Commiting GBH on a "ped" rider: What will I get ?

[Octoposse]

Mopeds?

If it is the same individuals, or people gathering at the same private address, go the Council ASB team / SNT route . . . I've known it end up with people being evicted if it's private rented or Housing Association (after they've ignored countless warning of increasing formality).

[stevesuk]

There's someone up the road from us who goes out for a ride on his chavtastically loud 125cc race replica at various times in the middle of the night - usually starting at 1:00am on a Saturday morning. Wakes me up when he goes out on it, and then again when he returns (sometimes only 15 minutes later!). So antisocial - I can only imagine they're too stupid to be aware that they're waking half the road up, or just to ignorant to care. If I was prime minister, I'd ban the things

[V8 Fettler]

"Peds" operate at a funeral dB level compared to various 1970's two strokes. Was there ever a sound that carried further on a summer's night than a 2 stroke triple running on Servals and K&Ns?

[robinessex]

Potatoe up the exhaust pipe

[TheEnd]

Haven't heard of the phantom jogger, but anything involving heat seeking missiles is good in my book.

[Tannedbaldhead]

V8 Fettler said:

"Peds" operate at a funeral dB level compared to various 1970's two strokes. Was there ever a sound that carried further on a summer's night than a 2 stroke triple running on Servals and K&Ns?

Bahringdingdingdinging bahhhhhhh.!

[otolith]

Humper said:

Cfnteabag said:

Tribal Chestnut said:

Nah, I just hide between parked cats and shove sticks in their wheels.

How do you hide behind a cat?

Never mind that, how do you park one?

Never mind that, where are the wheels on a cat?

[sherbertdip]

V8 Fettler said:

"Peds" operate at a funeral dB level compared to various 1970's two strokes. Was there ever a sound that carried further on a summer's night than a 2 stroke triple running on Servals and K&Ns?

Indeed, someone i knew of in the late 70's used to have a Suzuki GT250 X7, it's nickname was "7 Mile spanner" as you could supposedly hear it 7 miles away with expansion exhaust he had on it - deafening it was, in reality it could be heard 1-2 miles away.



Just writing this reminded me that killed himself on it, i'd totally forgotten that.

[Wacky Racer]

They are only young kids having a bit of fun, weren't you young once?

As long as they are in bed by 2am I can't see the problem, it could be worse, you could live right next to Heathrow Airport.

What's a bit of noise, it's only a few hours a day..

Invite them in for a brew, you never know, they might give you a ride on the back up and down the street.

They will grow out of it.

[jkw]

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/moped-gang-raise-it...

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/london-bi...

Uh oh better get used to the sound

[Stuck In A Lift]

Tannedbaldhead said:

You must never EVER move to France.

That's sound advice, but what has it got to do with mopeds?

[calibrax]

Stuck In A Lift said:

Tannedbaldhead said:

You must never EVER move to France.

That's sound advice, but what has it got to do with mopeds?

Going by the last time I was in Paris, it's because half the population is on mopeds...

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

calibrax said:

Going by the last time I was in Paris, it's because half the population is on mopeds...

Parrot to aisle four, please.

[McGraw]

calibrax said:

Going by the last time I was in Paris, it's because half the population is on mopeds...

And tend to spend half their journey on the pavement.

[herewego]

If it occurs at regular times of day such that the cops would be able to catch them then the answer is obvious.

[gpo746]

herewego said:

If it occurs at regular times of day such that the cops would be able to catch them then the answer is obvious.

No st Sherlock ! Guess what not interested. Probably too much effort

[LordHaveMurci]

Saw somebody blind one with a very bright torch on a campsite at Le Mans a few years ago, the rider fell off & picked himself up unharmed but ego in tatters never to return

[Petrolhead95]

gpo746 said:

Fed up of the noise they make. The other night all I could hear was this razzling noise like a wasp being amplified.
ruined my enjoyment of Tomorrow Never Dies
If I take decisive action and beat a couple up with a cricket bat what sort of sentence would I get ?

You're going to go and assault members of the public with a cricket bat because you don't like the noise of their motorbikes. Are you mentally challenged by any chance?

[gpo746]

Petrolhead95 said:

gpo746 said:

Fed up of the noise they make. The other night all I could hear was this razzling noise like a wasp being amplified.
ruined my enjoyment of Tomorrow Never Dies
If I take decisive action and beat a couple up with a cricket bat what sort of sentence would I get ?

You're going to go and assault members of the public with a cricket bat because you don't like the noise of their motorbikes. Are you mentally challenged by any chance?

Possibly but perhaps not as mentally restricted as you who fails to recognise something blatantly tongue in cheek.

[Oakey]

gpo746 said:

Fed up of the noise they make. The other night all I could hear was this razzling noise like a wasp being amplified.
ruined my enjoyment of Tomorrow Never Dies
If I take decisive action and beat a couple up with a cricket bat what sort of sentence would I get ?

Do you live in Blackpool?