BF3 Pistonheads server [PS3]

[eybic]

youngsyr said:

Bailed out whilst in a climb, approaching the stall speed. Managed to open my 'cute, only to get a face full of jet!

I tell everyone else that I was attempting a James Bond'esque "bail out and shoot a tailing enemy jet with the RPG before effortlessly gliding back into my cockpit" manoeuvre (has been done - check YouTube), but in reality I was just being a spanner!

I've tried to do that a couple of times but have never managed to get 100% vertical so when I bail I get shot off at an angle so miss the jet on my way back down/ it's way up.

[youngsyr]

Sway said:

I've had a grand total of three shells hit an enemy when flying jets, bloody hate them!

I'll edit the opening post tonight - think it'd be a good idea to start planning sessions/settings...

I'm pretty sure the jet cannon counts towards your weapon accuracy too - mine has fallen 0.8% since I started flying jets and it took forever playing as a sniper with >25% accuracy per game to move it even 0.1%.

[CJ1987]

meh thats too easy ive taken out following planes by simply stopping in mid air (f-35) so the chasing plane would crash into me and doing certain maneovers so that the 2 chasing planes crashed into each other just to improve chances of them throwing the controller out the window

[Sway]

CJ1987 said:

meh thats too easy ive taken out following planes by simply stopping in mid air (f-35) so the chasing plane would crash into me and doing certain maneovers so that the 2 chasing planes crashed into each other just to improve chances of them throwing the controller out the window

I never want to play against you.

It's not that my controller is at risk, but you're like the Jackass boyz. I'd be even more rubbish than usual cause of laughing so hard.

Which reminds me. Playing sat night with randoms. Engy, but with igla due to pesky choppers. Cue tank sliding my way.

Figure fk it, and charge straight down the line of his barrel with blowtorch in hand.

It must have been the scariest sight ever, as he reversed at full tilt away from me. With main cannon and hmg, plus the gunner position all firing at me.

20 seconds of running and jumping later, he finally got me. We'd travelled from B to A on the map with the oil refinery at C.

Can just imagine the chat between the guys:

Shoot him

I'm trying

So am I

Use the hmg, that'll sort it.

But he's jumping and stuff.

Seriously, fking shoot him, we look like mugs.

But he's got a blowtorch...

[CJ1987]

i take that as a massive compliment as i aim to have fun and make others laugh but its usually at me oh btw have you ever seen c4 dropped from a heli or a remote c4 throwing jcb? if not you should hang around me and A.J.M more

[eybic]

I've lobbed C4 over a wall a guy was hiding behind and managed to kill him, that felt grrrrrreat.

[A.J.M]

Yeah, wake island and I'm driving the skid steer thingy and Colin is in the bucket, we nearly got the Amtrak blown up by parking into it and Colin throwing c4 onto it from the bucket....

Had jihad skid steered a heli, a tank and road killed a few people with it.
Best was a jihad jet with 6 c4 into a tank. Colin strafed it then I strafed it just before crashing into it at full chat.

[youngsyr]

eybic said:

I've lobbed C4 over a wall a guy was hiding behind and managed to kill him, that felt grrrrrreat.

I jumped a support guy on Grand Bazaar, but only managed a couple of shots into him before he legged it into an alley. So I legged it in after him to apply the coupe de grace, only to be blown up by the C4 he'd dropped on his way in!

[Dobbin78]

Sam, payment sent via bank transfer.

Cheers.

[eybic]

Payment sent with "PH Server eybic" as reference.

Thanks

[Allaloneatron]

Payment sent through PayPal. Thanks for setting up again.

[Sway]

Aw, you guys...

Really staggered at how many people want to get involved, and really do appreciate payment being so prompt.

Now then, feel we need a proper opening night...

Thurs/fri/sat - which night can most of us get on? Suggest 8pm ish start, full team of phers against the world, game type/map/settings to be determined. (oooh, slightly scary thought of 16 phers on sqdm...)

[eybic]

Thursday or saturday are good for me

[CJ1987]

any day is fine with me though had to kick my first tard on the server tonight

[PeanutHead]

Just thought to pop up a table to see for interest on a game night (added the subs bit to help sway know who's chipped in)

PH Name	PSN Tag	Game Night	Time	Subs Paid
PeanutHead	cal216610	Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	Yes

[Blue BB]

Thats me on the list. Sway, just need payment details thanks.
Sorry, can't do the grid.



PH Name PSN Tag Game Night Time Subs Paid
PeanutHead cal216610 Fri/Sat 7pm onwards Yes
Blue BB xtraboost Thur/Fri/Sat Ditto No

[Sway]

Blue, replied to your mail.

Max, emailed you, can you let me know your psn.

Turbodiesel, pm'd you.

Let me know if any issue, working on tablet using st hotel wifi (although spankwire seems fine!), so ph and gmail seem to take an age...

S

[Turbodiesel1690]

Sway said:

Blue, replied to your mail.

Max, emailed you, can you let me know your psn.

Turbodiesel, pm'd you.

Let me know if any issue, working on tablet using st hotel wifi (although spankwire seems fine!), so ph and gmail seem to take an age...

S

Cheers Sway, payment sent via paypal

Let battle commence!

PSN Tyrone-Ranger76

[Turbodiesel1690]

PH Name	PSN Tag	Game Night	Time	Subs Paid
PeanutHead	cal216610	Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	Yes
Blue BB	xtraboost	Thur/Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	TBC
Turbodiesel1690	Tyrone-Ranger76	Thur/Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	Yes

[CJ1987]

PH Name	PSN Tag	Game Night	Time	Subs Paid
PeanutHead	cal216610	Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	Yes
Blue BB	xtraboost	Thur/Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	TBC
Turbodiesel1690	Tyrone-Ranger76	Thur/Fri/Sat	7pm onwards	Yes
CJ1987	No_Fck_N_Way	Thur/Fri/Sat	Anytime	Yes