Dumped......

[Big E 118]

Yesterday the girlfriend, after 4 1/2 years of living together (mortgage and all) decided to dump me. I thought she was the one.

One of her statement/questions (you know how women do this) was "I think you actually prefer your car to me".....

....well how else was I supposed to answer that!

I guess being a petrolhead is in your blood, other things just come and go.

[Plotloss]

Two questions.

What do you drive?

Is she fit?

Thanks.

[cronk-flakes]

Sorry to hear that chap, but

Good answer!

[5potTurbo]

Yay!

She understood you, even if you didn't understand her.

Oh, well - plenty more fish, and all that ....

[Mobile Chicane]

That's the spirit. I hope you went for a blat immediately after.

[Nickellarse]

Petrol is thicker than blood.

[DavesFlaps]

If you'd like to share any revenge type nudie photos of her, this is the place to do it.


Trust me, you'll feel better for it.

[The Riddler]

Pics of her and your car.

[kit_kat]

Sorry to hear that

My b/f prefers his car to me, it's just one of those things!

[KrazyIvan]

DavesFlaps said:

If you'd like to share any revenge type nudie photos of her, this is the place to do it.


Trust me, you'll feel better for it.

This

On the upside you now will have more money for petrol

[MkGriff]

You prefer a BMW 325 to her - christ she must have been a minger

[KrazyIvan]

anonymous said:

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You've not been on the pull in Newcastle have you, I can assure you they dont "all have growlers"

[NoNeed]

It took for years for her to realise that????????


Just an excuse mate, she is probably getting the back doors kicked in at work. Anyway after such a lame reason you are better off without her.


Good luck, fishing is the fun bit anyway

[robsco]

Unlucky mate. Just plough all the money you'd have spent on her into the Beemer, cheer yourself up!

[Big E 118]

MkGriff said:

You prefer a BMW 325 to her - christ she must have been a minger

fair shout!

[TonyHetherington]

I like your answer

Mine's asked me questions like that before - it's difficult to lie when you reply!

[Big E 118]

robsco said:

Unlucky mate. Just plough all the money you'd have spent on her into the Beemer, cheer yourself up!

Hey, I'm already trying to decide what weekender to buy with my half of the money from the house!

[Original Poster]

Sorry to hear mate, make the most of the upcoming weekend!

[The Wookie]

Big E 118 said:

One of her statement/questions (you know how women do this) was "I think you actually prefer your car to me".....

My girlfriend has learnt to deal with it

[rudecherub]

kit_kat said:

Sorry to hear that

My b/f prefers his car to me, it's just one of those things!

It's more a case that if you can't turn your car on you know its not your fault, it's a problem and with a bit of nounce you can fix it.

OP. Around 5 years is the usual these days, that loving feeling wears off and they think that means something. O_o

In my experience they are usually looking for the next head over heels I'm in love hit of hormones... then in another five years they'll realise they're back to square one, only older.

Have an early midlife crisis, buy a porsche and date girls half your age, or a close to 18 as is legal - which ever applies