Portaloos put on our car park without permission!

Portaloos put on our car park without permission!

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StottyEvo

6,860 posts

163 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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V8forweekends said:
I often wonder this - it's almost as if someone somewhere in the whole system had a vested interest in making it difficult to get anything sensible done .....
Seems that way.

What would the police do if called? As the OP wants to keep everything legal...

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Mr SFJ said:
I'd ask each individual shop manager/owner if they have anything to do with them, if they say no, then say "Ok no worries, if they're still there in 24 hours I'll report them as abandoned to the council"
What do you expect the council to do about something dumped on PRIVATE land wobble

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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speedyguy said:
Mr SFJ said:
I'd ask each individual shop manager/owner if they have anything to do with them, if they say no, then say "Ok no worries, if they're still there in 24 hours I'll report them as abandoned to the council"
What do you expect the council to do about something dumped on PRIVATE land wobble
Yeh, the situation will just get crapper, they will bog you down in red tape.

Busterbulldog

670 posts

131 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Tell the shopkeeper to Bog off...

happychap

530 posts

148 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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What stops you keeping this simple, drag them off your property and see what happens. They are on your property without your permission, would you be so tolerant if they were on your drive way.

XCP

16,914 posts

228 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Whether or not the loo company own them anymore, they still dumped them on your land. It is entirely their responsibility.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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We're not privy to the reasons for their actions. Perhaps they left them there in loo of payment.

Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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happychap said:
What stops you keeping this simple, drag them off your property and see what happens. They are on your property without your permission...
In my simple way, this. Personally, I'd stick some flyers through the letterboxes of all the businesses that have access to your car park (covers all bases) saying something along the lines of private property, blocking access for bona fide users, etc and if not removed in 24hrs will be removed to wherever. No doubt this will cost you but when chummy bangs on your door demanding to know where his commodes are you can stick the bill for charges in his gaping maw (metaphorically speaking of course). I have no idea of the legalities of this but hey, your land, your property, etc.

Cyberprog

2,189 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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I'd suggest that you need to look at the deeds that go with your land. Do the deeds state that any of the properties have a right of way to pass over the land? If not, then they *may* have acquired that right (though I am far from a property lawyer!). You need to then take the businesses in question to court to get an injunction against them to prevent them from trespassing, but either way you need to talk to a solicitor who specialises in these matters, and money spent now clarifying your position should aid matters in the long term.

I would also suggest looking into controlling access onto the land - if the carpark is run as pay & display, get barriers with a ticket machine, if the spaces are leased then you could look at barriers with keyfobs.

And as for the portaloos, well unless you can interest the council in flytipping then I suspect legal action against the shop involved would be the only solution. If they have a right of way, it may only be on foot, or it may be via a vehicle. Either way, they wouldn't have the right to remain on that land indefinitely.

happychap

530 posts

148 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Why would you buy into a long protracted process of contacting other businesses and authorities to resolve this issue. Move them from your property and let the Highways agency or council determine how best to clear them from the pavement.

LucreLout

908 posts

118 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Just use them.

Have literally every employee using them to ensure they fill up fast.

Also write to the portapotty company advising them that you withdrawn any presumed right of access to your land and have instated a £1000 entry fee for any member of staff, agent, or subcontractor in their employ.

photosnob

1,339 posts

118 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Why not ask the bloke if they are his (if you are reasonably sure they are) and record his answer. If he ignores or denies it then get them removed. If he then comes back and claims theft you have evidence that you checked with him.

Stick some CCTV in the carpark and stop allowing yourself to be bullied.

Personally I'd play just as dirty as him. I'm sure he values his car as much as you value your vans. I certainly wouldn't have some cretin treat me like that. Just remember he runs a business as much as you - there are things you can do to damage his business. Superglue all the locks and stop him opening, have someone stand outside the shop and ask all his customers if they are the ones seen coming and going from his business place who are parking illegally.

XCP

16,914 posts

228 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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photosnob said:
Why not ask the bloke if they are his (if you are reasonably sure they are) and record his answer. If he ignores or denies it then get them removed. If he then comes back and claims theft you have evidence that you checked with him.

Stick some CCTV in the carpark and stop allowing yourself to be bullied.

Personally I'd play just as dirty as him. I'm sure he values his car as much as you value your vans. I certainly wouldn't have some cretin treat me like that. Just remember he runs a business as much as you - there are things you can do to damage his business. Superglue all the locks and stop him opening, have someone stand outside the shop and ask all his customers if they are the ones seen coming and going from his business place who are parking illegally.
Advocating criminal damage is probably not what the OP wanted to hear.

photosnob

1,339 posts

118 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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XCP said:
Advocating criminal damage is probably not what the OP wanted to hear.
Advocating spending a fortune getting court orders and injunctions, only for them to be ignored by someone with no interest in the law isn't either.

So I'd say he between a rock and a hard place. However my solution (minus gluing the locks) would probably be more affective.

keslake

657 posts

206 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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A few cans of expanding foam can be quite effective if used in the right places and is a complete bugger to remove.

Rovinghawk

13,300 posts

158 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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What if a vandal went in there with a couple of cans of expanding foam? It would make using the things quite difficult.

photosnob

1,339 posts

118 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Rovinghawk said:
What if a vandal went in there with a couple of cans of expanding foam? It would make using the things quite difficult.
Love it.

rb5er

11,657 posts

172 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Very good, in theory you really could write one of those things off with a stick to push the hatch open and a load of expanding foam down the hatch and up and over the hatch and around the flush handle if it has one. Locking those turds in good.

£10 well spent. Obviously only if you were that way inclined.

Lawbags

1,048 posts

128 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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I'd guess if they are the shop owners, he probably will be a dick if you remove them. Report you for theft or something.
Maybe pop into the local police station and report them as dumped. See what they say?

KingNothing

3,168 posts

153 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Has anyone mentioned expanding foam yet? wink

Either that or the dirty protest idea is the best course IMO.