PLEASE!!! Make it stop!!

[sleep envy]

The receptionists/admin staff have decided to sing xmas carols all morning.

Aside from the fact they sound like they’re torturing cats, it’s making things a bit difficult speaking to people on the phone.

Does anyone know the rude versions of the carols? That should be just enough to tip one of the partners over the edge and tell them to pack it in.

And yes, I love all xmas sweets, bar humbugs.

[Plotloss]

Can you get a contractor to drop off two lengths of 4x2 and a handful of 6" nails?

[sleep envy]

sites have closed for xmas

my ears have started to bleed

[Mazdarese]

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Shut the fk up, Slut.

[numberjack 4]

I can only remember the opening line of:

Good king wencesslass pulled out...

[Matt_N]

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy on the M4 motorway hey...

[Cock Womble 7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k

[ShadownINja]

Youtube... jinglebell rock... rude version... it is very not safe for work and I won't be posting a link.

[mat13]

I feel my pecker tingling
balls are jingling too
tell me wether,
I can linke them together with you

I need a hot slip mommy
to slip
my salami into
I'm getting desperate so even you beaver will do

[rich1231]

Plotloss said:

Can you get a contractor to drop off two lengths of 4x2 and a handful of 6" nails?

cough text!

[sleep envy]

mat13 said:

I feel my pecker tingling
balls are jingling too
tell me wether,
I can linke them together with you

I need a hot slip mommy
to slip
my salami into
I'm getting desperate so even you beaver will do

I think I'm going to be sick

[BliarOut]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

[.R2D2]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go, with a bottle of rum and a dirty bum Hi Ho

[plasticpig]

Jingle Bells- The Macc Lads version:


Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack

Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some fking
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, fking hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight

Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got fk all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a fking wker
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow

[cal72]

Deck the halls with santa's body,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the reason to be anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[Salgar]

Send 'em a few of these: http://googleblackchristmas.com/

[carl carlson]

BliarOut said:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring apart from the thieving scouse...

[option click]

Belt out a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson's 'Hey Santa Claus':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU

Edit: NSFW

Edited by option click on Thursday 23 December 12:10

[sleep envy]

Think I prefer the carols - it's now random bars of Wham!

ffs

[mrmaggit]

Hark! the Jelly Babies sing,
Beechams pills are just the thing
They are gentle, meek and mild,
Two for a man, and one for a child
If you want to go to heaven,
You must take a dose of seven.
If you want to go to hell,
Take the effing box as well!
(repeat first two lines)