How to shut up a problem neighbour?

How to shut up a problem neighbour?

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nick s

1,368 posts

217 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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This is crazy! If my neighbour tried that, I'd go and rip the sign up myself. Then knock on his door and tell him if he caused one more problem, I'll go 10x worse and make his life a complete living hell.

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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gforceg said:
Sign the patch over to him and hope he chokes on it.
This.


singlecoil

33,541 posts

246 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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If you really want to solve this, you need to pay him a visit. I'm thinking Clockwork Orange style. Do you know the words to Singing in the Rain?

kooky guy

582 posts

166 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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nick s said:
This is crazy! If my neighbour tried that, I'd go and rip the sign up myself. Then knock on his door and tell him if he caused one more problem, I'll go 10x worse and make his life a complete living hell.
Very much this! What's with all this surrender speak from the rest of you!?

nitrodave

1,262 posts

138 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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sounds like the guy is being a right tool!

i'd try the non emergency police line and see if they are willing to go over there to have a word

57Ford

4,000 posts

134 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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It does all seem a bit trivial, but the facts appear to be as follows:

1. There is a fence defining the current border which would have to be re-sited if the OP gave over this little strip of land.
2. This little strip of land is shown on the deeds as belonging to the OPs property.

Either way, this house is for sale and if I were interested in buying, I'd expect my surveyor to pick up on a freshly moved fenceline. However marginal is immaterial when it comes to property deals and mortgage lenders - they seem to like i's and t's dotted and crossed. It would seem to me that this could cause yet more delays to the OPs goal of getting the house sold.

The neighbour is obviously a knob, but it's hard to see an easy way out short of him paying to move the fence AND the cost of having the deeds modified or whatever before the house can be sold.

otolith

56,035 posts

204 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Sign it over.

Immediately before moving, plant Japanese knotweed.

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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otolith said:
Sign it over.

Immediately before moving, plant Japanese knotweed.
And report him on the HMRC grassline.

Chimune

3,176 posts

223 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Or mares tail....

matchmaker

8,484 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Soov535 said:
otolith said:
Sign it over.

Immediately before moving, plant Japanese knotweed.
And report him on the HMRC grassknotweedline.
EFA

pinchmeimdreamin

9,922 posts

218 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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hornetrider said:
This thread needs pics (or preferably, a childish sketchup in MS Paint). It is a Friday afternoon, after all.
If it helps.


The Red bit is the disputed area.


Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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If you want to play hardball you could (threaten to) sue him for slander of title and harassment.

If you report him to the police for harassment, they might make him take the sign down and tell him not to communicate with you or the estate agent or any visitors to your property.

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Give him Ebola, or if that's too much then something which keeps him sat on the toilet.

A peace offering drink?

Planter

410 posts

122 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
If it helps.


The Red bit is the disputed area.

I see the neighbours point......greedy bd OP

laugh

CoolHands

18,606 posts

195 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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tell him if he doesn't shut up you'll rent it to a housing assocition, and his life will become hell.

photosnob

1,339 posts

118 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Right - why don't you try talking to him properly. I'd have a conversation along the lines off - I think your a dick. If I can't sell the house in 6 weeks I've decided to move in, and I can be an atrocious neighbour. Point out that if you decide to move in, his life will be considerably more miserable. Personally and this is just me - but I'd be threatening to rent it out to druggies on DSS. And then I'd do it - not great for you, but worst for him.

There are plenty of legal things you can do to make him want to get rid off you asap. I certainly wouldn't be bullied into handing over my land. You can easily torment him into submission.

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

128 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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photosnob said:
Right - why don't you try talking to him properly. I'd have a conversation along the lines off - I think your a dick.


but I'd be threatening to rent it out to druggies on DSS. And then I'd do it - not great for you, but worst for him.



There are plenty of legal things you can do to make him want to get rid off you asap.
"Talk to him properly" and "by calling him a dick"? Interesting perception of talking properly.

Also having seen on numerous occasions what "druggies on DSS" do to houses that aren't theirs, I would also strongly recommend not doing this.

photosnob

1,339 posts

118 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
"Talk to him properly" and "by calling him a dick"? Interesting perception of talking properly.

Also having seen on numerous occasions what "druggies on DSS" do to houses that aren't theirs, I would also strongly recommend not doing this.
Mk3 - I was paraphrasing. "We don't get along, and I'm sure we would both like to see the back off each other".

The druggies is just a threat - if someone was saying to you that they would move them in if you didn't act reasonably you might decide to play nicely. It's nothing more than a negotiating stance.

dingg

3,983 posts

219 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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does look like someone has nicked his land at one point though...

strange situation to be in.

no help I know , but I'd probably just ask him what he wants to shut his mouth until the house is sold , if that doesn't work, do him in

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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57Ford said:
It does all seem a bit trivial, but the facts appear to be as follows:

1. There is a fence defining the current border which would have to be re-sited if the OP gave over this little strip of land.
2. This little strip of land is shown on the deeds as belonging to the OPs property.
Simple. The land is his, but he needs to pay the legal fees and the cost of the fence work. Job jobbed.

I wonder what the cost-per-acre will work out to...?