PS3 GTA Online Thread

[Jobbo]

Needs a chicken parmo on top, and get rid of the green stuff.

Mind you, the grease would make using the controller a bit difficult. It was hard enough ramming a pizza into my mouth while racing last night.

[AlleyCat]

That looks amazing Norfock!

but whats that green stuff in the corner? is that some sort of salad? If so I think I might have to mark it down a few points.

Edited by AlleyCat on Tuesday 21st October 16:45

[scarble]

I think they just forgot to fry the onions. doh!

[Bigkahonies]

Jobbo said:

That's what I was feeling guilty about - as far as I could see he fell off before I got anywhere near him

Yeah, i can't remember quite what happened but i know I had already lost control before you blew me to bits My driving was quite shocking at times last night but it was good fun though with quite a few crew members joining in, sorry I couldn't have my mic on as I have a touch of man flu and didn't want people getting fed up with me sniffing and coughing all over them.

[Bigkahonies]

A.J.M said:

Off topic.

A few people have asked about the legendary deep fat cooking skills of us Scots.
I have spoke of the legend of the "munchie box" and it's ability to take years off your life.

Here is a picture of said creation from the gods..



It's a heart attack in a box..

Now we know why you had to do that bleddy great belch last night sounded like you was nearly

[A.J.M]

That was the small version. The dug helped me eat it. ( he got the mushrooms as they are rank )

You can go way larger depending on what pizza box they go to.

[ImNotTheMafia]

Evening all

I haven't been on much at all lately, but I'll be on tonight for a good while.

Norfolk that looks great! And congrats with the Scottish vote! (Now that I've sweet talked you can I have a free hammer? )

Also, anyone else missing their musket?

[BillyWhizz888]

U forgot the deep fried marsbar Alan

Bit like that burger van in Glasgow

Heart attack on a bun if they fry or grill it. It goes on the bun

[flanders010]

FREEDOM FRIES

[AlleyCat]

Im getting loads of entertainment value from just talking to these yanks!

Nuclear grade stupidity.

Cant wait till I get my Birthday Cabbage.

[A.J.M]

I think the green stuff is poison or possibly something a yes voter sneaked in to try and kill off us no voters. Even Alfie didn't want it and he's a Labrador so is a greedy sod by design.
It got left at the side. I didn't trust it.

Would anyone else like a Hammer of Freedom? (TM)

Form a queue over here. ----->

[mackers06]

Jim Any luck with getting back on last night? Im afraid i would have put my foot through the playstation if i was you. What a pain in the arse. Mine froze once or twice aswell.

[scarble]

Jim's playstation playing up? That'll be all the hacks he's been downloading

[A.J.M]

Or Bill Gates son delivered on his virus threat.

[flanders010]

I had to turn my mic off i was laughing that hard when you had that pleasant conversation with 'freedom fries' guy and how we both lived in France.

[Jim1986]

No Huge Bert I gave up in the end I was getting seriously off with it.
I don't download hacks Scarble just make use of the glitchs in the game.

Edited by Jim1986 on Wednesday 22 October 13:58

[AlleyCat]

Jim1986 said:

No Huge Bert I gave up in the end I was getting seriously off with it.
I don't download hacks Scarble just make use of the glitchs in the game.

Edited by Jim1986 on Wednesday 22 October 13:58

Has your problem sorted itself now Jim?

[Jim1986]

I don't mate its normally alright just messing around last night. I'll have a look later, if that's the problem u were talking about cos there are many other problems too

[scarble]

Jim1986 said:

No Huge Bert I gave up in the end I was getting seriously off with it.
I don't download hacks Scarble just make use of the glitchs in the game.

There's a glitch to get UFOs in is there?
Anyway, you lot better be on tonight, at an hour more friendly for us starting work at 7:30 tomorrow
I need some shooting/splosions to unwind.
p.s. sorry for calling everyone b:censords:rds the other day and also in advance for tonight
I seem to get the short straw in the turn 1 cluster fk and get spun a lot, yesterday my sandking was spun by someone on a sanchez

You'd think PHers would be able to take a corner without piling into eachother

Edited by scarble on Wednesday 22 October 14:56

[Bigkahonies]

The servers were terrible last night I had quite a few disconnects from missions and races and I could see others dropping out too - strange.

I will be on later with hopefully a bit more success