If you were to cough, sneeze and fart....

[andyjo1982]

So one of the guys at work reckons if you were to cough, sneeze and fart at the same time, you'd die...

Anyone got anything to add to that then?

[Marf]

Yes, you would indeed die as by performing these three bodily functions at once, you would in fact rip the fabric of space time itself, causing the earth to be sucked into a hyperspace vortex.

[TonyHetherington]

Get him to push air out of his nose (a la sneezing) and mouth (a la coughing) at the same time. You can't.

[andyjo1982]

What about if you sneeze with your eyes open? Would they pop out?

[ramz]

I've farted and sneezed at the same time before (possibly farted slightly after I sneezed as the effort of sneezing would have initiated the farting process), not sure coughing would make any difference.

[convert]

Well I've coughed, sneezed, burped, hiccuped and farted at the same time.

I didn't die.

















Shat myself though and caused all those around me to piss themselves laughing

[Meoricin]

Rob287 said:

TonyHetherington said:

Get him to push air out of his nose (a la sneezing) and mouth (a la coughing) at the same time. You can't.

I can. I'm doing it right now. I probably look mental to everyone else in the office, but it's working!

Seconding this, though it does make a funny noise.

[ukwill]

Marf said:

Yes, you would indeed die as by performing these three bodily functions at once, you would in fact rip the fabric of space time itself, causing the earth to be sucked into a hyperspace vortex.

First morning chuckle. Thanks!

[Marf]

[Georgiegirl]

Actually I think if you fart and sneeze at the same time you perform an involuntary backflip.

[Marf]

Georgiegirl said:

Actually I think if you fart and sneeze at the same time you perform an involuntary backflip.

Only in space.

[Podie]

Georgiegirl said:

Actually I think if you fart and sneeze at the same time you perform an involuntary backflip.

It's best when newborn babies do this. The look of absolute confusion on their faces is priceless...

[anonymous-user]

TonyHetherington said:

Get him to push air out of his nose (a la sneezing) and mouth (a la coughing) at the same time. You can't.

Can be done...!

[Austin.J]

I'm one of the lucky ones, i have farted and sneezed at the same time, once.

The queen rings you up and awards you a key to an underground world full of others just like you, where you can fart & sneeze and no one bats an eye lid.