PS3 GTA Online Thread

[JohnStitch]

Not been on for a while either, got a new job which means living away during the week. Will be sure to be back on more often when the PS4 version comes out though.

[Marc W]

I've not been on for a few weeks, the racing season gets in the way a bit. Hoping to possibly get on today or tomorrow but August is really busy.

[Engineerino]

Been working nights - sometimes playing when i get back for an hour (midnight) or an hour or so in the afternoon beforehand.

Mainly quick jobbing though I'm starting to hate the fact 99% of the missions are RR. Also have nothing to spend the money I've earnt on, 4 million and counting after 2-3 weeks worth of grinding.

[Andurron]

I'm currently in the middle of big family thing and a house move, so my ability to get online is very limited. And as Jim found out, mum thinks I'm going mad and just talking to the characters on the TV instead of there being someone on the other side of the internet.

[Jobbo]

Andurron said:

mum thinks I'm going mad and just talking to the characters on the TV instead of there being someone on the other side of the internet.

Heh, I try not to use my headset when there's anyone in the house except me. Cat excepted

I see GTA made the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-272...

[XslaneyX]

Jobbo said:

Heh, I try not to use my headset when there's anyone in the house except me. Cat excepted

I see GTA made the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-272...

Quite amusing seeing the videos of it on youtube. They have used the NPC animations from the sex scene where you take a photo of the bloke smashing the lass from behind and do a runner when you get caught. The modders are then teleporting to your character and then that's where it happens. One video even shows the modder using chop to perform humping on someone who has been placed in a sit down position!!!

[Jobbo]

I'll be on after about 9.15pm tonight - might try to emulate these BMW stunts after getting a bit of a taste the other night with Jim and Lee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMamnXj6iE

[A.J.M]

We had the worlds first Cargobob conkers championship last night.

Jim the claimed gold.
I claimed my deep fried silver.
Lee got bronze and beaten by me..
Biker got the wooden spoon.

Good laugh but there are a few glitches floating about again.

[Jobbo]

Just noticed the inconveniently large trash compactor in Jim's garage on snapmatic... I might play as my female character and see if I can get her to be violated.

[Lynchie999]

yeh, had a lot of "hackerz" recently.. trash compactor in garage.. people in Zentornos that don't explode when hit by 2 grenades... people in modded police vehicles (again.. doesn't explode)

[ChemicalChaos]

Lynchie999 said:

yeh, had a lot of "hackerz" recently.. trash compactor in garage.. people in Zentornos that don't explode when hit by 2 grenades... people in modded police vehicles (again.. doesn't explode)

I was looking at this glitch the other day on YouTube, here you can get anything in your garage by parking across the door and getting out of and back into it closely enough to the door to "walk" into the garage in the vehicle.

My understanding though is that the glitch has been patched and the glitching vehicles have been removed from people's garages. How have you guys managed to circumvent it?

[dazz1871part2]

Hi all, I got this game when it 1st came out, did the main game but online was still not really working so sold it but I have nothing to play so thinking of buying it again to play online. None of my mates play it so will it be a waste of time? And has to much happen (everyone high lvl and rich) I won't really get much fun out of it?

[Andurron]

Jobbo said:

I'll be on after about 9.15pm tonight - might try to emulate these BMW stunts after getting a bit of a taste the other night with Jim and Lee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMamnXj6iE

Thought you meant that Ubermacht vehicles were suddenly very good at that. :P I'd love to be around but I've had a fairly epic headache, and of course, mum and the sister are around. Will have the weekend free though.

[Jobbo]

Oops, not sure if that was autocorrect or my brain thinking of cars rather than bikes, but BMX is what I meant to say

[scarble]

Triffic, some knobend sticky bombed me as I drove my phoenix out the garage.
I guess when I modded it I forgot to insure it

[Andurron]

scarble said:

Triffic, some knobend sticky bombed me as I drove my phoenix out the garage.
I guess when I modded it I forgot to insure it

Hang around a bit in a solo session. They spawn fairly regularly nowadays. Just kill time with Simeon deliveries and stunting for a while and they'll turn up.

[scarble]

It's more the fact I'd fully modded it, wasted money, gone in a second because of some knobber

[djdestiny]

I remember fully modding a car straight off the street once and totally forgot about a tracker or insurance.
I left it parked somewhere and never saw it again

[Martin_Hx]

djdestiny said:

I remember fully modding a car straight off the street once and totally forgot about a tracker or insurance.
I left it parked somewhere and never saw it again

Ive done this twice now... whoops!!

[scarble]

On the subject of leaving cars places.. has anyone tried putting an ignition bomb on a car you have a tracker and/or insurance on?

The trouble with ignition bomb cars is unless it's something shiny the chances of someone getting in are low, but if it's something shiny you have to buy it to get in LSC at all, but I doubt you get it back if it's insured (or more likely can't install a bomb in it if it's insured).
I've gone to the lengths of nicely modding an old muscle car and parking it up but no one ever got in