£2000+ cost of shooting traffic Warden - with a water pistol

£2000+ cost of shooting traffic Warden - with a water pistol

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Toltec

7,161 posts

224 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
Well, I can tell you that things haven't changed then.
My favourite part is when said customer gets nicked for something else and does a bit of "time" and I then get a letter to say that as he's paid £13 of my compo, and has spent time inside (for an unrelated matter) would I consider waving the remaining £37!
Tell them you would be quite willing to wave it, however he needs to pay up first.

KungFuPanda

4,334 posts

171 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Hmmm what if I was in the back of a builder's van and was cleaning out my tools and equipment for the day. I was swilling out a bucket with clean water. This was the second swilling and the water was clean an threw it out of the side loading door right onto a traffic warden was walking past.

There was no intent, no verbal abuse, no threatening langauge but similarly there was no grovelling apology. Just a shrug of the shoulders.

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

129 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Toltec said:
Tell them you would be quite willing to wave it, however he needs to pay up first.
Well done.

Waive.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
The majority will claim they are broke, so the poor little daps are allowed to pay in literally £1 instalments. Sometimes you'll get the "lump" sum in one go, but generally speaking its a quid a go.
You need to adopt the life assurance salesman's business model. Lots and lots of customers, all paying you a little bit each month. You'll be rich as Croesus in no time!

(or perhaps not).

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

129 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Greg66 said:
You need to adopt the life assurance salesman's business model. Lots and lots of customers, all paying you a little bit each month. You'll be rich as Croesus in no time!

(or perhaps not).
I considered it....but being punched in the nose on a daily basis lost its appeal after the first 5.

ging84

8,916 posts

147 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Mill Wheel said:
Won't you have to wear a blouse that goes see through when wet, and face a four letter tirade as well?
For £500 you can dress me how ever the hell you want, and shout as many words with as many letters as you want at me, (although don't expect me to understand the long ones)

shep1001

4,600 posts

190 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Disappointingly for Pistonheads, there are no pictures on this thread (or in the link) so we can't decide how good her cans looked with the wet tee-shirt look or if she did indeed have a face like a robbers dog.

ging84

8,916 posts

147 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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never in my life have i seen an attractive traffic warden

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
£400 compo seems excessive. I've been punched, kicked, head butted, spat at, numerous times...I don't think I've ever had more than £50!!
I have a compo cheque which I framed. I was "awarded" £50.

The cheque? 15p.

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

129 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Dibble said:
I have a compo cheque which I framed. I was "awarded" £50.

The cheque? 15p.
Fantastic! What are people thinking?

Greendubber

13,222 posts

204 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
Fantastic! What are people thinking?
I can safely say that I am owed hundreds in compo from over the years. Does anyone give a st its never been paid?

Being as its part of the sentence it amazes me its just forgotten about.

Flibble

6,475 posts

182 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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singlecoil said:
Seems reasonable in the circumstances.
He describes himself as a public schooled gentleman though, surely that should get him off? wink

DeolTheBeast

449 posts

147 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Water pistol? In stitches. What a ridiculous punishment. Traffic warden's are not 'premium' citizens.


Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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DeolTheBeast said:
Water pistol? In stitches. What a ridiculous punishment. Traffic warden's are not 'premium' citizens.
Either way they do not deserve verbal abuse, it's about time motorists lightened up and realised that parking restrictions apply to them.




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Red Devil

13,067 posts

209 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Flibble said:
singlecoil said:
Seems reasonable in the circumstances.
He describes himself as a public schooled gentleman though, surely that should get him off? wink
I don't see any mention of private education in the article. Although the picture of a flabby, overweight, over indulged, tcensored with an apparent sense of entitlement, lends some credence to your suggestion. Disappointing that he didn't mention pleb though. Due to that omission he's just been crossed off Mr Mitchell's Christmas card list. wink

carinaman

21,325 posts

173 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
£400 compo seems excessive. I've been punched, kicked, head butted, spat at, numerous times...I don't think I've ever had more than £50!!
I am sorry to read that. frown

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

249 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
£400 compo seems excessive. I've been punched, kicked, head butted, spat at, numerous times...I don't think I've ever had more than £50!!
Indeed a lot of compensation for being a bit damp and shouted at. Guy though a complete spacktard for having a go against her in the street, go through the appeals procedure if you think you've been wrongly ticketed.

Phatboy317

801 posts

119 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Looking at the StreetView of the loading bay in question, it looks like everyone parks there, including a badly-parked Range Rover - I wonder if that was him

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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carinaman said:
Mk3Spitfire said:
£400 compo seems excessive. I've been punched, kicked, head butted, spat at, numerous times...I don't think I've ever had more than £50!!
I am sorry to read that. frown
Me, but if he will play Rugby wink

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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KungFuPanda said:
Hmmm what if I was in the back of a builder's van and was cleaning out my tools and equipment for the day. I was swilling out a bucket with clean water. This was the second swilling and the water was clean an threw it out of the side loading door right onto a traffic warden was walking past.

There was no intent, no verbal abuse, no threatening langauge but similarly there was no grovelling apology. Just a shrug of the shoulders.
Different scenario, he got what he deserved in my opinion, if you did that what you would be is downright ignorant for not apologising.