Penalty for "dodgy" number plate

[anonymous-user]

For making crass assumptions about me being an officer you shall be shot at dawn by similar chav enlisted filth like me

[anonymous-user]

DoubleD said:

bmw535i said:

For making crass assumptions about me being an officer you shall be shot at dawn by similar chav enlisted filth like me

But you said that you were the boss?

Yes I am the commander of the great English armies. I shall mobilise my army of chavtastic personal platers and descend on you with great wrath. Resistance is futile, I will force compliance with all of my subjects to buy and modify their number plates.

P.S you can command men in the army without being an officer

[anonymous-user]

DoubleD said:

Ah, your a lance Jack then.

Yes of course. Under A2020, all other ranks have been abolished. On April 1st 2015 all army personnel became LCpl. Ask a friend if you don't believe me. Be sure to post a screenshot of the conversation on here please.

[anonymous-user]

DoubleD said:

So you are then, fair enough.

For gods sake man, yes!!! Everything I've said in this thread is true.

[anonymous-user]

C3BER said:

A little side issue. Those who place a yellow screw cover over a one to make it look like an "i" need shooting at dawn.

Ah yes, now I agree with this. Us proper chavplaters would never be so "council" as to associate with the "I dotters". They are treated with utter contempt.

Who'd have thought it eh, a sub culture in the murky world of personal number plates. I've seen running battles in dark industrial estates between these various sects - not a pretty sight.

Then there's the "German pretenders league". This inhuman act should be punishable by death! I'm off for a lie down, this talk is no good for my blood pressure. You guys have caused my PTSD to return - where's that brown paper bag, quick!

[anonymous-user]

Variomatic said:

That's really the crux of the matter. The line is wherever the law says it is.

If you want to go past that line then feel free but - like with speeding or letting your MOT lapse by a day or two or countless other "minor and pointless" rules - if you cross the line and get caught then suck it up like a man rather than bhing like a little girl.

That's the real offence in these cases - acting like a cissy when caught.

Even better when you get caught and then no action is taken anyway

[anonymous-user]

Countdown said:

Just moving it at all seems slightly sad. It's surprising how insecure some people are where messing about with their number plate makes them feel better..

The simple act of moving one letter has changed my life. It makes me feel good every time I see it. I expect you'll mock, but I had an extra plate made up to put on my mantelpiece. Whenever I feel a bit insecure, I just gaze it and I can't describe the boost it gives.

[anonymous-user]

bigbob77 said:

I sometimes feel insecure, will a private plate help even if I don't move the letters?

Of course not. You have to "mess with it". Please don't tell me you haven't got your name as a footer too? You will never return from the depths of despair unless these vital rules are adhered to.

Don't listen to the haters, be a man, be a chav.

[anonymous-user]

Countdown said:

Reading your posts on this thread I'm not surprised.

If it helps you are the epitome of class for many young Corsa drivers

I wondered why they all wave, beep and flash at me. Mind you all other Audi drivers do too, not to mention the BMW and VW people - it seems I have quite a following.

What does it mean when they lean out of the window and wave their partially clenched fists from side to side? They sometimes do it near their faces whilst simultaneously pushing the opposite side of their cheek out with their tongue???? Baffles me.

[anonymous-user]

And that, my friend, is all down to the "messed with" plates I sport