How to shut up a problem neighbour?

How to shut up a problem neighbour?

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RB Will

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9,663 posts

240 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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I co own a house with my father, bought about 2 years ago that he and my mother were due to live in. They have since separated and now my father needs the money from his chunk of the house to sort divorce etc.
So we have the house for sale.
Never really got on well with the neighbour who is a 50 something retired nothing better to do type who since my parents moved in has been banging on and sometimes getting quite nasty about what he thinks is a border dispute.
Its literally a triangle of land (our side of the dividing fence which has been up about 20 years) total area abut 5sq m about all you could do with it is grow a row of beans FFS!

The land registry says its our land and in the house documents there is mention of a previous border dispute as concluded in 2000.

Now we are trying to sell the guy is being a real asshat and has put a sign up in his front garden near to our for sale sign stating there is a border dispute and every time the estate agent has brought someone round to view he has been outside shouting his mouth off about the bloody border dispute.

Is he allowed to do this? is there any way of legally making him take his sign down and shut up about it? Nobody wants to buy a nice house next to an annoying prick of a neighbour and the longer this drags on the longer the bloody divorce drags on.

singlecoil

33,541 posts

246 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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I very much doubt he is allowed to do this, but what laws he is breaking, and what the remedy might be, would best be answered by a solicitor. Does he have a lawn?

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Kill him, mince his corpse, make his corpse into sausages, freeze the sausages & hammer them into his lawn.

Chimune

3,176 posts

223 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Hooli said:
Kill him, mince his corpse, make his corpse into sausages, freeze the sausages & hammer them into his lawn.
laugh

otolith

56,034 posts

204 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Become so much of a pain in the arse to him that he wants you to leave?

RB Will

Original Poster:

9,663 posts

240 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Hooli said:
Kill him, mince his corpse, make his corpse into sausages, freeze the sausages & hammer them into his lawn.
hmm I do have a friendly butcher scratchchin

gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Sign the patch over to him and hope he chokes on it.

mehball

59 posts

179 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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If as you say it's not worth fighting over. Just give him his triangle. You only want to sell the house and I doubt giving this over will lose you any value at all.

paintman

7,683 posts

190 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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What were the facts and resolution of the previous dispute?

LdnShtr

2,929 posts

243 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Get a contract made up to sign it over to him ONLY on the condition the property is sold. That way he has a vested interest in making sure the property sells too and everyone is happy (hopefully hehe )

RB Will

Original Poster:

9,663 posts

240 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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The solicitor did joke about offering to buy it off him for £10k per acre which works out at about £2.50.
Maybe make the offer to him that if he wants to pay for the fence to be taken down, concrete removed then reinstalled 1 ft to the right he can have it.

Dan_1981

17,381 posts

199 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Give it him. Let him have it.

It won't be your house or your problem.

And if its that small, whoever buys it won't notice that its missing.

RB Will

Original Poster:

9,663 posts

240 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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paintman said:
What were the facts and resolution of the previous dispute?
I can only assume the resolution was how we think it is as shown on the land registry. We only have a note that there was a dispute (the neighbour confirmed this is what it was about) and that it concluded in 2000, 12 years before we bought the house.
Where/ how would I go about getting the actual report?

Newc

1,863 posts

182 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Dan_1981 said:
Give it him. Let him have it.
LdnShtr said:
Get a contract made up to sign it over to him ONLY on the condition the property is sold.
This combo, but just as you move out on completion day burn all the crops and sow salt into the smoldering earth.

CYMR0

3,940 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Dan_1981 said:
Give it him. Let him have it.
Dan_1981 is the ghost of Derek Bentley and I claim my £5.

Dan_1981

17,381 posts

199 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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CYMR0 said:
Dan_1981 said:
Give it him. Let him have it.
Dan_1981 is the ghost of Derek Bentley and I claim my £5.
That took a second or two hehe

The Surveyor

7,576 posts

237 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Tell him that you will sell it to him for £1.

If he agrees, then he's admitting that he doesn't actually own it in which case withdraw the offer...

Seriously though, if there has been a dispute in the past that was determined (presumably against him) then can you not speak to your solicitor to seek an injunction or some kind of restraining order against him, to stop him making any further false claims.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

135 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Lifes too short, sign it over, the house wont be your soon.

Then leave a nice poo in his garden

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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This thread needs pics (or preferably, a childish sketchup in MS Paint). It is a Friday afternoon, after all.

Jasandjules

69,868 posts

229 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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As above, you don't need it, it won't affect the value of your house. Offer to sell it to him for £1 if he pays all legal fees.