Tyres stabbed.

[Track Rod]

Not a Goodyear then?

[Ryvita]

Much sympathy for the situation. I had two tyres slashed a number of years back and ended up having to cycle to a garage with a tyre duct-taped to my back in a makeshift harness. Had one spare tyre, and no AA cover at the time. :S

Also love the counter-stereotypical idea of an ecclesiastical petrolhead. Good on you pastor!

...That said, recommend you tread carefully from here on. You're a linglong time dead as they say.

[BigMacDaddy]

Ignore the usual monkeys with their puns - they'll soon tyre of it.

My advice would be to tread carefully - by the sounds of it these vandals are pretty slick. It could all spin out of control, and that'll do you no goodrich.

[AnimalBob]

HereBeMonsters said:

Soov535 said:

trashbat said:

Soov535 said:

Despite the fact that you've Dunlops of good work in the community.

Falken scumbags.

Perhaps it's time to look Toyo supervisor to see what He can do.

That would be Pirelli good idea.

He might unleash the brim and Firestone.

You lot must be Avon a laugh.

[matjk]

these jokes are coming very Tyre-some!

[ellroy]

My money's on a disgruntled foreign religionist, you know one of those continentals.

[HereBeMonsters]

matjk said:

these jokes are coming very Tyre-some!

They are a Potenza-l flat spot in an otherwise Excellence thread.

[McVities]

FuryExocet said:

Report it and get some CCTV cameras if you keep having problems, catch them in the act

local nuns? Use the camera and catch them in the Sister Act

[EskimoArapaho]

McVities said:

local nuns? Use the camera and catch them in the Sister Act

Call the Ditchfinder General!

[Gargamel]

EskimoArapaho said:

Call the Ditchfinder General!

Very good

[Gargamel]

However as a Pastor, surely your job is to reach out to these young miscreants and try to get them on to the side of the Lord. You need to offer them something concrete, be a brick for them and try to close the gap between you and them.

What I am saying is build a Bridge (stone) with them

[anonymous-user]

Was it not the prophet Ezekiel who prophesised the destruction of Tyre?

(Ezekiel 28: 16-17)

[wibblebrain]

Funniest thread ever!! Everyone's being very Kleber with these puns!

Keep them Kormoran !!

Edited by wibblebrain on Tuesday 7th October 15:38

[Alapeno]

I'd call the police Hankook up a fuss!

[anonymous-user]

In the US this would be a Federal offence.

[mcrdave]

Was it in the North West, spotted this at lunch

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

[mcrdave]

My above post was for the north west uk but it might be a trans-continental problem

[anonymous-user]

It's a National problem.

[EskimoArapaho]

OP, keep a low profile and try not to get deflated about it. Always look on the bright side of life.

[Alapeno]

mcrdave said:

Was it in the North West, spotted this at lunch

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

I wouldn't be going out stabbing tyres in the rain, sport.