Tally Ho...Advice Please...

[Marty Funkhouser]

Well...after over two years I'm finally moving in with my girlfriend at the end of this week. I've never lived with anyone before so I'd appreciate any advice on how to survive after living the single man's life up til now.....

[Tunku]

Marty Funkhouser said:

Well...after over two years I'm finally moving in with my girlfriend at the end of this week. I've never lived with anyone before so I'd appreciate any advice on how to survive after living the single man's life up til now.....

Don't wipe it on the curtains, and check your cushions regularly.

[Penny-lope]

Don't leave pubes everywhere, or your spunky socks

Edited by Penny-lope on Sunday 5th September 23:03

[Ozone]

Get used to cushions. And for Gods sake put the toilet seat down when you've finished - you'll hear that alot.

Do you like watching soaps?

Good luck.

[Ozone]

Penny-lope said:

Don;t leave pubs everywhere

Freudian?

[Penny-lope]

Ozone said:

Penny-lope said:

Don;t leave pubs everywhere

Freudian?

I did edit...I really show switch on a light so I can see what I am typing

[Ozone]

Penny-lope said:

Ozone said:

Penny-lope said:

Don;t leave pubs everywhere

Freudian?

I did edit...I really show switch on a light so I can see what I am typing

Are you busy doing something else at the moment?

[Bernard80]

Don't do it? Run away now while you still can!

[Silent1]

Just remember, stty cushions, bleach in shampoo and all the other threads that have been on here over the years.

Penny-lope said:

Ozone said:

Penny-lope said:

Don;t leave pubs everywhere

Freudian?

I did edit...I really show switch on a light so I can see what I am typing

epic fail

[Penny-lope]

Silent1 said:

Just remember, stty cushions, bleach in shampoo and all the other threads that have been on here over the years.

Penny-lope said:

Ozone said:

Penny-lope said:

Don;t leave pubs everywhere

Freudian?

I did edit...I really show switch on a light so I can see what I am typing

epic fail

Oh fk!

[working class]

Yep, leaving that wk sock under your bed like that one that now resembles a popadum, that's gonna have to stop.

A wench will also not appreciate you splattering the pan after a decent cable laying session and not using the toilet brush to clean it up!

[TimJMS]

You now have a free cleaning lady. Throw your dirty clothes about the house with gay abandon, and they will magically reappear a day or so later cleaned, ironed and neatly folded into a cupboard.

[ShadownINja]

I love these threads.

[ymwoods]

TimJMS said:

You now have a free cleaning lady. Throw your dirty clothes about the house with gay abandon, and they will magically reappear a day or so later cleaned, ironed and neatly folded into a cupboard.

I wish...

[Cas_P]

Don't leave the toilet seat up

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat!

[mybrainhurts]

Just do as you're told, everything will be fine...

[mybrainhurts]

Always remember that SHE decides what to watch on TV...

[Ozone]

Cas_P said:

Don't leave the toilet seat up

See what i mean....

[mybrainhurts]

Ozone said:

Cas_P said:

Don't leave the toilet seat up

See what i mean....

Leave it down and see how she likes it wet...