Will I get fined?

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mini me

1,435 posts

193 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Thats more like it.

I believe you can request a copy of the picture taken by the scamera if you do get a NIP. Do it, then you can have a framed picture of you smiling in an SLS while being caught speeding!

Thats one to show the grandkids that is.

BMWBen

4,899 posts

201 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
To all, thank you to all of you genuine Ph members who have understood my thread and provided some useful guidance about the issue. To all of you other W**kers I would like you to know that I have worked hard all my life to be able to afford an SLS and PORSHE and Q7 and JCW and HYABUSA so could not care if you question my credibility on this site your all just a bunch of sad B**tards.
Custard test please. On the basis of your English language skills there's no way you could have been able to get into a position to buy such cars. laugh

covboy

2,576 posts

174 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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GaryGlitter said:
I still haven't worked out which lane the SLS was in though.
Arn't SLS's allowed to drive down the middle of the road ?

JustinP1

13,330 posts

230 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
To all, thank you to all of you genuine Ph members who have understood my thread and provided some useful guidance about the issue. To all of you other W**kers I would like you to know that I have worked hard all my life to be able to afford an SLS and PORSHE and Q7 and JCW and HYABUSA so could not care if you question my credibility on this site your all just a bunch of sad B**tards.
Lets at least stay on topic here.

This thread is about the SLS only.

Photos of your other vehicles is for another thread!

AngryPartsBloke

1,436 posts

151 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Red Devil said:
covboy said:
OP - If you do get the dreaded letter and photo's - can you publish them here




So that we can all see what you drive ?
Strewth. What is it with all those who can't work out what the OP was driving?
He's already told us in the first four words of this thread.

colinc01 said:
I was driving the SLS
And the first car listed his profile garage is...

You don't need to be rocket scientist to discover the answer. spin
Are you for real?


AngryPartsBloke

1,436 posts

151 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
To all, thank you to all of you genuine Ph members who have understood my thread and provided some useful guidance about the issue. To all of you other W**kers I would like you to know that I have worked hard all my life to be able to afford an SLS and PORSHE and Q7 and JCW and HYABUSA so could not care if you question my credibility on this site your all just a bunch of sad B**tards.
Can you clairfy what car you were driving at the time though?

BMWBen

4,899 posts

201 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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AngryPartsBloke said:
Red Devil said:
covboy said:
OP - If you do get the dreaded letter and photo's - can you publish them here




So that we can all see what you drive ?
Strewth. What is it with all those who can't work out what the OP was driving?
He's already told us in the first four words of this thread.

colinc01 said:
I was driving the SLS
And the first car listed his profile garage is...

You don't need to be rocket scientist to discover the answer. spin
Are you for real?
I think he is, I'd like to know the answer too.

Red Devil

13,060 posts

208 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Snowboy said:
First four words....

"I was driving the "

Did we ever find out what it was?
Just testing you. wink

Never was any good at doing sums...frown

p.s. try the fifth word. smile

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Isnt the point being missed here? Surely everyone knows what the OP was driving but the joshing and piss-taking stems from the fact that it makes no difference what he was driving (and because dont like the apparent pointless boasty nature of this)?

The problem is that as more people jump on the weak joke bandwagon it can become difficult to see any humour for those who casually read the thread.

Red Devil

13,060 posts

208 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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BMWBen said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
Are you for real?
I think he is, I'd like to know the answer too.
Of course I'm not real. I'm an internet phantom. wink

OK, I'll bite. The explanation has to be one of these three.

1. Collective brain fade.
2. You're all having a laugh at my expense.
3. Despite what the OP has said you all disbelieve him.

I rest my case. wavey








colinc01

Original Poster:

178 posts

246 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Mr SLS here to provide an update. Received the nip this morning and after discussing the matter with the Police using number providesd they have advised that I complete the form and put a letter explaining the circumstances . They will look at the photograph and check their records and she advised that it was normal that in such circumstances that they will not prosecute. Note the recorded speed was 46 mph. Watch this space.

andygo

6,804 posts

255 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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What is an SLS? And is there only 1 on the planet? "I was driving THE SLS"... Did it even belong to the OP? He didn't mention it was his at first...

Anyway, he seems like a right charmer IMO.


Nightmare

5,187 posts

284 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Mr SLS here to provide an update. Received the nip this morning and after discussing the matter with the Police using number providesd they have advised that I complete the form and put a letter explaining the circumstances . They will look at the photograph and check their records and she advised that it was normal that in such circumstances that they will not prosecute. Note the recorded speed was 46 mph. Watch this space.
Sincerely hope that is the case and you dont get prosecuted. I will continue to do all I can (safely) to get out the way of police/ambulance and fire and accept the associated risk. i would be annoyed to get points for doing it, but i still would.

Snowboy

8,028 posts

151 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Mr SLS here to provide an update. Received the nip this morning and after discussing the matter with the Police using number providesd they have advised that I complete the form and put a letter explaining the circumstances . They will look at the photograph and check their records and she advised that it was normal that in such circumstances that they will not prosecute. Note the recorded speed was 46 mph. Watch this space.
Please do report back.
As well as ongoing teasing, there is an onging discussion in here about moving for police and whether the resulting camera tickets are upheld or binned.
First hand experience is always welcome.

colinc01

Original Poster:

178 posts

246 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Oh by the way my second car is a Porsche and not a Porshe surprised you ph police did not pick me up on that one LOL.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

177 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Mr SLS here to provide an update. Received the nip this morning and after discussing the matter with the Police using number providesd they have advised that I complete the form and put a letter explaining the circumstances . They will look at the photograph and check their records and she advised that it was normal that in such circumstances that they will not prosecute. Note the recorded speed was 46 mph. Watch this space.
Just to support your thread will you scan the NIP blacking out any personal info.

onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

157 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Oh by the way my second car is a Porsche and not a Porshe surprised you ph police did not pick me up on that one LOL.
They did:

BMWBen said:
colinc01 said:
To all, thank you to all of you genuine Ph members who have understood my thread and provided some useful guidance about the issue. To all of you other W**kers I would like you to know that I have worked hard all my life to be able to afford an SLS and PORSHE and Q7 and JCW and HYABUSA so could not care if you question my credibility on this site your all just a bunch of sad B**tards.
Custard test please. On the basis of your English language skills there's no way you could have been able to get into a position to buy such cars. laugh

BMWBen

4,899 posts

201 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Oh by the way my second car is a Porsche and not a Porshe surprised you ph police did not pick me up on that one LOL.
I did wavey

EU_Foreigner

2,833 posts

226 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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colinc01 said:
Oh by the way my second car is a Porsche and not a Porshe surprised you ph police did not pick me up on that one LOL.
Was picked up a few pages ago ....

GaryGlitter

1,934 posts

183 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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BMWBen said:
colinc01 said:
Oh by the way my second car is a Porsche and not a Porshe surprised you ph police did not pick me up on that one LOL.
I did wavey
Win.