Emma first Accident

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eldar

21,740 posts

196 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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julian64 said:
Remove her photo before you regret it.
This!

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Oh that Emma....

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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eldar said:
julian64 said:
Remove her photo before you regret it.
This!
Parp!

:binned:

smile

Mod note: Behave...

Edited by Bill on Friday 20th February 17:37

M6L11

1,222 posts

126 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Things on the road don't "suddenly" happen, and bin lorries designed to regularly stop don't just "suddenly and unexpectedly stop" either. As already discussed (and to be fair, acknowledged by you) the only reason three cars stopped and Emma didn't is because she was (1) tailgating (2) driving too fast or (3) not concentrating (or a combination of them).

That aside, you did well bagging her, son, you did well. hehe

TheAllSeeingPie

865 posts

135 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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vinnie01 said:
dont understand the custard/sausages comment but heres the Darling o/h
I'd probably delete the image in case she finds this thread and disembowels you.

Generally if someone claims ownership to something people on PH say go and take a photo of it with a packet of Birds custard in XX spot, to prove it's yours. Because you won't find a picture on Google with the custard in that specific place it proves ownership. The sausages thing you'll find references to the more time you spend on here wink

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Vinnie, are you sure it's Emmas first accident and not the second. She looks like she is holding the first wink

Know what, I feel like we are all getting too know each other so well.

B'stard Child

28,395 posts

246 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Monkeylegend said:
Vinnie, are you sure it's Emmas first accident and not the second. She looks like she is holding the first wink
Gave me a good chuckle thanks

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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B'stard Child said:
Monkeylegend said:
Vinnie, are you sure it's Emmas first accident and not the second. She looks like she is holding the first wink
Gave me a good chuckle thanks
I am here all evening wink

Variomatic

2,392 posts

161 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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I vote the pic stays as admissible evidence. Clearly not her fault - she's too cute to be guilty. biggrin





Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Chunky thighs though, not that there is anything wrong with that.

QBee

20,976 posts

144 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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The cause of the accident is now clear. It's a well known condition called "baby brain" which happens to all women who have recently given birth. The brain of the new mother turns to mush and stays that way for several years.
Cuddle her, comfort her and look after her. Accidents happen, cars can be mended or replaced, but she looks like a lovely mum to your child so cherish.....

vinnie01

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863 posts

119 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Monkeylegend said:
I am here all evening wink
Mercifully not our Sprog her friends seem to enjoy playing pass the infant. Id be a bloody awful parent

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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QBee said:
The cause of the accident is now clear. It's a well known condition called "baby brain" which happens to all women who have recently given birth. The brain of the new mother turns to mush and stays that way for several years.
Cuddle her, comfort her and look after her. Accidents happen, cars can be mended or replaced, but she looks like a lovely mum to your child so cherish.....
How wrong could one bee.

TheAllSeeingPie

865 posts

135 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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Monkeylegend said:
QBee said:
The cause of the accident is now clear. It's a well known condition called "baby brain" which happens to all women who have recently given birth. The brain of the new mother turns to mush and stays that way for several years.
Cuddle her, comfort her and look after her. Accidents happen, cars can be mended or replaced, but she looks like a lovely mum to your child so cherish.....
How wrong could one bee.
Ohh a stinging comment! Hive got to go now ...

QBee

20,976 posts

144 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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TheAllSeeingPie said:
Monkeylegend said:
QBee said:
The cause of the accident is now clear. It's a well known condition called "baby brain" which happens to all women who have recently given birth. The brain of the new mother turns to mush and stays that way for several years.
Cuddle her, comfort her and look after her. Accidents happen, cars can be mended or replaced, but she looks like a lovely mum to your child so cherish.....
How wrong could one bee.
Ohh a stinging comment! Hive got to go now ...
Buzz off then.....

Kapenta

1,623 posts

196 months

Saturday 21st February 2015
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vinnie01 said:
dont understand the custard/sausages comment but heres the Darling o/h
Are you Gavin Henson?

4rephill

5,040 posts

178 months

Saturday 21st February 2015
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TheAllSeeingPie said:
Du1point8 said:
Dont bet on it... My Ex nudged someone at 3-5mph, they went onto empty roundabout and stopped (claimed they accidentally hit the brake) and we rolled into them.

Apparently we cause £8k of damages to them, we had no damage to our fiat bumper and there was no damage to theirs.
While it is possible to cause damage without getting much visible sign on the bumpers, I doubt £8k could be done without you hitting something pricey like a 250GTO.
You wouldn't have to run into the back of a 250 GTO to cause @ £8K worth of damage.

I suspect if you ran into the back of a car with a folding metal roof at the right angle, causing the roof to become misaligned and possibly damaged then you'll run up that sort of bill quite quickly.

As for more standard cars, based on how modern crash structures are designed to fold up on impact to absorb the impact, it depends on what needs replacing after the crash.

If the boot floor is creased, then to repair the car properly and back to the original specification, the whole floor has to be cut out and a new floor has to be welded in.

Whilst the floor itself may not be that expensive, there's a lot of hours in labour involved in removing the old floor, welding in the new floor, painting the new floor, refitting all the trim pieces etc., etc.

Added to all that will be any repairs required to the surrounding bodywork (say for example the rear quarter panel gets pushed in and creased).

If the insurance company go to a main dealer for repair quotes, with labour rates of @ £80 ~ £110 per hour (depending on location, manufacturer etc.,etc.), who insist on changing everything possible (Take the creased quarter panel for example: Whilst Joe Blogg's bodyshop will most likely happily just repair the quarter panel, the main dealer might insist on cutting off the rear quarter panel and welding a new quarter panel in place), then the repair bill can quickly escalate to stupid amounts.

This tends to be the reason why so many cars get written off by the insurance companies for what appears to be the most innocuous damage, because they don't look for the most cost effective method of repair.

QBee

20,976 posts

144 months

Saturday 21st February 2015
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Had a company A6 avant written off this way, damage didn't look much, tailgate wouldn't quite shut properly. Quarter panels were slightly creased.

Insurers paid £11k and wrote it off.

vinnie01

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863 posts

119 months

Saturday 21st February 2015
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Providing things are as they seem Ive just acquired a replacement set of panels in the right colour so result. no word off the 3rd party yet... Should i make emma contact them if we don't hear?

QBee

20,976 posts

144 months

Saturday 21st February 2015
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vinnie01 said:
Providing things are as they seem Ive just acquired a replacement set of panels in the right colour so result. no word off the 3rd party yet... Should i make emma contact them if we don't hear?
Good for you mate. That's a result on the panels.
I wouldn't contact anyone direct. She presumably gave her details to the third party, if there was any visible damage they would be contacting their insurers if they felt the need and you will hear sooner or later. I wouldn't be prompting them.....