Things a middle aged man shouldn't own

Things a middle aged man shouldn't own

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Halmyre

Original Poster:

11,148 posts

138 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

944fan

4,962 posts

184 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Flipflops. Applies to a man of any age to be fair.

trickywoo

11,706 posts

229 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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A tweed jacket.

Pints

18,444 posts

193 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Lego
redcard

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Trainers
My local gym frowns on me wearing my walking boots while using their equipment.

Feirny

2,500 posts

146 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Indecent images on a computer. boxedin

Tallow

1,624 posts

160 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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944fan said:
Flipflops. Applies to a man of any age to be fair.
Likewise Superdry clothing!

Mafffew

2,149 posts

110 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Trainers
Games console
Lego
Hair Styling Products
Not sure what the problem with these are...Then again I'm not middle aged, a good thing too by the looks of it.

Halmyre

Original Poster:

11,148 posts

138 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Pints said:
Halmyre said:
Lego
redcard
biggrin

marshalla

15,902 posts

200 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Pints said:
Halmyre said:
Lego
redcard
biggrin
Lego is for those who don't own spanners.

boyse7en

6,671 posts

164 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)
I'm over 40 and own three of those. Does that mean I'm not really middle aged?

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

134 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Inflatabe doll
Tenna pants
Viagria

marshalla

15,902 posts

200 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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A "selfie-stick"
Headphones for use in the house



StangGT

3,925 posts

268 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Halmyre said:
Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)
I scored 5 out of 7.

Pints

18,444 posts

193 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Feirny said:
Indecent images on a computer. boxedin
Does browsing history count?

GroundEffect

13,819 posts

155 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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This will obviously be generation-specific.

For example the middle-aged lot right now grew up without the majority of video games and general tech we have now. As a result, it can be seen as an 'adolescent' thing to play with them or have them.

But I am growing up (still at 28?) surrounded by it so when I hit middle-age, I won't necessarily wish to stop and no one should force me to.

AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

236 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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StangGT said:
Halmyre said:
Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)
I scored 5 out of 7.
I scored 6! getmecoat

phil-sti

2,668 posts

178 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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I'm 38 and have had a games console or computer since I was about 8 yr old, I'll have one until I'm 90 too.

Johnny

9,652 posts

283 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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AmiableChimp said:
StangGT said:
Halmyre said:
Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)
I scored 5 out of 7.
I scored 6! getmecoat
I'm 40. All 7 for me.

Tom_C76

1,923 posts

187 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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How can those of us exempt from the ravages of male pattern baldness drive our mid life crisis sports cars without a baseball cap to keep hair from eyes?