Barrister with, er, "interesting" opinions to stand trial

[carinaman]

La Liga said:

You'd become jealous.

Yeah, but I could pick up some new cast offs. Is this Submarine loving Conspiracy Theorist my size?

Hang on, the McCann kid is blonde. How long does it take a submarine to get from Portugal to South America? Without having the Maritime Patrol capability that the militarised Comet provided we can't disprove this theory yet.

Edited by carinaman on Tuesday 29th April 14:26

[Rovinghawk]

Breadvan72 said:

Shrimpton's central theory of most things appears to be that a secret German Intelligence Agency is behind every bad thing that happens anywhere in the World......... Korean ferry sinkings,

The U-boat gets about rather a lot.

[anonymous-user]

By the way, Shrimpton is, as you have probably guessed by now, a 'kipper. Yep, no fruitbats in that party. Not a one.

I may be doing him a disservice and mixing him up with Monckton, but I think that Shrimpton may also be a Birther, although it is hard to keep track of which Woo-ist these days believes which bit of Woo. Those pesky Kenyans, eh?

[storminnorman]

carinaman said:

£20 to a charity of your choice if you can get him to become a PH contributor. After all, one can never have too much tinfoil.

First you would have to prove he's not already among us

[GC8]

La Liga said:

carinaman said:

£20 to a charity of your choice if you can get him to become a PH contributor. After all, one can never have too much tinfoil.

You'd become jealous.

Indeed. I only paid £5 to charity for carinaman to be encouraged to join.

[AdeTuono]

storminnorman said:

carinaman said:

£20 to a charity of your choice if you can get him to become a PH contributor. After all, one can never have too much tinfoil.

First you would have to prove he's not already among us

One amongst us has already posited that the 777 may have gone into orbit, so he may well be.

[anonymous-user]

The full loonabatics are here:-

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/06/22/secret-soc...

Cap'n, the tinfoil shields are failing! We cannae handle this level of Woo!

[carinaman]

It's like the Help to Work scheme. I have to meet strict minimum attendance requirements or the charity has to hand back the fiver, and gift aid and any interest accrued since then.

[GC8]

[ging84]

i thought i had a human right to spout crap about ufos and lizard people

[anonymous-user]

I was right with you until you mentioned the Lizard People. UFOs, fine. Diss our Lizard Overlords? TRAITOR!

[Derek Smith]

Breadvan72 said:

The full loonabatics are here:-

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/06/22/secret-soc...

Cap'n, the tinfoil shields are failing! We cannae handle this level of Woo!

Talking of the rather odd:

If, like William George, I'd been born so poor that I could not have afforded a surname, when later on in life, with things were looking up, I'd decided to add another name to my list, I would not have gone for a third fore/christian name.

How weird is that?

I think he just wanted to have a word with two Ls just to further the myth that he was Welsh.

[longblackcoat]

Derek Smith said:

Talking of the rather odd:

If, like William George, I'd been born so poor that I could not have afforded a surname, when later on in life, with things were looking up, I'd decided to add another name to my list, I would not have gone for a third fore/christian name.

How weird is that?

I think he just wanted to have a word with two Ls just to further the myth that he was Welsh.

Welsh parents, Welsh-speaking, liven in Wales from the age of one ...... I think we can let him have that one. After all, we've claimed Emma Watson as English (even though she's French). And we let the Americans have Kiefer Sutherland, who's actually English. Kids can't help where they're born.

[carinaman]

If Grand Dragons exist I don't see why Lizard People can't:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/kkk-l...

'Miller' has 2 Ls. He's obviously cradling aspirations to be Welsh too.

[jmorgan]

You can find worse on certain forums. Problem is they do not have the sphericals to go through with it and actually contact the authorities I suppose. Every day is a possible attack for them, the constant being wrong must grate.

[eldar]

carinaman said:

£20 to a charity of your choice if you can get him to become a PH contributor. After all, one can never have too much tinfoil.

I think one eccentric barrister at a time is plenty

[carinaman]

I'm not a Barrister. But Breadvan72 and Derek Smith answered a question that my legally trained MP would not. Seems the opinion of 'Professional Standards' differs from the answer given by those two esteemed PH Regulars but didn't offer an explanation why just said 'In my opinion'.

You know what they say about opinions.

I guess knowing that some police officers can't deal with the truth could make me feel a bit up myself. You'd think people that can't handle the truth wouldn't opt for such career paths, but there you go.

'We were a political party, not a Detective Agency' said Lord Steele. A bit like a few police con-stabularies then?

[anonymous-user]

eldar said:

carinaman said:

£20 to a charity of your choice if you can get him to become a PH contributor. After all, one can never have too much tinfoil.

I think one eccentric barrister at a time is plenty

Are you suggesting that my enormous invisible friend Mr Cuddles the Venusian Sex Badger isn't real? That's fighting talk.

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 29th April 17:37

[IanA2]

longblackcoat said:

And we let the Americans Canadians have Kiefer Sutherland, who's actually English. Kids can't help where they're born.

Fixed that for you...

[anonymous-user]

It turns out that Micky da Shrimp has pow'ful friends Yo. These include well known self proclaimed science guy who knows better than all those actual scientists Lord Monckton, and Arch Birther Jerome Corsi. With friends like that, who needs the CPS?

http://barthsnotes.com/2014/04/23/conspiracy-theor...