NIP - Single witness, no measuring device (Excess of 50MPH)

NIP - Single witness, no measuring device (Excess of 50MPH)

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Durzel

12,276 posts

169 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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daytona355 said:
To need a licence, you have to charge for your service, I don't, I do it for people who I know to make their day/evening and that appreciate it. Sometimes people give petrol money, some are brassic making their day special and don't, I never ask either way. The food is always nice at weddings, so it's a nice day regardless. Doing a funeral was a bit weird though, but still a good occassion
Best be careful because accepting petrol money or any kind of payment is likely to be construed as "for hire or reward", which may not be covered on your insurance unless explicitly asked for/notified.

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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750turbo said:
The gift that keeps on giving wink

Any "real" pics yet?
There's one on my profile, and another in a different thread, and once someone tells me how to photoshop the number plates out, I can put others up

750turbo

6,164 posts

225 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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daytona355 said:
750turbo said:
The gift that keeps on giving wink

Any "real" pics yet?
There's one on my profile, and another in a different thread, and once someone tells me how to photoshop the number plates out, I can put others up
Email them to me and I will do it. You do not need Photoshop to do the manipulation, any photo SW will do this.

One of them must contain a pic of PH Custard on the dash, with ignition switched on, and your 25 year old Girlfriend.

Please ensure the custard is not out of date - this is not tolerated in here. My email accepts pics larger than 2 MB.

ETA - You need this for attachments - The site does not support them directly.

phmail1 at btinternet dot com





Edited by 750turbo on Monday 22 February 19:04

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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daytona355 said:
There's one on my profile
There's a photo of a Ferrari and a Merc in a garage. With plates visible, just as they would be in the real world...

But, given that pic, I think we're getting to the bottom of your issues with being stopped by Plod.

Have you considered insuring either one of them?

roofer

5,136 posts

212 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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daytona355 said:
Back in 2003/4, I was banging a couple girls in Nottingham, and used to go up and stay in a hotel, driving either one of the maseratis, the Aston, or Ferrari. On a Sunday evening, the centre of town was nicknamed the circuit, as all the boy racers would circulate, and park up alongside the bus depot to chat. I used to pull out and run a few lights with them, and then park and chat, they liked to see the cars. Anyhow, the cops used to make them move if they parked for too long, and one night, I was there when the Feds arrived. They actually thought I would also move, stupid, and while all the chaps drove off, I stayed and argued my point since there was no restriction where I was, and I was entitled to park. They got all beetroot faced, and threatened all sorts, but I stayed there until they gave up and left!

Another top story from the archives

I'm pretty sure Notts chaps will know of the scene at that time, lots of scoobs and evos around at the time
You've read BOB many times ?

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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What's BOB?

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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750turbo said:
Email them to me and I will do it. You do not need Photoshop to do the manipulation, any photo SW will do this.

One of them must contain a pic of PH Custard on the dash, with ignition switched on, and your 25 year old Girlfriend.

Please ensure the custard is not out of date - this is not tolerated in here. My email accepts pics larger than 2 MB.

ETA - You need this for attachments - The site does not support them directly.

phmail1 at btinternet dot com





Edited by 750turbo on Monday 22 February 19:04
What is ph custard?

Roo

11,503 posts

208 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Durzel said:
daytona355 said:
To need a licence, you have to charge for your service, I don't, I do it for people who I know to make their day/evening and that appreciate it. Sometimes people give petrol money, some are brassic making their day special and don't, I never ask either way. The food is always nice at weddings, so it's a nice day regardless. Doing a funeral was a bit weird though, but still a good occassion
Best be careful because accepting petrol money or any kind of payment is likely to be construed as "for hire or reward", which may not be covered on your insurance unless explicitly asked for/notified.
And be licenced by the local authority. Only weddings and funerals are exempt from licencing. Kids proms and 'special' occasions are not exempt.

BertBert

19,071 posts

212 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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This refers to the so called 'custard test'. In the case where a PH'er posts something that is not believed by the PH masses (hardly ever happens) and pictorial proof could ascertain the facts, the poster is required to post said picture. However to prove that it is not just a pic grabbed from the internet, it has to have a tin of Birds Custard powder in the picture.

So a picture of a Ferrari parked in the middle of the road at a stop with a tin of custard powder on the bonnet, or
A picture of phoning the Chief at a stop holding a tin, or
A picture of banging two birds (each holding a tin) - see what I did there... biggrin

I'm not the same as the normal SP&L'er, I really enjoy your posts. Keep on going!

daytona355 said:
What is ph custard?

roofer

5,136 posts

212 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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daytona355 said:
What's BOB?
Book of bks

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Ahhh, I see, well, I'm not going out in the middle of the night just to take a photo for you guys, so next time I do, I'll try to remember to do one.

rigga

8,732 posts

202 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2016
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It was good enough for Plato ...


Do one it might stop all this.

roofer

5,136 posts

212 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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daytona355 said:
Ahhh, I see, well, I'm not going out in the middle of the night just to take a photo for you guys, so next time I do, I'll try to remember to do one.
whistle

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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So I'm guessing you haven't seen the raft of pictures posted kindly up by 750 in the other thread. Whistle away while you can, I think they will shut you up for good

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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daytona355 said:
So I'm guessing you haven't seen the raft of pictures posted kindly up by 750 in the other thread. Whistle away while you can, I think they will shut you up for good
<waits for link>

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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Find it yourself lazybones, you think you are some kind of PH powerhouse. smile

Hamish Finn

476 posts

109 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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daytona355 said:
Find it yourself lazybones, you think you are some kind of PH powerhouse. smile
Actually I'm with you on this one Daytona. The irony is very strong with TooManySheds getting stuck in here. He's heading for a crash.

daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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It'll be a pretty slow one in a 2cv!

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Saturday 27th February 2016
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Ooooh, custard. I love custard.

Maybe Daytona can get his police chief constable friend in the shot as well?


daytona355

825 posts

200 months

Saturday 27th February 2016
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xjay1337 said:
Ooooh, custard. I love custard.

Maybe Daytona can get his police chief constable friend in the shot as well?
Another donut who doesn't look for the pics on his own? Anyone recommend a good optician for these guys? Managed to track me down in this thread from the Mot thread where he makes pointless comments and demonstrates a lack of a sense of humour, then kindly comes over here to try to harass me? Must be love! Sorry mate, I'm not that way inclined..... Girls only, you have NOTHING I would be interested in