PS3 GTA Online Thread

[noell35]

Jader1973 said:

Sorry to whoever it was I shot down earlier. Why doesn't the crew colour show up if someone is in a helicopter now?

Makes shooting people down harder

Someone did that to me last week (not you). I was fuming until I worked out that the helicopter icon doesn't do crews.

[scarble]

Jobbo said:

Ooh really? Anything amusing? I have been far too busy to be on this week but it sounds like I've missed out.

I did see Jim seemingly being abducted by a UFO, looked to be stuck in its tractor beam.
PSN was flaky last night, kept ending up in public sessions with no one in them, on the odd occasion I got a session with 2 other people, they quickly left.

Maybe it's just me

[VEA]

I got stuck in a hanger with no doors. Fell right through the roof. Oh, there was no floor either, I was walking around above the water. Oh and to top it all off the Merryweather troops could shoot me but I couldn't shoot back.

[Jim1986]

Jobbo said:

Edition87 said:

jim cheating/hacking/modding

Ooh really? Anything amusing? I have been far too busy to be on this week but it sounds like I've missed out.

At least I wasn't killing every 1 when they couldn't kill me like most of the holes lol

[scarble]

Have you done anything useful then? Made us a race for tunnel borers?

[A.J.M]

Been off all week as well. Jim and Lee must be getting hammer withdrawl symptoms from that..

[Mr Red Barron]

Hi, any chance I can join the club? Only just bought a PS3, used to have a 360 but sold it a few years ago now.. Willing to be a bit of cannon fodder if required!

[BillyWhizz888]

Anyone going on tonight

I'll be on bout half 8 and interested doing missions and few races

[BillyWhizz888]

Mr Red Barron said:

Hi, any chance I can join the club? Only just bought a PS3, used to have a 360 but sold it a few years ago now.. Willing to be a bit of cannon fodder if required!

Full your details in the wiki and go on the rockstar social club or in game and send request invite and you will get an
Invite and then you be able to accept invite

I'll be on bout half 8 u can add me billybobrae and I can send invite that way aswell

[scarble]

Mr Red Barron said:

Hi, any chance I can join the club? Only just bought a PS3, used to have a 360 but sold it a few years ago now.. Willing to be a bit of cannon fodder if required!

As him up there said, with the last step of making sure you link your social club account to your PSN account (you do this through the social club website somehow ).
Here is The Wiki and here is The Crew

Don't worry, we'll go easy on you* while you find your feet.



*blatant lie

[flanders010]

Jim, Lee, how are your routers today?? did he manage to install a virus.........

[Jim1986]

flanders010 said:

Jim, Lee, how are your routers today?? did he manage to install a virus.........

Seems to be working mate. He must of taken it back off like he said he could.

go home retard

[A.J.M]

Did I miss a free virus?

Gutted!

[AlleyCat]

My router is working better than ever, I reckon he must of accidentally remapped the Bill Gates Motherboard.

[flanders010]

haha. it was rather funny last night. the whole game takes the piss out of Americans yet he didn't get it!!!

The bill gates comments, how he could be bill's son and the private jet he'd come to my house in, how his name was spelt and how we knew it (he had told us what his name was before hand), then finally turning his computer on to send us some free viruses.

I dont think he'll be renewing his mensa membership anytime soon.

[Jobbo]

I must apologise to Kahonies and Sunray for punting them off unintentionally last night early on. Took me a while to get used to slipstream again; it really sucks you into other cars

This is the map view I got for Sultans of Swing. I might have done a bit better if this had been the actual race...

[noell35]

I remember having a laugh when I read "jobbo crushed Bigkahonies" on the info bit above the map

[Jobbo]

That's what I was feeling guilty about - as far as I could see he fell off before I got anywhere near him

[A.J.M]

Off topic.

A few people have asked about the legendary deep fat cooking skills of us Scots.
I have spoke of the legend of the "munchie box" and it's ability to take years off your life.

Here is a picture of said creation from the gods..



It's a heart attack in a box..

[djdestiny]

Our local kebab place does one called The full house mixed kebab, it looks bigger than that!