Noisy Neighbour Advice

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SVTRick

3,633 posts

195 months

Friday 20th March 2015
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22Rgt said:
Too much pussy footing about going on here. Make these two wkers lives as miserable as you can for the duration. A couple of well built well armed mates, boiler suits balaclavas, strip them naked, out onto the stair case and hand cuff them to it, bend them over and hammer a pineapple well home with a tent peg mallet or insert a CV boot stretcher, bang on everyone elses door for the spectacle...they'll be gone the very same day...
Ha Ha that's the way to deal with them.
Spray said intrusion device with Deep Heat first

jakesmith

9,461 posts

171 months

Friday 20th March 2015
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Detached house is the only way to go, best thing I ever did, broke my heart to move out of SW London but forgot about it within a few days. Yes it's a 2 mile car drive to Waitrose now rather than a 10 min walk but boy am I sleeping better

V8Matthew

Original Poster:

2,675 posts

166 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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It's highly tempting to flick the isolator switch for their flat and cut through the meter tails, but that would be criminal damage and it would result in me being bent over by the electricity company - I can still fantasise though.

Thanks to all that have given their advice and experiences.