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2 Smokin Barrels

30,261 posts

236 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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supermono said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:

How can removing just 7% of the population "slash congestion"



It can when that 7% is the congestion.



..yep, and the other 93% have nowt to do wi' it

Are you a statistician by any chance?

supermono

7,368 posts

249 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:

..yep, and the other 93% have nowt to do wi' it


Well they do -- but usually only when they're being held up behind a truck.

SM

timtonal

2,049 posts

234 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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Get rid of the governors. Job done. If only!

And they want to govern cars as well!!


>> Edited by timtonal on Thursday 25th August 18:18

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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OOOOOhhhhh another bash the trucker thread - how novel.

As someone said, try it for a day.

Obviously we are not all angels, but you only notice the guy who screws up.

Most of us try to be "knights of the road", but it`s becoming more and more difficult. If it wasn`t for the VRNs that woul be shown, I`d stick a camcorder on my windscreen for the day. I`m sure you would be horrified at some of the stuff that happens to us.

Steve

ledfoot

777 posts

253 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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BliarOut said:
Constitute 7% of the traffic and yet are involved in 45% of all fatalities. What should be done?


Ban all lorries/trucks from Britains roads between 07:00 and 09:00 and between 16:00 and 19:00

rich 36

13,739 posts

267 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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what, even the milk ones!
and er, the werthers sweets/papers/pc world deliveries/comet/
MFIsainsburysbiscuitspetfoodtoysnappies
B&Qand IKEA?

Balmoral Green

40,942 posts

249 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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Apart from the 'elephant racing' issue which is fairly commonplace, I have no problems or issues with truckers at all.

I have been known to come off at a junction, go around the roundabout and then re-join the carriageway on the same junction in order to overtake a pointless elephant race though

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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ledfoot said:

BliarOut said:
Constitute 7% of the traffic and yet are involved in 45% of all fatalities. What should be done?



Ban all lorries/trucks from Britains roads between 07:00 and 09:00 and between 16:00 and 19:00


So where do we park then Mr Clevertrousers?

planetdave

9,921 posts

254 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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I could do with some smart pants

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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planetdave said:
I could do with some smart pants


Are they like Smart Bombs? i.e "Fire and Forget"

Seesure

1,187 posts

240 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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Having driven to the South of Spain and back over the last few weeks from Calais, we should take a leaf out of our continental cousins' book. Through parts of Bordeaux, lorries and other HGVs are banned from overtaking during certain hours. What this meant was that elephant racing didn't occur. Bravo to the Frenchies.

I know trials have taken place on the M5 that also involved cars towing trailers and caravans over here,but personally I think this should be a permanent fixture certainly at peak hours and on peak days. Easily instructed to drivers by the use of the dot matrix signs that have now sprung up everywhere.

My worst experience of elephant racing was 11 miles behind two trucks up the A42 from Birmingham up to Nottingham. Neither had the brain power to look in their mirrors to see what mayhem was behind...

golfdriver

9 posts

244 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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Seesure said:

My worst experience of elephant racing was 11 miles behind two trucks up the A42 from Birmingham up to Nottingham. Neither had the brain power to look in their mirrors to see what mayhem was behind...


I agree!! I think the A42 is one of the worst roads in the country for drivers not pulling left after overtaking - despite the total traffic level not being that high, it's such a slow dual carrigeway.

I also totally agree with the suggestion of restricting lorries from overtaking between certain hours, they are what cause the bunching that screws up the traffic flow. grr.

711

806 posts

226 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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falcemob said:
There's two sides to every story, try driving a lorry for a day or two and having to put up with all you arsehole car drivers on road.
I could give a list of your faults but life is too short.


Well, life is too short, but we're all wasting it on this forum anyway so give us some tips!

If all us dumb as f**k, not fit for the face of your earth, car drivers could do something to make your life easier (and taking the train is not an option, sorry ) what would it be? Come on, we're all

>> Edited by 711 on Friday 2nd September 23:54

ledfoot

777 posts

253 months

Friday 2nd September 2005
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Seesure said:
Neither had the brain power to look in their mirrors to see what mayhem was behind...



Mirrors on a truck are for doing their makeup or shaving.

They certainly never think before overtaking another truck at .001mph difference.

The number of times I have been the only car on a dual carriageway (A43) and a truck has pulled out on me to take 3 days to overtake... Grrrrr.

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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Seesure said:
My worst experience of elephant racing was 11 miles behind two trucks up the A42 from Birmingham up to Nottingham. Neither had the brain power to look in their mirrors to see what mayhem was behind...



I`ve answered this one before, but can`t be arsed with the maths this time.

11 miles @ 56mph = about 11.5 minutes

11 miles @ 70mph = about 10 minutes

What did you intend to do with the whole 1.5 minutes you lost?

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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711 said:

If all us dumb as f**k, not fit for the face of your earth, car drivers could do something to make your life easier (and taking the train is not an option, sorry ) what would it be? Come on, we're all



Without taking the unnecessarily aggressive attitude of the previous poster, here`s a few....

When we make wide turns, don`t drive up the inside.
Don`t sit right behind, we can`t see you.
Don`t get angry when we drive at 40mph - we didn`t set the limit.
Don`t pull in front of us when we do a slow approach to traffic lights etc - we are probably trying to avoid stopping.
Don`t assume we can stop on a sixpence.
Don`t sit in our blind spots (alongside the cab)
and finally.....

Don`t tar us all with the same brush!

>> Edited by towman on Saturday 3rd September 01:03

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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BliarOut said:
Constitute 7% of the traffic and yet are involved in 45% of all fatalities.


What`s that old quote about lies, damned lies and statistics?

It would be interesting to know how many of the fatals were a result of the truckie screwing up and how many were the result of a car driver`s mistake.

Of course lorries are more likely to kill you - they are heavy!!

The Boy Lard

461 posts

224 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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fairplay to towman.

I do pull in front at the roundabout's traffic lights - but not too close!

I would think that most other stunts are not performed by PH'ers?

No-ones mentioned canals on this thread - if the trains can't do it why not go back another step?

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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The Boy Lard said:
No-ones mentioned canals on this thread


Lorries don`t float.

8Pack

5,182 posts

241 months

Saturday 3rd September 2005
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towman said:

The Boy Lard said:
No-ones mentioned canals on this thread



Lorries don`t float.


Ever been to the Rhine Steve?.....It's like the fechin' M25 at rush hour!!!......