What Does The Queen Carry in Her Handbag?

What Does The Queen Carry in Her Handbag?

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Glassman

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22,553 posts

216 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Her Maj... what's in her handbag?

Any suggestions?

GT Kodiak

2,907 posts

180 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Sexy Lingerie... obviously.

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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A pooper scooper?

SC7

1,882 posts

182 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Condoms, 20 Mayfair, lip gloss, Wrigley's Extra and a Rampant Rabbit.

HTH

nonplussed

3,338 posts

230 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Werthers Originals for Charles when he's a good boy

Parabola

1,849 posts

198 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Prince Phillip's medication

cal72

7,839 posts

171 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Dog buiscuts, Valium and a Dr Pepper.

chopperR

1,277 posts

188 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Fags, purse, hairbrush, phone, poo-bags.

I've seen inside it so I know.

bigandclever

13,797 posts

239 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Rather boringly...

there's a bloody book on it said:
In their book ‘What’s In The Queen’s Handbag: And Other Royal Secrets’, Phil Dampier and Ashley Walton give a look into what all the Queen carries around.

And, they say that it’s not only what’s inside the monarch’s bags that is significant, but the bag itself, for she uses it to communicate with her staff in a very subtle manner.

According to the authors, one thing that can always be found in the Queen’s handbags is an S-shaped metal meat hook that she places on the dinner table’s edge to suspend her bag from so that it doesn’t touch the floor.

Also to be found inside is a collection of good luck charms, including miniature dogs, horses, saddles and horsewhips – most of them gifts from her children, reports the Daily Express.

Family photos are also present, the most treasured of which is a snap of Prince Andrew, from when he returned from the Falklands in 1982.

Other things that the Queen never goes without are her mints, chocolate drops for her beloved corgis and a couple of crosswords, which her servants snip out of the papers for her.

Also ever present is the metal make-up case, made by Prince Philip and presented to her as a wedding gift 60 years ago.

And if there’s still room in the bag she happens to be carrying, the Queen slips in a camera to take snaps to add to her private collection.

Dampier and Walton also reveal the other uses of the monarch’s bag.

Before dining with the Queen, a point is made to inform guests that dinner will end in about five minutes after she places her bag on the table top.

On walkabouts, she holds the bag to one side to show she intends to move on, at which point a lady-in-waiting joins the conversation, allowing her to slip away without causing offence.

When at a banquet, if the Queen’s bag is placed on the floor, then it’s a sign that she’s not finding the conversation interesting, and wants nothing more than to escape. However, if the royal bag is dangling happily from the crook of her left arm, she is happy and relaxed.

PaulHogan

6,159 posts

279 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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iPod, Swiss Army knife and 2 grams of charlie wink

Glassman

Original Poster:

22,553 posts

216 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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"one thing that can always be found in the Queen’s handbags is an S-shaped metal meat hook that she places on the dinner table’s edge to suspend her bag from so that it doesn’t touch the floor."

eek

alfa pint

3,856 posts

212 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Rampant rabbit. Prince Phil's not what he used to be.

On a secondary note, the reason that victorians called lapdogs lapdogs isn't because they sit on your lap, but because of their short rough tongues. women of leisure used to keep them under their bustle skirts for self pleasure. Makes sense doesn't it - only small dogs have rough tongues. Proper dogs have smooth tongues.

tarmac11

10 posts

163 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Pepper Spray.
Handcuffs.
keys to the motor.
Diary.
Princess Di memorial photo.

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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The keys to a white Fiat Uno.

louismchuge

1,628 posts

185 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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swan pate

lawrence567

7,507 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Aids.

Digga

40,354 posts

284 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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Two boxes of cartridges for Phil's 12 bore.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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A ball gag for old Phil, for use at public functions.

carl carlson

786 posts

163 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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mobile, pack of cigs, half bottle of whisky, lighter, house keys and a length of duct tape to shut Phillip up when he starts ranting.

pugwash4x4

7,529 posts

222 months

Tuesday 16th November 2010
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a big red button in case the bomb needs sending up
a "james bond" pistol
a poo bag for the poodles