Sensible Policing - Windsor Sat 18th Feb lunchtime

Sensible Policing - Windsor Sat 18th Feb lunchtime

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mg6b

6,649 posts

264 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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r1yam said:
Why the secrecy from your colleages Hollywood? What kick do you get from nicking a chap in a yellow Lotus and how does that prevent crime.


No kick!
It didn't prevent crime!
It might make Emerson Fitipaldi in his Lotus think about when and where he decides to do his stuff in future. It may even calm him down a bit. It might even make him have a short break and a long think if he has a few 'spots' to consider.

r1yam said:

You grow up, do your job, face proper hardened criminals (without backup) like your pal mg6b(laugh).


What do I do? You do not know! You certainly do not know what I have done in the past.

r1yam said:

Inform people of what you do, why? you are mearly a public servant , here to serve people like me, who pay your wages.


Pay our wages . Because we don't pay any Council tax or tax or National Insurance!
Merely a public servant! What would you do without us r1yam when you get a slap in the chops on a School disco or your Dads car gets scratched? Soon banging on the the desk in the front of the nick demanding to be seen in an instant by the public servant whom you pay for out of every chit from your dads hard earned!
What would you do? just like all the other low lifes that attend to get the public servants they pay for to sort out their sorry lives when they get a knife stuck in them or their mota nicked

r1ya said:

And by the number of posts you have made on this site you spend less time on duty, maybe you watch too much Holywood..... yipeee i aye........ me thinks you are bitter and twisted, unloved etc....... go and earn your wages.


I do not think you are endearing yourself or indeed lengthening your stay within the family of PH Mr troll



>> Edited by mg6b on Friday 24th February 21:25

polus

4,343 posts

226 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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mg6b said:


Taken out of context really...

mg6b said:
I may be wrong but I get the feeling I have probably been policing longer than you have been alive .


If you have been, you are probably approaching retirement

mg6b said:
The need for any 'trip' apart from the one taking plonkers to custody has long past me


Glad to hear it





r1yam

35 posts

221 months

Friday 24th February 2006
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Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him? Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up. Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren? and without updating control?
What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?
If you crashed what about the insurance implications?
Also the vehicles hoggin the outside lane, did you also visit them that evening and fill them in on correct highway proceedure?
And I'll throw this one in too. Suppose Mr Yellow Lotus Man was also an off duty copper who had witnessed some other person breaking the law and he was chasing him?
Leave trafic to the jam cars and cameras. They are more efficient at "Profit Policing" you try and stick to "Policing" even if it is behind a desk.
Have a great weekend. Please catch some bad guys.


Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

231 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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r1yam said:
Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him? Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up. Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren? and without updating control?
What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?
If you crashed what about the insurance implications?


Eer, maybe he got the keepers address by remembering the reg and then getting his address from that?! Doh!

I wasn't actually going to respond to any more of your posts Mr Angry, but i find you hilarious, seriously. I can just imagine you continually dialling 999 after getting a slap in the town centre on a Fri night for behaving like a complete tt, then screaming at Officers that you 'pay their wages'. You should actually apply for the Police fella, they'll accept any old shit nowadays.....

gone

6,649 posts

264 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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polus said:


If you have been, you are probably approaching retirement


my assumption was correct then as I am not far away from it






Tonyrec

3,984 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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gone said:
polus said:


If you have been, you are probably approaching retirement


my assumption was correct then as I am not far away from it








polus

4,343 posts

226 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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Hollywood Wheels said:
r1yam said:
Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him? Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up. Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren? and without updating control?
What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?
If you crashed what about the insurance implications?


Eer, maybe he got the keepers address by remembering the reg and then getting his address from that?! Doh!

I wasn't actually going to respond to any more of your posts Mr Angry, but i find you hilarious, seriously. I can just imagine you continually dialling 999 after getting a slap in the town centre on a Fri night for behaving like a

complete tt, then screaming at Officers that you 'pay their wages'. You should actually apply for the Police fella, they'll accept any old shit nowadays.....


I think you'd both get on quite well with all this anger displayed on an internet forum

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

231 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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No you're wrong actually polus, i was having a bit of a giggle, but in hindsight i should never have replied to him in the first place. In fact, he is now on my 'ignore list'

gone

6,649 posts

264 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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r1yam said:
Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him?


Stealth mode. No one saw me! Its called a PNC check on the registered keeper

r1yam said:

Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up.


Not much imagination then r1yam

r1yam said:

Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren?


They didn't
They never have done,
They never will do.

r1yam said:

and without updating control?


I did. I called them to let them know when I went off area to deliver his NIP which was taken to him in a marked vehicle fitted with 'blue and binkies and siren'. I delivered it by staying within the speed limit and stopping at every red ATS requiring me to do so.

r1yam said:

What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?


One with windows that I could see out of to gather the evidence required to serve the NIP.

r1yam said:

If you crashed what about the insurance implications?


My insurance covers me for business use. That is a requirement for all serving officers.

r1yam said:

Also the vehicles hoggin the outside lane, did you also visit them that evening and fill them in on correct highway proceedure?


No one was hogging the outside lane. You were not there. You did not see. you are assuming again!

r1yam said:

And I'll throw this one in too. Suppose Mr Yellow Lotus Man was also an off duty copper who had witnessed some other person breaking the law and he was chasing him?


Then when he gets his opportunity to explain the situation, the magistrates will decide whether it was necessary and safe for him to do so. That is the job of the courts

r1yam said:

Leave trafic to the jam cars and cameras. They are more efficient at "Profit Policing" you try and stick to "Policing" even if it is behind a desk.
Have a great weekend. Please catch some bad guys.


Thanks for the advice.

gone

6,649 posts

264 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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Tonyrec said:
gone said:
polus said:


If you have been, you are probably approaching retirement


my assumption was correct then as I am not far away from it










Hi Tony

r1yam

35 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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Hollywood Wheels said:
r1yam said:
Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him? Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up. Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren? and without updating control?
What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?
If you crashed what about the insurance implications?


Eer, maybe he got the keepers address by remembering the reg and then getting his address from that?! Doh!

What for a whole 5 mins? Such talent.

I wasn't actually going to respond to any more of your posts Mr Angry, but i find you hilarious, seriously. I can just imagine you continually dialling 999 after getting a slap in the town centre on a Fri night for behaving like a complete tt, then screaming at Officers that you 'pay their wages'. You should actually apply for the Police fella, they'll accept any old shit nowadays.....


Am very capable of looking after myself thanks very much. No doubt your control room would down grade a Friday night fight to 6. Save you breaking your nails, having 3 months off, then 3 more for therapy, all on full pay of course.

He who swears first loses argument. That's no way to speak to a lady. You male chauvinist pink porky thing you.....I see the force accepted you then... like you say...love and kisses Ms Angry xx

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

231 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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r1yam

35 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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gone said:
r1yam said:
Hollywood and sidekick mg6b er 5 er 4 or delta 4 jobsworth.(please excuse sarcasm)
Lets go back to Mr Yellow Lotus man. You saw him travel at speed and undertake several cars. You were off duty and decided to nick him. How did you catch up with him?


Stealth mode. No one saw me! Its called a PNC check on the registered keeper

No one saw you..... interesting. Do you do PNC checks on your neighbours?

r1yam said:

Off duty in a civilian vehicle with a mate with you. You must have followed the same route as lotus Man and nipped up the inside or exceeded the speed limit to catch him up.


Not much imagination then r1yam

Enlighten me...

r1yam said:

Please explain, when did off duty coppers get the authority to chase Yellow Lotus Man in civilian vehicles without blue and binkies and siren?


They didn't
They never have done,
They never will do.

Answer the question dim wit

r1yam said:

and without updating control?


I did. I called them to let them know when I went off area to deliver his NIP which was taken to him in a marked vehicle fitted with 'blue and binkies and siren'. I delivered it by staying within the speed limit and stopping at every red ATS requiring me to do so.

Boring police spoke again. Why didn't you deliver it off duty like when you nicked him? Are you that conciensious you issie tickets to your next of kin for bad language.... section something or other in your spoke...?

r1yam said:

What vehicle were you in, or should I ask what vehicles were you on?


One with windows that I could see out of to gather the evidence required to serve the NIP.

Weak..Busy looking at plates means you not paying attention to road.... dangerous.

r1yam said:

If you crashed what about the insurance implications?


My insurance covers me for business use. That is a requirement for all serving officers.

You were out on a jolly with a mate at the time . Not business. I'll check with you supers about "business use"

r1yam said:

Also the vehicles hoggin the outside lane, did you also visit them that evening and fill them in on correct highway proceedure?


Had a twonk recently in a yellow Elise playing the wide boy with a show of acceleration undertaking several vehicles in lane 1 of a dual carriageway as he left a roundabout at stupid speeds and then cutting into lane 2 with the narrowest of margins. I was off duty with a mate (not in the job). Imagine the surprise when I turned up later that evening and hand delivered his NIP. He is currently awaiting his disclosure docs for our recollection of the events in front of the referees

Undertaking several vehicles..... your words.


No one was hogging the outside lane. You were not there. You did not see. you are assuming again!

r1yam said:

And I'll throw this one in too. Suppose Mr Yellow Lotus Man was also an off duty copper who had witnessed some other person breaking the law and he was chasing him?


Then when he gets his opportunity to explain the situation, the magistrates will decide whether it was necessary and safe for him to do so. That is the job of the courts

You would actually grass on one of your own?

r1yam said:

Leave trafic to the jam cars and cameras. They are more efficient at "Profit Policing" you try and stick to "Policing" even if it is behind a desk.
Have a great weekend. Please catch some bad guys.


Thanks for the advice.


Last thing. Why the name change from m6gb thingy to gone? That insecure?

mg6b

6,649 posts

264 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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r1yam

Thanks for the entertainment
I have had an absolute wheeze reading your small amount of knowledge and very blinkered outlook on the world.

There is absolutely no point in wasting my time on you. I deal with people like you every day. They never win in the end but just disappear even more bitter and twisted than when they arrived. Good luck with your attempt to contact whoever you may find necessary to check with. I think you stated it was a 'Super' whatever that may be.

Were you by any chance driving a yellow Lotus?

I think I remember you stating to Hollywoodwheels that abuse is the first sign of losing an arguement. Oh deary deary me
Maybe see you in custody some happy day. Till then, adue 'Friend'





>> Edited by mg6b on Saturday 25th February 22:43

BigBob

1,471 posts

226 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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I'm just sorry I opened my mouth and opened "Pandora's Box".

Tonyrec

3,984 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th February 2006
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r1yam said:

Last thing. Why the name change from m6gb thingy to gone? That insecure?



I dont think he would DISCLOSE that

r1yam

35 posts

221 months

Sunday 26th February 2006
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mg6b said:
r1yam

Thanks for the entertainment
I have had an absolute wheeze reading your small amount of knowledge and very blinkered outlook on the world.

There is absolutely no point in wasting my time on you. I deal with people like you every day. They never win in the end but just disappear even more bitter and twisted than when they arrived. Good luck with your attempt to contact whoever you may find necessary to check with. I think you stated it was a 'Super' whatever that may be.

Were you by any chance driving a yellow Lotus?

I think I remember you stating to Hollywoodwheels that abuse is the first sign of losing an arguement. Oh deary deary me
Maybe see you in custody some happy day. Till then, adue 'Friend'



It been a hoot. Always 2 sides to an argument! Be safe.



>> Edited by mg6b on Saturday 25th February 22:43