What did I say?????

What did I say?????

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Big Guns

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163 posts

220 months

Monday 21st April 2008
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Went clubbing with some mates and pulled THE fittest Chinese bird you could imagine!! Think Jordan body with almond eyessperm. Anyway, got her home about 2am,turned some REALLY cool music on, put the dimmer on the light WAY down, had a bit of a "fumble" and some tonsil hockey and she says "me so horny, me do anything for you" Naturally I replied "how about a 69?" "Fu#k off" she said."I'm not cooking duck with noodles in black bean sauce this time of night!" Still don't know I said wrong?confused

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

211 months

Monday 21st April 2008
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I guess we now know whole stole Bob Monkhouses joke book frown

Big Guns

Original Poster:

163 posts

220 months

Monday 21st April 2008
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Yep! You were on pages 1,2,3,4,5 etc etc