Barrister with, er, "interesting" opinions to stand trial

Barrister with, er, "interesting" opinions to stand trial

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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He is a dick, but thankfully not a colleague.

Old gag, but worth a re-run: My Pupil Master suggested that in Court it is better to say "my friend" rather than "my learned friend", as one lie is better than two.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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Amateur shrink hour: One of the problems leading to the mental collapse may be frustration. Mr S is not, based on my professional contact with him, particularly bright. His legal opinions that I have seen suggest that he does not really understand how the law works. The Defence Statement linked to above, even leaving aside the madness, is the work of a distinctly second rate legal mind, and reads more like what internet-taught litigants in person produce than the work of a lawyer. To be a bit of a legal duffer could be frustrating when you seek to operate in a world where the best practitioners and the senior Judges are fiercely intellectual and will eviscerate the second rate without mercy.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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I agree with that - some brainy people do not make good practical lawyers. It is hard, however, to be a good barrister if you are not very bright, and the best barristers are without exception stunningly clever. I'm reasonably brainy, but one of the pleasures of my job is that I am surrounded by people who are far more brainy than me. It's very stimulating.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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Barrister's assistant? We work alone, although sometimes we form ad hoc teams for a particular case. We have pupils, and a good pupil can be very helpful, but I have never heard of a barrister having an "assistant".

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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BTW, being good at crosswords proves only that you are good at crosswords. I have a first class degree from a posh university, but I could not complete even the simplest of crosswords if my life depended on it. At school, in those IQ tests that they used to give us, my scores were off the scale at the bottom end, equating to an IQ of minus 947 or something; but I was the highest achieving pupil in my year at a high achieving school. Minds work in various ways, which is why measures of intelligence are pretty much meaningless.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 30th April 2014
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Snowboy, senior Solicitors used to call junior solicitors assistants, but nowadays they may have titles such as Associate. Solicitors used to have Articled Clerks, now called Trainee Solicitors.

Barristers have pupils. Pupils are themselves fresh-called barristers who are training to complete their entitlement to practise law. Being a pupil barrister is not a job in itself. It's a training role, but nowadays it tends to be quite well paid. When I did it in the 1980s there was no pay. Go back to the 1950s* and the pupil had to pay the barrister. Times change.

It sounds like your friend was either a pupil barrister, or a trainee or junior solicitor.


* Voting UKIP is the way to do this, apparently. Bonus free Polio, slum housing, and not many of those tiresome darkies! Oooh errrr! Bit of politics there, but not totally OT as the loon Shrimpton is a 'kipper.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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So do I, but 10 PS suggested above an argument by analogy from decisions made in the context of the harassment legislation.

The prosecution affords us all a good laugh, and given that Shrimpton has hateful views and perhaps brings my profession into disrepute my heart does not bleed for him; but the case seems to me a waste of public resources on a non problem. Also, if as appears to me quite likely the prosecution fails, that will simply give the loon bragging rights. Nutjob conspiracy theorists are best ignored.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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I agree. I really can't see why the CPS think it a good idea to bring this case. Any sensible jury will see that Shrimpton is a sad nutcase more to be pitied than scorned.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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The CPS can undermine the beliefs in the sense of showing that they are plainly irrational, but not, I think, in the sense of showing that the loon does not hold the beliefs that he claims to hold.

I am not sure that the Willoughby line will work for the CPS here. We are a of course long way from the issues in a plea of self defence to a murder charge, but in that context the belief in imminent attack can be as subjective as you like. I know pretty much Jack about criminal law, and I CBA to look this up, but would have thought that the issue of whether the belief can be perverse but still afford a defence to the charge of murder would have come up and been ruled on by now.

Back in context, we all know that criminal law usually construes penal statutes in the manner most favourable to the citizen and least favourable to the State. The argument here would be that if Parliament had intended to criminalise irrational belief in a bomb threat, it would have done so in terms.

There may be case law on this, but as I say it's not my field and I CBA to research the point. Maybe Zeeky knows of a case or two on the subject.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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Public policy question: The law protects us from malicious bomb hoaxers. Should it protect us from bewildered loonies?

I wonder if the Robin Hood Airport joke bomb threat case has any bearing on this. There the bloke was not a loony. He was taking the piss. He was wrongly convicted by some idiot Magistrate and rightly cleared on appeal. I read the judgment in that case but have now forgotten what it says.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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That rings a bell. One of the ludicrous new offences created by our recent tosspot governments, IIRC.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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Stupid plan is stupid!

Shrimpton is evidently bonkers, but he presents no danger to himself or others, so he's not sectionable under the MHA. Leave him alone. His delusional warblings perhaps add something to the gaiety of life.

anonymous-user

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anonymous-user

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Tuesday 25th November 2014
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It is outrageous that the Bar Standards Board did not at the least suspend Shrimpton when he was convicted of the child porn offence several months ago.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 26th November 2014
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The Court had no power to compel the man to be examined until he was convicted. The CPS suggested a psychiatric review much earlier on, but Shrimpton does not accept that he is mentally ill, although it seems fairly plain that he is.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 26th November 2014
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Absurd to prosecute on this, and would be absurd to jail him for the hoax, but he ought to be jail for the child porn, and should be disbarred for that.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 26th November 2014
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Bonkers, yes, but I do a lot of work under the MHA and this guy lacks the element of danger to justify coercive action thereunder. He is a sad delusional Mitty type, but also a nasty perv.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 26th November 2014
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I am not impressed by the BSB's apparent position that the bomb hoax bust is more serious than the child porn bust. I can see no reason why Shrimpton was not suspended as soon as he was convicted of the child porn offence.




anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 26th November 2014
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Cock up is common, conspiracy is rare. I see no evidence of any establishment conspiracy here. Shrimpton is a nobody, and hardly someone to qualify for establishment protection. Weak regulator? No surprises.