ENGINE DISASTER

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Vesuvius 996

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35,829 posts

272 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Not here

Anyone else shocked to not have blow up today?

dazren

22,612 posts

262 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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jokes in the sean connery thread please.

bullsh1te in the P&P please.

thanks

DAZ

Vesuvius 996

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35,829 posts

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Trolls in the troll section, perhaps?

Point taken, Daz.

dazren

22,612 posts

262 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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If anyone wants to help the forum out by submitting abuse reports when trolls are spotted or suspicions raised, that'll help in dispatching them sooner. Similarly with dual profiles.

DAZ
(Fun Police)

Vesuvius 996

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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*hands Daz new paid of rubber gloves, and large tube of lube*

superlightr

12,856 posts

264 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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but trolls are so much fun!

Vesuvius 996

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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So is cock fighting, but that don't make it right.

c2dtg

3,019 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Well I for one thought the thread was an amusing relief to some of the horror stories reported over the last few weeks.

I too was absolutely shocked to find that my car had not suffered an engine failure during my commute this morning.

Similarly I will probably require the smelling salts this evening when the car fires up at the first turn of the key. You know how damm unreliable these Porsches can be.

Ves - two questions - given your extensive comments on the previous engine disaster thread - are you a) on holiday with time to spare, b) not overly busy at work or; c) just a quick typist. Crikey I would need all day to type the amount of comments you have today.

second question - what is a troll? (apart from a hairy git who lives under a bridge)

Vesuvius 996

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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(c)

Oh, and a troll is someone who logs onto forums to wind people up.

Usually someone in this case who can't afford a Porsche and wants to tarnish the experience for others, OR someone who has a Ferrari and .... well you get the picture.

c2dtg

3,019 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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thanks for the clarification. I will keep an eye out for them.

For the record, my 996 has always been serviced on the dot and my OPC has fallen over itself to help me whenever I have had a problem.

In fact, eventhough I do not have an OPC warranty, I have recently been diagnosed with RMS failure and desipte the lack of warranty Porsche will pick up the full cost of the part and 80% of the labour

So much for the "Porsche doesn't give a t*ss about its customers" threads.

Vesuvius 996

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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c2dtg said:
thanks for the clarification. I will keep an eye out for them.

For the record, my 996 has always been serviced on the dot and my OPC has fallen over itself to help me whenever I have had a problem.

In fact, eventhough I do not have an OPC warranty, I have recently been diagnosed with RMS failure and desipte the lack of warranty Porsche will pick up the full cost of the part and 80% of the labour

So much for the "Porsche doesn't give a t*ss about its customers" threads.


Some sanity at last. God bless you.

rob05

1,194 posts

229 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Maybe some of the comments here are in direct response to the best Porsche forum thread?
My opinion is that the posters opener is a small part of what makes phers so valid and special and serves a purpose of keeping this forum engaging and fun.
We all can spot the real forum idiots and they never last anyway.
I use many forums from time to time and maybe this one might not be the biggest technical bible out there but so what?
I hope this forum doesn't change because imo its a great place to tune into and make time which otherwise might be boring very interesting.

Vesuvius 996

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35,829 posts

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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rob05 said:
Maybe some of the comments here are in direct response to the best Porsche forum thread?
My opinion is that the posters opener is a small part of what makes phers so valid and special and serves a purpose of keeping this forum engaging and fun.
We all can spot the real forum idiots and they never last anyway.
I use many forums from time to time and maybe this one might not be the biggest technical bible out there but so what?
I hope this forum doesn't change because imo its a great place to tune into and make time which otherwise might be boring very interesting.


What, like work you mean.....

c2dtg

3,019 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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the daily reading makes my lunchtime fly by thats for sure

rob05

1,194 posts

229 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Of course,most of my work is 50/50 split between waiting for a project to finish and then sitting in a sales office bored shitless a lot of the time so without the forums i would be on a funny farm,maybe this is the funny farm?

davyboy

746 posts

256 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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This guy had one yesterday:




Vesuvius 996

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Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Expensive day out.

slippydiff

14,851 posts

224 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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Vesuvius 996 said:
Expensive day out.


Surely you mean explosive day out ?

Neilpeel59

279 posts

220 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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davyboy said:
This guy had one yesterday:


On a n/a 996 if you have oil level up to the max and then do long right hand turns very fast, oil can go up and through the breather and back into the airbox resulting in LOADS of smoke. It doesn't mean the engine has blown and there is a simple fix for it apparently (an extra baffle fitted somewhere?).

On the other hand the Boxster in the pic may have actually blown up, I wasn't there?

C2DTG

3,019 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2006
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I tell you what, if I saw that much smoke coming from the rear of my car during hard cornering I have little doubt I would sh*t myself.

What the saying, there's no smoke without.....bleeding expensive bills.

Could you imagine getting the call from your OPC "hello Mr Customer we have given your engine a through examination and I am afraid it will require engine replacement. We have one in stock - it will cost you £12000...."

I think I would throw myself off a high building.