One for BV72 - court dress?

One for BV72 - court dress?

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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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tenpenceshort said:
Congrats AGT.
Indeed.

dudleybloke

19,863 posts

187 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Soov535 said:
I thought you backed out after you caught me with my fingers in the, er, stock?

hehe
Yuri the chamois boy still hasn't forgiven you either.
smile

matchmaker

Original Poster:

8,497 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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La Liga said:
tenpenceshort said:
Congrats AGT.
Indeed.
Indeed again.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

178 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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agtlaw said:
Mine is a serious and genuine offer but there are rules about not contacting someone who is represented. Of course, if someone knows the Wojcicki family and is able to pass on my details then that's another thing entirely.

LL, I obtained solicitor Higher Rights a while ago - I did the BVC so it was a relatively painless experience involving a portfolio assessment. In other news, as of today I am practising as a barrister.

Lord Blackguard claims that he obtained higher rights from attending a course at Kaplan Altior (in Cardiff?). I wasn't even aware of this method until I started looking at his background.
Mines serious too. I won't pretend to understand the rules on representation , my comment was purely to suggest progressing your offer.

Congrats on the barrister side.

Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
Yeah, about time we had a rise in the bazzer standards round here.

Soov, what ever happened to out law firm/Lithuanian car wash/pole dancing multi disciplinary partnership venture? What say we hire Lord Blacktwadder of Council House to do our marketing?
Hold up, you'd be needing a notary public, surely? Somebody has to 1. Look after the notarisation of sponsorship applications to ensure a steady flow of Lithuanians and 2. Notarise snide ID and company docs to facilitate an offshore bank account. I could probably cut a deal on a yacht too, if it's of interest.

Speaking of dressing-up though, a couple of Notaries Society bods tipped up at the Lord Chancellor's breakfast in 'traditional robes' in order to publicise the profession. Many of my colleagues were not impressed.

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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matchmaker said:
La Liga said:
tenpenceshort said:
Congrats AGT.
Indeed.
Indeed again.
+1

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Actus Reus said:
Breadvan72 said:
Yeah, about time we had a rise in the bazzer standards round here.

Soov, what ever happened to out law firm/Lithuanian car wash/pole dancing multi disciplinary partnership venture? What say we hire Lord Blacktwadder of Council House to do our marketing?
Hold up, you'd be needing a notary public, surely? Somebody has to 1. Look after the notarisation of sponsorship applications to ensure a steady flow of Lithuanians and 2. Notarise snide ID and company docs to facilitate an offshore bank account. I could probably cut a deal on a yacht too, if it's of interest.

Speaking of dressing-up though, a couple of Notaries Society bods tipped up at the Lord Chancellor's breakfast in 'traditional robes' in order to publicise the profession. Many of my colleagues were not impressed.
You're in, but only if you wear the kit.

tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

218 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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You must need a gobste clerk, right?

Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
Actus Reus said:
Breadvan72 said:
Yeah, about time we had a rise in the bazzer standards round here.

Soov, what ever happened to out law firm/Lithuanian car wash/pole dancing multi disciplinary partnership venture? What say we hire Lord Blacktwadder of Council House to do our marketing?
Hold up, you'd be needing a notary public, surely? Somebody has to 1. Look after the notarisation of sponsorship applications to ensure a steady flow of Lithuanians and 2. Notarise snide ID and company docs to facilitate an offshore bank account. I could probably cut a deal on a yacht too, if it's of interest.

Speaking of dressing-up though, a couple of Notaries Society bods tipped up at the Lord Chancellor's breakfast in 'traditional robes' in order to publicise the profession. Many of my colleagues were not impressed.
You're in, but only if you wear the kit.
I love it when you talk dirty.

@10PS, what kind of law firm DOESN'T have a gobste clerk? I'll need to speak to my partners, but how about a paralegal role? fk knows what a paralegal actually is, but they're bloody everywhere these days.

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Actus Reus said:
fk knows what a paralegal actually is, but they're bloody everywhere these days.
Lawyer in a wheelchair, innit.

HDM

340 posts

192 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Seem to recall reading in the past couple of days that one of the legal governing bodies is taking a closer look at some of the claimed qualifications on Harry Potter's CV.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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http://www.solicitorsjournal.com/news/regulation/c...

As well as the stuff mentioned there, many of the academic qualifications listed by Blacker appear questionable. Amongst other things, he claims to have studied at Trinity College, Oxford, but the college denies this.

johnfm

13,668 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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schmunk said:
Actus Reus said:
fk knows what a paralegal actually is, but they're bloody everywhere these days.
Lawyer in a wheelchair, innit.
Heh. 8/10

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
http://www.solicitorsjournal.com/news/regulation/c...

As well as the stuff mentioned there, many of the academic qualifications listed by Blacker appear questionable. Amongst other things, he claims to have studied at Trinity College, Oxford, but the college denies this.
I think we have turned a corner with this guy. He said, we are told, "My bona fides are beyond any reproach". I think he might be mentally unwell, which makes the whole thing sad, rather than funny.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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He is more to be pitied than scorned, I think, but his antics may have harmed his client and the family of the dead cyclist, who might have to go through the ordeal of a retrial.

JustinP1

13,330 posts

231 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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I agree.

My experience dealing with those with real titles is that unless the owners find it directly necessary to mention them they don't.

I am friends with a Dr of Zoology, who is a published author, and you wouldn't know he is a Dr even if you scoured Google - it's just irrelevant to his current job and vocation so doesn't need it.

My other experience is my sisters good friend is a Lord. A real one - he's heir to half of Norfolk or something. My sister knew him for more than two years before she discovered his title, and only by chance when she saw paperwork at his house.


On the other hand, I've also dealt with two 'Walter Mitty' type characters. The sad thing is you have to consider what kind of person would want to obtain lots of titles, let alone feel it correct to ask people to use them one after the other to refer to you.

My experience is with such a character is that they don't know when to stop their deceit - a successful lie which is accepted by people around them becomes the foundation for the next 'development' of the story and so on. They just continue in the hope that as the lies get bigger an outsider will feel it less and less likely to doubt the original lie.

HDM

340 posts

192 months

Wednesday 24th September 2014
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Looks like time may be running out for Lord Makesitup:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/harry...

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 20th March 2015
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The court transcript has now been released:

http://www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tab...

allergictocheese

1,290 posts

114 months

Friday 20th March 2015
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'Harry Potter'.

Chortle.

hab1966

1,097 posts

213 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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I've just spotted him on LinkedIn. He is listed as "Lord Harley KGCSt.J. DPhil". with one of the largest pages I've come across on LI.