Barrister with, er, "interesting" opinions to stand trial

Barrister with, er, "interesting" opinions to stand trial

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Red Devil

13,060 posts

208 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
I was right with you until you mentioned the Lizard People. UFOs, fine. Diss our Lizard Overlords? TRAITOR!
I think you should let Davis Icke out of your garret closet now. He must be starving. wink

carinaman

21,291 posts

172 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Would WW3 have been cheaper than the Olympics?

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

183 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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IanA2 said:
longblackcoat said:
And we let the Americans Canadians have Kiefer Sutherland, who's actually English. Kids can't help where they're born.
Fixed that for you...smile
Yeah, you're right. Though he's lived in the US for the last 30 years or so, he is in fact a moose-botherer.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Oh dear. I read this. Please, Baby Jesus, give me back my melted brain*!


http://gl-w.com/2014/03/14/michael-shrimptons-offi...

Little lost Maddie is found at paras 17 and 18. Para 20 tells us that the Koran was written in the Vatican.

Apparently Mr S wants documents produced (at a trial about dodgy nuke plots in London) to show that Obama is from Kenya.

Why is this man not Lord Chief Justice?



* unmelted, if poss.



Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 29th April 17:36

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

183 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
Oh dear. I read this. Please, Baby Jesus, give me back my melted brain!


http://gl-w.com/2014/03/14/michael-shrimptons-offi...
Y'see, I thought he was an idiot. But then I was convinced of his impeccable credentials by this:

mad barrister's court statement said:
The Defendant has also been consulted by the media on inter alia intelligence matters, including by the makers of the BBC TV series Spooks.
Well! He's been consulted by Spooks, that well-known hard-hitting documentary series. He must know what's going on.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Red Devil said:
Breadvan72 said:
I was right with you until you mentioned the Lizard People. UFOs, fine. Diss our Lizard Overlords? TRAITOR!
I think you should let Davis Icke out of your garret closet now. He must be starving. wink
No, NOOOOO. I must FEEEEEEEEED on his life force in order to fulfil my DESTINY.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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carinaman said:
Would WW3 have been cheaper than the Olympics?
Could be, and there'd have been more medals (posthumous).

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Didn't know David Like was a barrister...

carinaman

21,291 posts

172 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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There's a lot more legacy upsides to wars too.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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How on earth is this man allowed to walk around without his carers!
Does he wear a wig with tinfoil lining?Or maybe he s convinced that the barristers gown is actually a Batcape!
Did the Bar Council tea boy sneak into a room & sign off his application to be a barrister? We must know these things! smile

That defence statement reads like a mad mash up of every crazy conspiracy theory ever found on the web(well,possibly,my eyes glazed over & it all became a blur horribly quickly)

Derek Smith

45,655 posts

248 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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longblackcoat said:
Welsh parents, Welsh-speaking, liven in Wales from the age of one ...... I think we can let him have that one. After all, we've claimed Emma Watson as English (even though she's French). And we let the Americans have Kiefer Sutherland, who's actually English. Kids can't help where they're born.
He could have played rugby for England. That, to me, is good enough.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

217 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
Oh dear. I read this. Please, Baby Jesus, give me back my melted brain*!


http://gl-w.com/2014/03/14/michael-shrimptons-offi...
Oh BV, we have got to engineer a meeting of minds between this expert and Peter Elliott, the Stobart man.

I can see the headlines now...

Eddie Stobart Lorries Used To Transport Diana And Maddie Bodies To Secret Base On Moon

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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U boat, my arse...

It's the bloody Luftwaffe we need to look out for.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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kowalski655 said:
How on earth is this man allowed to walk around without his carers!
Does he wear a wig with tinfoil lining?Or maybe he s convinced that the barristers gown is actually a Batcape!
Did the Bar Council tea boy sneak into a room & sign off his application to be a barrister? We must know these things! smile

That defence statement reads like a mad mash up of every crazy conspiracy theory ever found on the web(well,possibly,my eyes glazed over & it all became a blur horribly quickly)
The word at the Bar is that Mr S has always been something of an individualist, in a profession stuffed with individualists. He used to be a staunch Labour man, but has done that Paul Johnson/Woodrow Wyatt thing and become a right wing rantificator. It also seems safe to say that at some unknown point he has gone absolutely stark, raving bonkers, judging by the manifestly loopy stuff that he writes online.

The prosecution seems to me unlikely to succeed, because the offence in question requires that the bomb hoaxer must know or believe his bomb warning to be false. It seems that Shrimpton believes his bomb warning to have been true. Ok, that makes him nuts, but not a crim. There may perhaps be some case law that says that the belief must be one that a non loony person could hold, but I CBA to look it up, if it even exists, and that sort of ruling would, I think, be unusual in the criminal law, which tends to give the benefit of doubt to being a loonbat.

As noted above this prosecution serves no apparent public interest. Harmless loonies should be left to be harmless loonies.

Jokes apart, I have some concerns as to whether in his legal work Shrimpton's obsessions are always harmless, but I cannot flesh out these concerns without trespassing on client confidence. I shall say only that radical lawyers of all persuasions, left and right, may have a tendency to put their own views ahead of the client's interests, which is one reason why, although I have sometimes tried (not very hard) to be a political radical, I have never been a radical lawyer.


10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

217 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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On your point regards mens rea, there is similar in the Harassment Act. A statutory defence is that what you were doing was preventing/detecting crime. Originally it was thought to restrict to Police etc. and/or all relevant conduct being such.

Supreme Court decided it would be OK to use that defence if course of conduct was supported by a rational (objective rather than subjective, I think) belief that D was preventing/detecting crime.

Case was Willoughby.


anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Cheers, 10PS. On that basis the CPS might have a shout if they can say (which they can) that the belief in the bomb was such that no reasonable person could hold it. This is not my field, however, so I am pretty much guessing. I still can't see what is gained by prosecuting a bewildered loon.

He seems to be a Walter Mitty type, imagining himself to be admitted to the secret councils of what he grandly refers to as INTELCOM, and to be some sort of player on the World Spookery scene. The reality is that he's a somewhat obscure barrister, not listed in the Legal 500 or other mainstream guides to the legal profession, and whose chambers are also his flat (that was the norm for barristers until at least the late C19, but nowadays if you want to be taken seriously you practise from an established set of chambers in a city). Before anyone accuses me of professional nee nar, I freely admit that I am also a somewhat obscure barrister, but I just about get into the Legal 500, and am a member of about the most pukka chambers in the UK, although I am on the Subs Bench a bit these days, as age withers us all.

Derek Smith

45,655 posts

248 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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kowalski655 said:
How on earth is this man allowed to walk around without his carers!
Does he wear a wig with tinfoil lining?Or maybe he s convinced that the barristers gown is actually a Batcape!
Did the Bar Council tea boy sneak into a room & sign off his application to be a barrister? We must know these things! smile

That defence statement reads like a mad mash up of every crazy conspiracy theory ever found on the web(well,possibly,my eyes glazed over & it all became a blur horribly quickly)
I nicked a barrister in the Inner Temple for drink drive - failing to provide, sus alcohol - and he claimed that the Temple was a Papal Peculiar, i.e. English/Welsh courts and police had no jurisdiction. Unable to find a pope to continue with the process, I carried on. He refused to provide in the nick so he was charged. Just to get things clear - in those days the police prosecuted their own offences, so you needed things clear - I asked for legal advice from retained solicitors, and I was told the chap had a screw loose. This was wrong. The screw was missing.

I know an officer who could not cope with a rather nasty case - if you knew the facts you would, no doubt, see why - and had what I would call a breakdown but was variously called PTSD and clinical depression. He was involved in a number of high profile cases at the time and there were a few outstanding. All of a sudden he was given full witness orders to all of them as the news of his illness soon got around. There was an objection on the grounds that any testimony would be corrupted as he was mad so he was sent to a psychiatrist who wrote a report to say he was sane and that his testimony could be trusted.

He kept a copy of the report but said that if he told anyone he could prove he was sane, they thought him mad despite the evidence of a high number of high ranking officers around.

I was once in a conversation with the chief super of a discipline and complaints. I was arguing with him and to boost my point I used facts. Always dangerous with a higher ranking officer. Just as I was putting the clincher with my normal subtle and considerate way. He suddenly got up from his side of the table and walked out. I finished my tea. He returned and said that he had left as he was so angry that he was worried that he might hit me.

When I told my chief super he laughed and said something like: That's John for you.

Not that I'm suggesting his name was John. Nor, indeed, not John.

Red 4

10,744 posts

187 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Derek Smith said:
I know an officer who could not cope with a rather nasty case - if you knew the facts you would, no doubt, see why - and had what I would call a breakdown but was variously called PTSD and clinical depression ....
There was an objection on the grounds that any testimony would be corrupted as he was mad so he was sent to a psychiatrist who wrote a report to say he was sane and that his testimony could be trusted.

He kept a copy of the report but said that if he told anyone he could prove he was sane, they thought him mad despite the evidence of a high number of high ranking officers around.
Ill - not mad.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Red 4

10,744 posts

187 months

Tuesday 29th April 2014
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kowalski655 said:
Are you suggesting people who suffer with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder are, in fact, mad ?