Emsman kills a spider like only he can....

Emsman kills a spider like only he can....

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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

206 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Telegraph link

Telegraph said:
The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex.

The man was summoned by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory on Bank Holiday Monday. Not being able to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it with the can.

However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but in the process ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion.

The blast was so strong it blew the man off his feet and lifted the loft door off its hinges.

He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water.

A spokesman for Essex Fire Service said: "It appears the wife had spotted the creepy crawly in the bathroom and asked her husband to capture it.

"He sprayed it first with an aerosol where it was lurking behind the toilet bowl and when that didn't appear to work, he lit up his lighter to spread some light on the situation as the bathroom bulb had blown.

"There was an almighty explosion which blew the man back into his hallway and lifted the hatch on the loft.

"He did exactly the right thing by jumping into the shower and cooling his burns with cold water while his wife raised the alarm."

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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rofl ...good job it wasn't a goat

SDxsi

2,747 posts

173 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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An explosion that knocked him off of his feet? What was in this aerosol can, c4? Most if the ones we used to blow up as a kid only gave a little boom and that was it!

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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rofl
Good work that man, but there appears to be no news as to his success in killing the spider.

muppetdave

2,118 posts

226 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Too funny - only in Clacton!

cal72

7,839 posts

171 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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What part of "nuke from Orbit " did he not understand..laugh

Mexic0

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173 months

Goldmember1

366 posts

173 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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soad

32,913 posts

177 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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cal72 said:
What part of "nuke from Orbit " did he not understand..laugh
hehe

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

249 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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SDxsi said:
An explosion that knocked him off of his feet? What was in this aerosol can, c4? Most if the ones we used to blow up as a kid only gave a little boom and that was it!
Get the gas air mix right and you can make quite a bang with an aerosol.

Caruso

7,439 posts

257 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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cal72 said:
What part of "nuke from Orbit " did he not understand..laugh
He sounds like a right Burke. wink

LukeBird

17,170 posts

210 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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roflrofl

Superb!

Arese

21,019 posts

188 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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A spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory? Oo-er.

otolith

56,209 posts

205 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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My father once used a can of air freshener to chase a mouse out from under the sofa.

And then from under the sideboard.

And then from under the TV.

And then from under the lit gas fire.

The mouse was never seen again after the gas fire.

Edited by otolith on Wednesday 1st September 17:33

Steamer

13,864 posts

214 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I had the exact same thought when I heard this on the radio hehe