Girls wanted to pose with my car

[john75]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 02 November 2010 at 16:58

[jimothy]

john75 said:

I am looking for young ladies to pose for me so I can brush up my photography skills. Also happy to let girls keep a copy of the pictures if they are making a portfolio. If interest email me through the site.

Ladies, if you take him up on this, check he has film in his camera this time...

[tombaron]

Smooth

[simpo two]

Have you told them what car it is John???

[fidgits]

ability to iron a bonus?

[simpo two]

fidgits said:

ability to iron a bonus?

I can barely iron a short, let alone a bonus.

[john75]

fidgits said:

ability to iron a bonus?

Think it will need more than iron after my moment on the M25.

[TwoWheelTerror]

jimothy said:

Ladies, if you take him up on this, check he has film in his camera this time...

surely he uses digital for the 'naughty' shots..

Thats what i do so Snappy Snaps don't get upity about them

[wedge girl]

Define young please

[simpo two]

wedge girl said:

Define young please

Young = <x where x = (age of Wedge Girl) + 1

With age one learns tact.

Ah. Well you can't have it both ways

[wedge girl]

simpo two said:

wedge girl said: Define young please Young = <x where x = (age of Wedge Girl) + 1 With age one learns tact. Ah. Well you can't have it both ways

You 'old' smoothie

[simpo two]

wedge girl said:

You 'old' smoothie

Gah, rage and blush in three words. I have met my match. I'm going home.







Ah. This appears to be my home.





Hmmm.

[Tuna]

I wondered if this was the only way I'd manage to sell my Fiat - take some unlikely photos of it and put it on ebay.

After all, if it's good enough for BT (Michelle Marsh is apparently very knowledgable about broadband ), it's good enough for me.

Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned!

[V6GTO]

Tuna said:

Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned!

Pour a gallon of petrol on it and set it alight?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Martin.

[Tuna]

V6GTO said:

Tuna said: Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned! Pour a gallon of petrol on it and set it alight? Sorry, couldn't resist. Martin.

For insurance purposes, I have to ask you not to do that under any circumstances.

The car will be parked in the usual place at 2pm on Thursday. Photographing towards the trees would probably give the best backdrop.

[beano500]

Tuna said:

Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned!

Fire it from a catapult, a la Top Gear? At least you could practice your panning technique that way!

[diddyman]

Tuna said:

Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned!

For a minute I thought that said "Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old AND X1/9 look exciting?

[Tuna]

diddyman said:

Tuna said: Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old X1/9 look exciting? The best idea will get commissioned! For a minute I thought that said "Can anyone think of a creative way to make a 17 year old AND X1/9 look exciting?

I knew I'd regret posting on this thread.