives me the horn, "that" gives me the horn.
DEREK:
"This"-, and "that" gi-, oh fking st!
CLIVE:
If I see a sentence which reads "this and that" .....
DEREK:
Oh, fking "and", mate!
CLIVE:
..... I get such a fking hard-on I don't know what to fking do.
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