The Island - Bear Grylls Series 3 tonight Ch4 @ 9pm

The Island - Bear Grylls Series 3 tonight Ch4 @ 9pm

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CoolHands

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18,596 posts

195 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Go on then, going to be any good? Is it a pretence too far?

It will be annoying but I have to watch it. I like seeing the contestants slowly starve, and wonder if I could manage it myslelf. (Just tucking in to a chicken kiev here...)

tribalsurfer

1,136 posts

119 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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CoolHands said:
Go on then, going to be any good? Is it a pretence too far?

It will be annoying but I have to watch it. I like seeing the contestants slowly starve, and wonder if I could manage it myslelf. (Just tucking in to a chicken kiev here...)
Think it's different this year, the girls and boys are on the same island at the same time. I think they eventually join up, which means it will turn into a c4 shagfest on a beach, which is a shame because the first 2 series were watchable.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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At the moment it would appear everyone is utter the F-word at any possible moment!

As for the pansy! What a pussy!!

mcelliott

8,647 posts

181 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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God those women are appalling, and the F word, all the time, really? No thanks.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,213 posts

200 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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If the swearing continues I won't be watching.

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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So the water takes eggy and salty, let's drink it!

At what point does someone step in and say "Er, don't do that"?

benjj

6,787 posts

163 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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At the moment I think at least 10 of the contestants need to die because of their idiocy.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Evoluzione said:
So the water takes eggy and salty, let's drink it!

At what point does someone step in and say "Er, don't do that"?
I am vomiting uncontrollably! Everyone else is too....but the answer is to just chill out in the shade and drink more.

They say that swearing is a sign of the uneducated....and I think this somewhat goes to prove this lol

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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benjj said:
At the moment I think at least 10 of the contestants need to die because of their idiocy.
Particularly the women who are drinking more of what is making them ill to try and make them better....

nicanary

9,785 posts

146 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Some of the stupidity is amazing - they couldn't look at the beach and see it was tidal. I suppose if you've never seen a beach, you wouldn't be able to tell.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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nicanary said:
Some of the stupidity is amazing - they couldn't look at the beach and see it was tidal. I suppose if you've never seen a beach, you wouldn't be able to tell.
Er...it isn't hard, oh look all of the drift wood is at the inner edge of the beach. But lets build a camp anyway!

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,213 posts

200 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Day 1:
Send someone out to collect trash (bottles etc) to store water in - when it rains, use a canopy to collect the water.
Send out a couple of people to try and find fresh water.
Have someone make a fire.
Everyone else - kill anything than moves (for food) and collect fire wood.

How hard can it be?

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Day 1:
Send someone out to collect trash (bottles etc) to store water in - when it rains, use a canopy to collect the water.
Send out a couple of people to try and find fresh water.
Have someone make a fire.
Everyone else - kill anything than moves (for food) and collect fire wood.

How hard can it be?
You'd make crap TV!

Robertj21a

16,476 posts

105 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Evoluzione said:
So the water takes eggy and salty, let's drink it!

At what point does someone step in and say "Er, don't do that"?
I'm quite interested in this. After all it was the Doctor in their group who determined it was ok to drink. So how is she supposed to determine that it was/was not ok to drink ?

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Robertj21a said:
Evoluzione said:
So the water takes eggy and salty, let's drink it!

At what point does someone step in and say "Er, don't do that"?
I'm quite interested in this. After all it was the Doctor in their group who determined it was ok to drink. So how is she supposed to determine that it was/was not ok to drink ?
Because it tasted eggy and salty?

Frik

13,542 posts

243 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Day 1:
Send someone out to collect trash (bottles etc) to store water in - when it rains, use a canopy to collect the water.
Send out a couple of people to try and find fresh water.
Have someone make a fire.
Everyone else - kill anything than moves (for food) and collect fire wood.

How hard can it be?
"Have someone"? That's the point, the major challenge isn't so much survival, it's organising as a group. They aren't at the stage yet of being able to be that organised. The girls started better because one of them bossed everyone else into it. That won't work for long though.

And the answer to your question is clear: hard.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,213 posts

200 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Frik said:
Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Day 1:
Send someone out to collect trash (bottles etc) to store water in - when it rains, use a canopy to collect the water.
Send out a couple of people to try and find fresh water.
Have someone make a fire.
Everyone else - kill anything than moves (for food) and collect fire wood.

How hard can it be?
"Have someone"? That's the point, the major challenge isn't so much survival, it's organising as a group. They aren't at the stage yet of being able to be that organised. The girls started better because one of them bossed everyone else into it. That won't work for long though.

And the answer to your question is clear: hard.
It's just common sense that most normal people would subscribe to. But these people are obviously chosen because they're a bit stoopid. And as someone said above, it makes better TV.

Frik

13,542 posts

243 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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I just don't agree with you. As has proved on the previous series there is a bit of dead wood but the rest are perfectly normal, capable and in some cases, quite remarkable people. I've really enjoyed previous series precisely because of (bar some convenient editing) the lack of conceit compared to other reality programmes.

It's not easy to organise as a group of disparate people who don't know each other well at all.

ZX10R NIN

27,560 posts

125 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Haven't watched it yet but it sounds like a laugh a minute.

CoolHands

Original Poster:

18,596 posts

195 months

Monday 28th March 2016
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Have you noticed Frik's the needle in our Group! Chuck him out!