RE: Crazy Corsa Smashes 'Ring Record

RE: Crazy Corsa Smashes 'Ring Record

Wednesday 29th August 2007

Crazy Corsa Smashes 'Ring Record

Earns a bit of respect in the process


That looks like fun...
That looks like fun...
Praise be to the crazy goons at Opel, who’ve been hooning around the ‘ring in the new Corsa OPC (VXR to us, mind) and have become record breakers.

The pint-sized manic mini broke the record for superminis around the famous track by lapping it in a (slightly scary) 8mins 47.99seconds.

The 192bhp hatch was piloted by Manuel Reuter, an ex-Opel works driver.

Is it us, or has that given the Corsa a little more credibility?

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Hendry

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1,945 posts

283 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Didn't know there was a previous record - what held that?

900T-R

20,404 posts

258 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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I thought a mildly warmed-over Hartge Cooper S did it in 8:23 or thereabouts? I must have a pic from a previous Motor Show Essen somewhere on which that fact is proudly displayed on the windscreen of said car...

Goochie

5,663 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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900T-R said:
I thought a mildly warmed-over Hartge Cooper S did it in 8:23 or thereabouts? I must have a pic from a previous Motor Show Essen somewhere on which that fact is proudly displayed on the windscreen of said car...
Probably doesnt count as a production car though.

RichBurley

2,432 posts

254 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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"Is it us, or has that given the Corsa a little more credibility?"




Nope, it's still a Corsa, and therefore has no credibility!

Timberwolf

5,347 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Footnote: This news does not make your gran's burgundy M-reg 1.2 'Trip' any faster. Even if, inspired by it, you apply a sticker of a racing circuit it's never been near in its life.

Dilligaf10

2,431 posts

211 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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There would still be some scroat with a bean can exhaust who think that could do it faster!

housemaster

2,076 posts

228 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Good little car that new Corsa, them seem to have got this one right finally.

Snoggledog

7,073 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Dilligaf10 said:
There would still be some scroat with a bean can exhaust who think that could do it faster!
I met said scroat in March. In the wet, with 4 up in the car and a huge body kit and a mahoosive sound system. He made it to just beyond the 2km mark on what I believe was his first lap before bending his car and the armco on both sides of the track.

Dangly

913 posts

228 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Would love to see in car footage of this lap!

Well done

turbochrisgti

89 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Very good car to drive! Well done VXR team!

VxDuncan

2,850 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Yeah but my mates got a corsa with a 2l turbo calibra engine that wid da wicked induction system and exhaust kicks out at least 400bhp and could easily "have" that corsa. He's added a strut brace and phat rims so it corners on rails too.

Oh wait, he's in the hedge.

900T-R

20,404 posts

258 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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VxDuncan said:
Yeah but my mates got a corsa with a 2l turbo calibra engine that wid da wicked induction system and exhaust kicks out at least 400bhp and could easily "have" that corsa. He's added a strut brace and phat rims so it corners on rails too.

Oh wait, he's in the hedge.
rofl

GTRene

16,591 posts

225 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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2 days ago I drove with my Hartge behind such new "little" Opel Corsa...its hugeyes but I have to say for a corsa it was impressive and I gave it some looksbiggrin then I floor the pedal to the metalbiggrin
GTRene

havoc

30,086 posts

236 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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RichBurley said:
"Is it us, or has that given the Corsa a little more credibility?"

Nope, it's still a Corsa, and therefore has no credibility!
yes

Well, sort of. The new Corsa is supposed to be a pretty decent car.


But...WGAF about 'ring times?!? Why are manufacturers obsessing over 'ring times?!?

Does a good 'ring time make a car better to drive? Probably not, because it probably means the suspension's too stiff and it's got too much grip.

banghead

kambites

67,587 posts

222 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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There's a short video of bits of the lap on autotrader. It looks rather softly sprung over the bumps smile

Mr Whippy

29,058 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Eh, record for a *supermini*

Not really that small is it?

1223kg is a fair old lump of weight, an Evo M3 Evo has more power, about the same weight, and although ~ 12 inches longer it's about 5 inches lower and over an inch narrower...

It's an ok time for what is a stock road car out the showroom for the price brand new, but I don't really see why the 'record' means anything as the classification seems skewed imho.

Dave

Goochie

5,663 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Bits of the lap can be seen here;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mWcZ9lJag

900T-R

20,404 posts

258 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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havoc said:
Does a good 'ring time make a car better to drive? Probably not, because it probably means the suspension's too stiff and it's got too much grip.

banghead
If a set up that works well at the Nordschleife is too stiff for UK roads... well I'd be writing to my MP about the terrible state of 'our' roads if I were you. wink It's not like the 'Ring is a billiard table even by non-track standards, is it?

I'm beginning to see the rationale behind running 4x4s in the UK hehe
And yes, I'm aware your roads are that bad... it's just that over here on the continent we say 'if a car does well at the 'Ring it'll be OK everywhere'.


danrc

2,751 posts

211 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Well done to them i say. Gives the car more credibility with its target audience so a good bit of publicity for them.

Oddball RS

1,757 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th August 2007
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Footnote: This news does not make your gran's burgundy M-reg 1.2 'Trip' any faster. Even if, inspired by it, you apply a sticker of a racing circuit it's never been near in its life.


To be fair even if you have an Enzo and cover it in race track stickers your still a t*t.

Want to collect stickers? get a book.