Removing cheating spouse from home - URGENT advice needed

[AndStilliRise]

Pics please. (The car not of the snake!)

[johnwilliams77]

She still got keys to your place?
Glad you're doing 'OK' and have lots of company

[theboss]

johnwilliams77 said:

She still got keys to your place?
Glad you're doing 'OK' and have lots of company

No, she handed keys back with signed tenancy amendment.

I'm leaving keys turned in locks at present - had a locksmith in this morning and am receiving a quote for replacements plus a comprehensive security revamp.

[bad company]

theboss said:

I'm leaving keys turned in locks at present - had a locksmith in this morning and am receiving a quote for replacements plus a comprehensive security revamp.

Good move.

[HantsRat]

Even more important than the M5. Can we see a photo of the 'young admirer'?

[theboss]

I'll ask her later if she's willing to stage a "custard shot" whilst bent over the bonnet of the M5. If she agrees to that, she's a keeper by my reckoning.

[Vaud]

theboss said:

I'll ask her later if she's willing to stage a "custard shot" whilst bent over the bonnet of the M5. If she agrees to that, she's a keeper by my reckoning.

Original custard test, or new fangled tinned?

[InitialDave]

theboss said:

I also have a very sweet and younger admirer as mentioned previously but have agreed not to jump into anything serious too soon.

Well, that's certainly a change from the usual kind of "34 in a 20" that gets posted in SP&L...

[Starfighter]

theboss said:

I'll ask her later if she's willing to stage a "custard shot" whilst bent over the bonnet of the M5. If she agrees to that, she's a keeper by my reckoning.

Post that and i will report the thread to the mods for consideration for legendary status....

[Red Devil]

theboss said:

johnwilliams77 said:

She still got keys to your place?
Glad you're doing 'OK' and have lots of company

No, she handed keys back with signed tenancy amendment.

I'm leaving keys turned in locks at present - had a locksmith in this morning and am receiving a quote for replacements plus a comprehensive security revamp.

Completed before you leave for the Johan Sebastian-fest I trust. Just because you have had a set of keys returned doesn't mean there isn't a duplicate set floating around...

[4x4Tyke]

Starfighter said:

Post that and i will report the thread to the mods for consideration for legendary status....

Providing he doesn't subsequently try to sell M5 with said custard.

[motco]

'Custard' eh?

[Vaud]

motco said:

'Custard' eh?

Do a Google image search for the original "custard test pistonheads".

NSFW.

Let's just say it wasn't in a tin.

[motco]

Vaud said:

motco said:

'Custard' eh?

Do a Google image search for the original "custard test pistonheads".

NSFW.

Let's just say it wasn't in a tin.

I was labouring under the impression that the 'custard test' on here (as opposed to in more liberal forums) was a badge of authenticity. I appreciate that elsewhere it might be, well, icing on the cake...

All that being as it may, my two-word query related to the Op's suggestion that he and his "pretty young thing" might stage a 'custard shot' with all the euphemistic possibilities that implies.

Caution, low-flyimg parrots?

[Vaud]

motco said:

I was labouring under the impression that the 'custard test' on here (as opposed to in more liberal forums) was a badge of authenticity. I appreciate that elsewhere it might be, well, icing on the cake...

All that being as it may, my two-word query related to the Op's suggestion that he and his "pretty young thing" might stage a 'custard shot' with all the euphemistic possibilities that implies.

Caution, low-flyimg parrots?

I'll have my parrot bbq'd please.

I was just highlighting that the modern interpretation of "custard test" might be interpreted as a pic of her holding a tin of aforementioned product... many more recent PHers might not be aware that the original version would see a photo of her liberally smearing custard on her chest....

[motco]

Vaud said:

motco said:

I was labouring under the impression that the 'custard test' on here (as opposed to in more liberal forums) was a badge of authenticity. I appreciate that elsewhere it might be, well, icing on the cake...

All that being as it may, my two-word query related to the Op's suggestion that he and his "pretty young thing" might stage a 'custard shot' with all the euphemistic possibilities that implies.

Caution, low-flyimg parrots?

I'll have my parrot bbq'd please.

I was just highlighting that the modern interpretation of "custard test" might be interpreted as a pic of her holding a tin of aforementioned product... many more recent PHers might not be aware that the original version would see a photo of her liberally smearing custard on her chest....

BBQd parrot on its way! Any particular wine you'd like sir? Actually, according to Google, the chest custard was on Scoobynet...

[Vaud]

motco said:

Actually, according to Google, the chest custard was on Scoobynet...

No, it was on here IIRC. Scoobynet were kind enough to maintain an archive...

[motco]

Vaud said:

motco said:

Actually, according to Google, the chest custard was on Scoobynet...

No, it was on here IIRC. Scoobynet were kind enough to maintain an archive...

Fairy Nuff!

[PH XKR]

Nice car, mate has a dms mapped m6 with akro titanium system, rapid.

[dsmith1990]

I only knew of the custard test from the Jason Plato handshake thread. How naïve