Waitrose punch up Southend on Sea
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PositronicRay said:
I thought this was a real article. As I read it, I thought it read like satire, then I realised it was satire.I have found my new favorite rag:-
Southend News Network said:
After a bit of pushing and shoving, a man in a The North Face waterproof jacket threw a punch at another man in a Cotton Traders rugby jersey, and two ladies were trying to strangle each other with hemp-based ethical carrier bags. It was like a scene from Platoon or something like that.’
Southend News Network said:
but by this stage a 74-year-old man had already been knocked unconscious with a 9kg Serrano ham and chopping block
Southend News Network said:
If any of our UK stores experience further incidents of mindless violence over on-site hot drinks facilities, we will be left with no other option, and we will take a very firm approach against anyone rolling up their complimentary copy of The Mail On Sunday and using it as an offensive weapon.’
With copy like that i don't even care that it isn't true!! Dreadful. It makes you wonder what life would be like if we suffered real hardship. Our supermarkets after all now run such incredible logistic operations that the shelves would be empty within a few days.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
There's a cracking story on there about a dog humping a tree in front of some kids and being put on the Sex Offenders Register - got loads of shares locally on Facebook apparently.
I've never actually facepalmed but I came very close when people were recounting it as a true story
Edit - link to 'story' http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/anger-as-famil...
I've never actually facepalmed but I came very close when people were recounting it as a true story
Edit - link to 'story' http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/anger-as-famil...
INWB said:
Dreadful. It makes you wonder what life would be like if we suffered real hardship. Our supermarkets after all now run such incredible logistic operations that the shelves would be empty within a few days.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Er. People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Parrot?
OpulentBob said:
INWB said:
Dreadful. It makes you wonder what life would be like if we suffered real hardship. Our supermarkets after all now run such incredible logistic operations that the shelves would be empty within a few days.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Er. People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Parrot?
PositronicRay said:
OpulentBob said:
INWB said:
Dreadful. It makes you wonder what life would be like if we suffered real hardship. Our supermarkets after all now run such incredible logistic operations that the shelves would be empty within a few days.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Er. People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Parrot?
INWB seems to take the story at face value... Ipso facto ergo sum the parrot was for INWB. You can have one too, though.
OpulentBob said:
PositronicRay said:
OpulentBob said:
INWB said:
Dreadful. It makes you wonder what life would be like if we suffered real hardship. Our supermarkets after all now run such incredible logistic operations that the shelves would be empty within a few days.
People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Er. People are strange. I have seen people queue for half an hour to get a fun sized can of coca cola. How can that be explained?
When I see stuff like this I am glad I have a storeroom with all basics for a month in it.
Parrot?
INWB seems to take the story at face value... Ipso facto ergo sum the parrot was for INWB. You can have one too, though.
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