Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(

[moanthebairns]

I built a snowman yesterday, he was kitted out with a hard hat safety specs and a high vis vest.
Within a hour someone had stolen the clothes and knocked fk out of him.
why!!!!
Pointless post I know but I'm snowed in

[snowy slopes]

Because they can, they are jealous, they think its fun to ruin someone else's things. aholes and wnakers basically

[cal72]

Might be possible you made him to fat and he shed a bit of snow and flew off with a child in nightgown and is currently having a party with other snowmen at the north pole.

[zakelwe]

Give him a flamethrower next time, that will keep the scum away.

Andy

[Steamer]

A chilling bit of news

Who mugs a defenceless snowman?

[moanthebairns]

Exactly snowmen are people too!

[Carfolio]

Kicked the **** out of = kicked the snow out of?

[didelydoo]

Steel bar and glass inside the next one

[ZOLLAR]

Next time build his head around a Bowling Ball so when they go to punch him they'll have a nice surprise

[isee]

ZOLLAR said:

Next time build his head around a Bowling Ball so when they go to punch him they'll have a nice surprise

What? a free bowling ball? on top of the hiviz jacket and a hard hat?

I think the OP was asking for it with the hi-viz. should have dressed him as a ninja

[Major Fallout]

didelydoo said:

Steel bar and glass inside the next one

[snowy slopes]

isee said:

ZOLLAR said:

Next time build his head around a Bowling Ball so when they go to punch him they'll have a nice surprise

What? a free bowling ball? on top of the hiviz jacket and a hard hat?

I think the OP was asking for it with the hi-viz. should have dressed him as a ninja

Should have dressed him as a newcastle united defender

[Cotty]

Why? because they are brainless. Even if you had caught the person they probably could not explain their actions. No thought process.

[snowy slopes]

Cotty said:

Why? because they are brainless. Even if you had caught the person they probably could not explain their actions. No thought process.

I think you are off slightly here, i reckon the answer you would have got would be

"cos it's a larf innit, nah fack off you old "

[Cotty]

I don't call that a thought process.

[cal72]

I like the way the OP supplied the hi-viz and saftey goggles for the assault on his snowman.

[kelk]

So basically the Health and Safety rep for the snowman world was inadequately equipped to perform his duties i.e. standing there on the lawn?

Irony?

[speedchick]

Someone did that to a snowman the kids built years ago, I saw it around midnight, some git had knocked it all over the garden, so I carefully round the bits up and carried them into the back yard and rebuilt it (around a pile of bricks)

Kids were rather impressed when they got up to find the snowman had got up and walked round the back during the night (we came up with some story about him being shy, so he didn't want to be seen from the road)

[jeff m]

I assume you have the crime scene secured with yellow tape and are currently getting plaster casts of the offending trainer footprints.

Invite a few friends over for a beer.
Build a new snowman
Place tripwire in the direction in which you chase them.
Option 1 beat the crap out of them. Keep trainers as evidence
Option 2 Do you have access to bear traps in UK.

Edited by jeff m on Monday 29th November 14:22

[MaxAndRuby]

I'm sure we've all vandalised a snowman at some point in our lives. I set about one with a baseball bat last night, it was hilarious.