Do you fancy any of your neighbours?
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I mean really fancy them! There are a few in my street I'd bang like a barn door in a storm, but one in particular presses ever button for me, she's about 40, fantastic figure and a wee short arse about 5', every time she talks to me I kinda get that short of breath feeling! lol
So do you guys/girls have sexy neighbours? Extra points given if you actually went the distance and banged them!
So do you guys/girls have sexy neighbours? Extra points given if you actually went the distance and banged them!
My next door neighbours daughter is pretty tidy! she is always getting picked up in a different modified car and has a kid though, so i'm not so sure I would ever go all the way as I would probably have trouble touching the sides. Would be like the opening of a black bag flapping in the wind.
I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
There was one in the last house we had, she was about mid 30's me being 22 at the time. She was a good looker and had the need to lay a sheet on the concrete flags and catch the rays topless.
My partner was alarmingly understanding tho as there was one occasion i shouted her upstairs and said "hey look at this".
Maybe the "you can look but not touch" came in to play or maybe she might want to bat for the other side. Either way was and maybe a blessing.
My partner was alarmingly understanding tho as there was one occasion i shouted her upstairs and said "hey look at this".
Maybe the "you can look but not touch" came in to play or maybe she might want to bat for the other side. Either way was and maybe a blessing.
Edited by Andy no gooder on Saturday 24th July 02:32
Don’t do it.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
Uncle Fester said:
Don’t do it.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
Not sure whether to congratulate or commesirate with you. At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
ymwoods said:
My next door neighbours daughter is pretty tidy! she is always getting picked up in a different modified car and has a kid though, so i'm not so sure I would ever go all the way as I would probably have trouble touching the sides. Would be like the opening of a black bag flapping in the wind.
I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
Martin, you just reminded me, we signed for a parcel of yours Thursday while you were both out - pop around this morning if you can. MATE?I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
Regards,
Your Neighbour (Father of the tidy daughter)
Phooey said:
ymwoods said:
My next door neighbours daughter is pretty tidy! she is always getting picked up in a different modified car and has a kid though, so i'm not so sure I would ever go all the way as I would probably have trouble touching the sides. Would be like the opening of a black bag flapping in the wind.
I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
Martin, you just reminded me, we signed for a parcel of yours Thursday while you were both out - pop around this morning if you can. MATE?I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.
Regards,
Your Neighbour (Father of the tidy daughter)
Uncle Fester said:
Don’t do it.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
Its better to regret something you have done than to regret not having taken the chance.At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
Never mind the teens, the woman next door to me, late 40s - mid 50s, bit of a gopping face, has a fantastic pair of heavy hangers; would love to see how they hang once she unleashes the strapping and gets on all fours on the floor. I bet her nipples would be strumming against the carpet as she moved.
It must have been the funniest time of my life. We really should write a book on it one day.
The innocent friendship that grew into something more serious. Neither of us had ever strayed or had ever wanted to. The ways we managed to get to see each other pretty much every day. The catalog of near misses, the snatched moments, the ways that we managed against all odds to spend time together.
The times we tried to stop it for the sake of our existing relationships, but just could not as the feelings had grown so strong. We knew we were wrong, but it had gone too far.
We've been together now for over 10 years, married for 7. Would I do it again? Well I had no plans to do it the first time, no track record of infidelity, so who can tell. As my new lady is my soul mate, I really doubt it. Would she? She has my complete trust, and I have said that I want the video rights if she does, so either way I'll be alright.
The innocent friendship that grew into something more serious. Neither of us had ever strayed or had ever wanted to. The ways we managed to get to see each other pretty much every day. The catalog of near misses, the snatched moments, the ways that we managed against all odds to spend time together.
The times we tried to stop it for the sake of our existing relationships, but just could not as the feelings had grown so strong. We knew we were wrong, but it had gone too far.
We've been together now for over 10 years, married for 7. Would I do it again? Well I had no plans to do it the first time, no track record of infidelity, so who can tell. As my new lady is my soul mate, I really doubt it. Would she? She has my complete trust, and I have said that I want the video rights if she does, so either way I'll be alright.
Not neighbours but these 2 girls in my village. They came into the pub last night whilst I was at work. Blonde, absolutely gorgeous and arses that you would literally kill for. To say I'd bang them like a s
thouse door in a gale is an understatement. Absolutely 
Made a nice change as usually not even the tide would take out some of the specimens that come in for 15 pints of bitter.
thouse door in a gale is an understatement. Absolutely Made a nice change as usually not even the tide would take out some of the specimens that come in for 15 pints of bitter.
Uncle Fester said:
Don’t do it.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
??? You were 17, presumably testosterone loaded and horny and were seduced by a 36 year old woman! How the hell can the wife hold that against you?At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
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