Just been assaulted with a meat cleaver!!
Discussion
KFC said:
Depending on how severe the injury is, the bloke might actually have done him a favour by chopping him up a bit 
Up till that point the OP could have been looking at a criminal conviction himself, and loss of job. I suspect now that the other guy has went overboard, thats going to be seen as punishment enough for the OP on both those points?
Regardless its all just so chavvy. What a waste of NHS and Police resources by adults that should know better. Up till that point the OP could have been looking at a criminal conviction himself, and loss of job. I suspect now that the other guy has went overboard, thats going to be seen as punishment enough for the OP on both those points?
PHACKTOID: Shakespeare may be the originator of the Yuh Momma gag.
See Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2:-
DEMETRIUS
Villain, what hast thou done?
AARON
That which thou canst not undo.
CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.
The gag may have been done first by Aristophanes, or some such dude, but I'm not sure.
See Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2:-
DEMETRIUS
Villain, what hast thou done?
AARON
That which thou canst not undo.
CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.
The gag may have been done first by Aristophanes, or some such dude, but I'm not sure.
NSFW
Best 'smell yer maw' I could find:
http://youtu.be/lSGozyvielU
Alternatively....all the way from Greenock:
http://youtu.be/35oS2OfG_oY
Best 'smell yer maw' I could find:
http://youtu.be/lSGozyvielU
Alternatively....all the way from Greenock:
http://youtu.be/35oS2OfG_oY
Breadvan72 said:
Yo,da Van Man iz bare down wit da yoot,ya getz me,fo'shizzle
Ok ....can any mods close this thread please or how do I go about doing it.
Thanks for all the laughs and encouragement from all you believers and non believers .
As I'm going to plod right now I have deleted most of my posts .
Everything I have said is the truth but there is obviously some stuff that is left out that the guy has done I haven't mentioned yet that really really doesn't put him in a good light and maybe one day when it's all over I can give you a full account and all of the story.
I guarantee 90% of the guys on here if you are a genuine human being will see he's a nasty piece of work.
Might even if everything is settled / charged and allowed to put up a copy of the cctv of that night though that is probably a long time away.
Like I said it's been a funny ride and something I needed when I was in the ward feeling sorry for myself and some of the nurses think they must have given me too much morphine when I was holding my arm and laughing too hard.
But in reality when the painkillers wear off it hurts like a b
h and I'm out of a job for at least 6 months until this is all healed and hoping all the wires and screws etc don't fk anything up in there.
Cheers hamish
Thanks for all the laughs and encouragement from all you believers and non believers .
As I'm going to plod right now I have deleted most of my posts .
Everything I have said is the truth but there is obviously some stuff that is left out that the guy has done I haven't mentioned yet that really really doesn't put him in a good light and maybe one day when it's all over I can give you a full account and all of the story.
I guarantee 90% of the guys on here if you are a genuine human being will see he's a nasty piece of work.
Might even if everything is settled / charged and allowed to put up a copy of the cctv of that night though that is probably a long time away.
Like I said it's been a funny ride and something I needed when I was in the ward feeling sorry for myself and some of the nurses think they must have given me too much morphine when I was holding my arm and laughing too hard.
But in reality when the painkillers wear off it hurts like a b
h and I'm out of a job for at least 6 months until this is all healed and hoping all the wires and screws etc don't fk anything up in there.Cheers hamish
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