Accused of having a wee

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A1VDY

3,575 posts

128 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Nampahc Niloc said:
Kinkell said:
OP has wound up all you PH pedant spectacle wearing types. Job done.
What exactly is a “spectacle wearing type”? Not sure poor eye sight has a type.
PH pedants are those that will be out of shape, wear stuff like knitted tank tops, Chino's, brogues, elbow patched dog tooth jacket, invariably named Timothy, Desmond or Tarquin and wear milk bottle lensed glasses.
The classic PH arse like pedant.

bigandclever

13,792 posts

239 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Dwayne Dibbleys and gobby incontinents, PH is a broad church.

A1VDY

3,575 posts

128 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Maybe it wasn't just the assumed action of taking a piss it's possible this woman caught a glimpse of his crusty nob too.
Could have been worse had he taken a dump in the car park in full view..

QuickQuack

2,213 posts

102 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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This thread reminds me - I like listening to Crossing Continents on Radio 4, but can't stop sniggering that it sounds like Cross Incontinents. I must go and put that on the snigger thread too.

That aside, when did "spectacle wearing type" become a term of abuse among adults, when it wasn't the cleverest of all insults even in the playground? rolleyes

Triumph Man

8,698 posts

169 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Had to laugh at this targeted ad as a result of this thread - OP don’t forget the middle item on the top row next time you go out!


Countdown

39,945 posts

197 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Kinkell said:
OP has wound up all you PH pedant spectacle wearing types. Job done.
You could be right. Alternatively the Op might be the kind of person who doesn't get a lot of love or attention in real life and has to substitute for this by posting ridiculous stuff on PH.

How often does anybody walk over to some bushes just "admire the view"?
What are the chances of that person then being accused of having a piss?
What are the chances of the person seeing him having a piss realising he was doing a Course at the nearby centre AND reporting him?
What are the chances of staff at the Training centre managing to identify which Sparky was the one most likely to take a piss in some nearby bushes rather than use the toilets inside the centre ?

At times you just want to say "Look mate, take up a hobby, go for a drink after work with colleagues, go to the gym, go on Tinder. You're going to meet people that you like and who like you. Then you never know, you might find a girlfriend, get married, have kids......"

eccles

13,740 posts

223 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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A1VDY said:
PH pedants are those that will be out of shape, wear stuff like knitted tank tops, Chino's, brogues, elbow patched dog tooth jacket, invariably named Timothy, Desmond or Tarquin and wear milk bottle lensed glasses.
The classic PH arse like pedant.
Sounds like you're describing Breadvan there! biggrin

sunbeam alpine

6,945 posts

189 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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eccles said:
A1VDY said:
PH pedants are those that will be out of shape, wear stuff like knitted tank tops, Chino's, brogues, elbow patched dog tooth jacket, invariably named Timothy, Desmond or Tarquin and wear milk bottle lensed glasses.
The classic PH arse like pedant.
Sounds like you're describing Breadvan there! biggrin
He doesn't dress anywhere near as classy as that!

Fast and Spurious

1,330 posts

89 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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Nobody has answered his question "How do we stand with this". Feet wide apart, I would suggest.

loskie

5,240 posts

121 months

Sunday 9th August 2020
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has the OP pi$$ed off?

A1VDY

3,575 posts

128 months

Monday 10th August 2020
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loskie said:
has the OP pi$$ed off?
Gone for a dump..

Carrot

7,294 posts

203 months

Tuesday 11th August 2020
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This is going to add to dominating the stairs and powerfully built isn't it.

Whilst I was admiring the spectacular view...

LimSlip

800 posts

55 months

Tuesday 11th August 2020
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I find the total lack of self awareness that people like the OP have hard to understand. He's a dirty grunt that urinates in public spaces, is abusive to someone calling him out on his filth, fully admits to not washing his hands and yet believes this is all quite acceptable behaviour and that he's been wronged. I'm almost embarrassed for him. Almost.

HustleRussell

24,718 posts

161 months

Tuesday 11th August 2020
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If I see an acquaintance not washing his hands after a piss they go down in my estimations. They get re-categorised as ‘non-hand washers’. A permanent blemish on their record IMO hehe

(There are limited exceptions, obv I’m not going to judge if we’re in a scenario that hand washing isn’t possible)

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Wednesday 12th August 2020
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A1VDY said:
PH pedants are those that will be out of shape, wear stuff like knitted tank tops, Chino's, brogues, elbow patched dog tooth jacket, invariably named Timothy, Desmond or Tarquin and wear milk bottle lensed glasses.
The classic PH arse like pedant.
Delicious irony.

scottyp123

Original Poster:

3,881 posts

57 months

Friday 14th August 2020
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loskie said:
has the OP pi$$ed off?
I've not pissed off or flounced or whatever you call it, I've been working away, the digs has crap internet and I'm far too busy to tit about with pistonheads during the day (unlike others it seems who are meant to be working). I'm back home now for a couple of days but I'm far too knackered to get involved with anything.

Nothing new to add to the thread though, we are waiting for a form from the bank to try and do a charge back but its not arrived as yet, we will see how it pans out.

Countdown

39,945 posts

197 months

Friday 14th August 2020
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scottyp123 said:
I've not pissed off or flounced or whatever you call it, I've been working away, the digs has crap internet and I'm far too busy to tit about with pistonheads during the day (unlike others it seems who are meant to be working). I'm back home now for a couple of days but I'm far too knackered to get involved with anything.

Nothing new to add to the thread though, we are waiting for a form from the bank to try and do a charge back but its not arrived as yet, we will see how it pans out.
Make sure you don't let them take the pi$$ as well!

scottyp123

Original Poster:

3,881 posts

57 months

Friday 14th August 2020
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Countdown said:
scottyp123 said:
I've not pissed off or flounced or whatever you call it, I've been working away, the digs has crap internet and I'm far too busy to tit about with pistonheads during the day (unlike others it seems who are meant to be working). I'm back home now for a couple of days but I'm far too knackered to get involved with anything.

Nothing new to add to the thread though, we are waiting for a form from the bank to try and do a charge back but its not arrived as yet, we will see how it pans out.
Make sure you don't let them take the pi$$ as well!
The bank always take the piss, ours just take it a bit less than other banks.

Mikebentley

6,121 posts

141 months

Friday 14th August 2020
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Don’t miss the pan when it “pans out”.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 14th August 2020
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Mikebentley said:
So you were having a piddle. If you piddled opposite my house you would likely get the same.
I can just see you two, piddling at each other across a road.