Just been assaulted with a meat cleaver!!

[Sheepshanks]

GT03ROB said:

Sheepshanks said:

Jasandjules said:

It's police and dismissal for Gross Misconduct too I'd wager.

Is chopping a colleague with a meat cleaver really gross misconduct?

What would you call it? A minor disciplinary issue?

I think it demonstrates passion - a good thing in the workplace. Employees should be 'edgy'.

[Google [bot]]

I know a Glaswegian chef. I have no reason to doubt the story.

[Greendubber]

Normal procedure for people who present themselves at hospital with knjfe wounds is that the hospital contact police......

[Jasandjules]

Google [bot] said:

I know a Glaswegian chef. I have no reason to doubt the story.

Nor I. I was asked to bring a claim against an employer who had dismissed two chefs for Gross Misconduct - "my" one however had only gone and got a knife "because Mr XXX had a knife", therefore he felt he should not have been dismissed, just the other guy. They were outside the back of the pub trying to stab each other...... I declined to take on this case...

[PAULJ5555]

hamish88 said:

My family wants the police involved so it seems to be going that way.
The mad thing is the guys wife has just given birth and his other child is under three .

Fred West had children too, sounds like you are defending him or have already forgiven him

[Monkeylegend]

Remember the guy who posted on one of the Evo forums a couple of years ago saying he had been slashed by a samurai? sword or shot or something similar, and even posted faked photo's of his very serious injuries.

Wanted to be a hero.

[anonymous-user]

I had a nasty paper cut in the work place once, but because I am rocky tough I didn't go on about it all over the internet, even though it was quite hurty for at least thirty seconds or so. Me, I'm nails, me.

PS: I did call the cops, however. Our stationery manager was sent down for twenty years of hard Federal time. Fiat justitia, eh?

[anonymous-user]

Greendubber said:

Normal procedure for people who present themselves at hospital with knjfe wounds is that the hospital contact police......

what if he was/is a chef. maybe like Stephen Seagal a ex trained assassin who now spends him time making marzipan, think about it.

[Moily]

[Hooli]

Breadvan72 said:

Fiat justitia, eh?

Is that bigger or smaller than a Multipla?

[PorkInsider]

Wouldn't the ambulance service (or hospital) have informed plod, regardless of OP's wishes?

I can't imagine how the injury could be explained to the medics as anything other than what it was and, as far as I understand it, they have to inform the BiB.

[walm]

mgtony said:

Although it does sound like grievous bodily arm.

mgtony said:

Exactly. Come on OP, chop chop.

Excellent!

[mph1977]

carinaman said:

Photos of the X-Ray(s)?

actual x rays how quaint ...

it;s fairly hard to photograph a screen and a picture of a CD_R won't tell much ...

wet film weut out a decade ago - even the prints now are prints onto plastic sheets

[pidsy]

OP- get your elbow out for the lads!!!

[blueg33]

280E said:

Does everyone involved have a legal right to work in this country? Maybe that's why no-one seems to want BiB involved?

You are Nigel Farage AICMCP

[eldar]

Hol said:

spikeyhead said:

BV, remember that wall that Hadrian built? Now you understand the reason for it

Wasn't he the guy who took all those elephants across a mountain range?

That was Hannibal Lecter.

[Vaud]

mph1977 said:

it;s fairly hard to photograph a screen and a picture of a CD_R won't tell much ...

It's fairly easy to photograph a screen. A modern phone will do a reasonable capture, providing you keep the flash off. Not medical or broadcast quality, but certainly good enough to satisfy the PH mobs.

[mgtony]

hamish88 said:

The X-ray shows he fkn lopped off the end of the bone at the elbow.

hamish88 said:

Oh and it's a Restaraunt .

Glad you left a tip.

[walm]

Vaud said:

mph1977 said:

it;s fairly hard to photograph a screen and a picture of a CD_R won't tell much ...

It's fairly easy to photograph a screen. A modern phone will do a reasonable capture, providing you keep the flash off. Not medical or broadcast quality, but certainly good enough to satisfy the PH mobs.

I would happily accept a photo of a bandaged arm in a hospital, next to some of those natty chequered chef shoes and some Birds.

[LoonR1]

I'm glad some others have called this. As soon as I thread the post it was clearly bull. 74 months and 72 posts is the usual giveaway. I'd love to know which corner of the DarkWeb is selling longstanding, low post count PH usernames to children for a small fee.

I see the OP has vanished, which is a shame as I'd love to know how screwing his elbow back together panned out.