Just been assaulted with a meat cleaver!!

[wile7]

eatcustard said:

How long until kids go back to school, this thread is fake as Jordan's tits

You're kidding!!! I thought they were all real and naturally buoyant.....

Gutted.....

PS. If OP is genuine....Police FFS!! If not....why post this?

[GT03ROB]

Sheepshanks said:

Jasandjules said:

It's police and dismissal for Gross Misconduct too I'd wager.

Is chopping a colleague with a meat cleaver really gross misconduct?

What would you call it? A minor disciplinary issue?

[MacW]

GT03ROB said:

Sheepshanks said:

Jasandjules said:

It's police and dismissal for Gross Misconduct too I'd wager.

Is chopping a colleague with a meat cleaver really gross misconduct?

What would you call it? A minor disciplinary issue?

It might not be entirely his fault if his employer hasn't provided the necessary H&S courses pertaining to the correct use of tools and equipment

[hamish88]

Well just seen the Anaesthetist . Will be going to surgery in an hour.
Unfortunately this is for real . My family wants the police involved so it seems to be going that way.
The mad thing is the guys wife has just given birth and his other child is under three .
I work long hours so this is the only forum I go on as it bloody well covers everything.
And before anyone suggests . No I'm not gonna hammer sausages in his lawn.
Oh and it's a Restaraunt .

[GT03ROB]

MacW said:

GT03ROB said:

Sheepshanks said:

Jasandjules said:

It's police and dismissal for Gross Misconduct too I'd wager.

Is chopping a colleague with a meat cleaver really gross misconduct?

What would you call it? A minor disciplinary issue?

It might not be entirely his fault if his employer hasn't provided the necessary H&S courses pertaining to the correct use of tools and equipment

Good point & I think the OP should sue his employer too for failing to protect his health & safety.

seriously I think he does have a basis for an industrial injury claim.....

[anonymous-user]

I still call BS. Why did no one at the work place call the police?

As for Jordan's waps, crikey! Next people will be saying that Jasmin isn't really live!

[Davel]

He could have killed you.

You have to report it and the CCTV will help.

Has he been in touch at all or is he not bothered?

He could do this again if you don't put an end to it.

[Never you mind]

Evolved said:

Persecute him, you have to be unhinged to swing at someone like that.

He's not the messiah just a very naughty boy.

[gadgetmac]

It was you on this occasion but next time it could be somebody less able to defend themselves so even if you don't report for you report it to hopefully help somebody else in the future. This needs to be on his record.

[valiant]

Surely your boss has called in the boys in blue? duty of care and all that.

[mgtony]

valiant said:

Surely your boss has called in the boys in blue? duty of care and all that.

The boss has just lost one employee to the hospital all day and probably doesn't want to lose another to the police station all day. Got to be thinking about his business!

Although it does sound like grievous bodily arm.

[Hol]

spikeyhead said:

BV, remember that wall that Hadrian built? Now you understand the reason for it

Wasn't he the guy who took all those elephants across a mountain range?

[marshalla]

Hol said:

spikeyhead said:

BV, remember that wall that Hadrian built? Now you understand the reason for it

Wasn't he the guy who took all those elephants across a mountain range?

Except he couldn't get one of the team into the helicopter.

[jshell]

Total BS. Ignore.

[Some Gump]

Custard.

OP is presumably on a phone. not hard to take a photo and all that.

[mgtony]

Some Gump said:

Custard.

OP is presumably on a phone. not hard to take a photo and all that.

Exactly. Come on OP, chop chop.

[Tonto]

Breadvan72 said:

I still call BS. Why did no one at the work place call the police?

As for Jordan's waps, crikey! Next people will be saying that Jasmin isn't really live!

Err, I mean, who's Jasmine?

[Soov535]

mgtony said:

Some Gump said:

Custard.

OP is presumably on a phone. not hard to take a photo and all that.

Exactly. Come on OP, chop chop.

[anonymous-user]

Does everyone involved have a legal right to work in this country? Maybe that's why no-one seems to want BiB involved?

[carinaman]

Photos of the X-Ray(s)?