Kids tried to mug me.
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nickwilcock said:
Go out with a couple of colleagues and pretend to be weaker than you are, so that you're an obvious target.
Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Hand them over to the Sharia Court in Tower Hamlets.Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Edited by nickwilcock on Thursday 23 October 22:01
If there's a few of them I'd highly recommend you DON'T take them on, even if you think you can handle yourself. While you're feeling all powerfully built holding one of them down his mate will think nothing of stabbing you in the kidneys so you die.
That's a serious bit of advice.
By all means attempt to mash them back as they first attempt to mash you, but then you have to get the fk out of there and fast.
That's a serious bit of advice.
By all means attempt to mash them back as they first attempt to mash you, but then you have to get the f
k out of there and fast.
nickwilcock said:
Go out with a couple of colleagues and pretend to be weaker than you are, so that you're an obvious target.
Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little bds....
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Can I just check that everyone's ok with Nick Wilcock advocating that a group of children are abducted and sexually mutilated?Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Edited by nickwilcock on Thursday 23 October 22:01
The Pistonhead's moderation policy must be one hell of a document - genital mutilation of minors and punishment rape= totally fine.
Dammit said:
nickwilcock said:
Go out with a couple of colleagues and pretend to be weaker than you are, so that you're an obvious target.
Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little bds....
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Can I just check that everyone's ok with Nick Wilcock advocating that a group of children are abducted and sexually mutilated?Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Edited by nickwilcock on Thursday 23 October 22:01
The Pistonhead's moderation policy must be one hell of a document - genital mutilation of minors and punishment rape= totally fine.
He has a point regarding the sixties though.
Dammit said:
Can I just check that everyone's ok with Nick Wilcock advocating that a group of children are abducted and sexually mutilated?
The Pistonhead's moderation policy must be one hell of a document - genital mutilation of minors and punishment rape= totally fine.
It falls under the heading of eugenics and can be seen as a service to the broader community.The Pistonhead's moderation policy must be one hell of a document - genital mutilation of minors and punishment rape= totally fine.
A chap I know was asked for his phone in Hounslow by a group of 14-16 year olds. He ignored them and kept walking, they put a vodka bottle over his head and he spent a fair few days in hospital. Still not really got over it. Just saying, don't underestimate what a "kid" is capable of.
Dammit said:
nickwilcock said:
Go out with a couple of colleagues and pretend to be weaker than you are, so that you're an obvious target.
Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little bds....
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Can I just check that everyone's ok with Nick Wilcock advocating that a group of children are abducted and sexually mutilated?Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Edited by nickwilcock on Thursday 23 October 22:01
The Pistonhead's moderation policy must be one hell of a document - genital mutilation of minors and punishment rape= totally fine.
nickwilcock said:
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Diamond geezers, they only ever murdered their own and intimidated people they wanted money from.....Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Happy days...
I wouldn't use a mobile walking along an urban area, you are off-guard. Looking likes victim or like a tourist probably wouldn't help either.
Avoid confrontation if possible.
Edited by MC Bodge on Friday 24th October 20:06
nickwilcock said:
Go out with a couple of colleagues and pretend to be weaker than you are, so that you're an obvious target.
Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little bds....
Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Utter cobblers......Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little b
ds....Back in the 1960s, the Twins or Richardsons wouldn't have allowed such casual crime on their manors. If they were lucky, any kids behaving in the way you describe might have had a first warning, but not a second warning...
Brutal, harsh, but effective.
Edited by nickwilcock on Thursday 23 October 22:01
'Catch the little sods, call another colleague in a vehicle, then drive them to somewhere quiet and castrate the little bds....'
No, of course you don't actually do that. No-one would countenance such an act.
They are taken somewhere and shown some pig's testicles in a blood-soaked polythene bag. They are then told that they'd once belonged to some common thief, who now wishes he hadn't robbed an innocent member of the public. They are then asked which one of them wants to be first.... Or would they prefer to remain intact, but off the street? Their choice.
Don't do this at home.... Really don't!
ds....'No, of course you don't actually do that. No-one would countenance such an act.
They are taken somewhere and shown some pig's testicles in a blood-soaked polythene bag. They are then told that they'd once belonged to some common thief, who now wishes he hadn't robbed an innocent member of the public. They are then asked which one of them wants to be first.... Or would they prefer to remain intact, but off the street? Their choice.
Don't do this at home.... Really don't!
Edited by nickwilcock on Friday 24th October 21:18
eatcustard said:
Hit them in the face with the palm of your hand, it hurts them but best off all no damage to your hand.
If you really want to be vindictive, stamp on the shin (but that could be jail time for you, if caught)
One of my friends is in the police force, and they are taught to slap HARD, NOT punch as it can break your wrist.If you really want to be vindictive, stamp on the shin (but that could be jail time for you, if caught)
A hard slap can stun them, till they get the cuffs on.
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