FAO Shnozz

[rogerdidley]

Shnozz, it's Roger here. Been a while since our last talk.

I have been looking at S's. I sat in one the other day and pretended I was driving it. Then the owner came back and knocked my two front teeth out so it's easier for me to type because I talk funny now.

I am going to be in the Southampton area next week, can I sit in yours and pretend to drive? and if it is ok, can you turn the engine on so I dont' have to make engine noises with my mouth?

[Psychobert]

Buy him a shirt.. He'll like that..

[rogerdidley]

What kind of shirts does he like psychobert? When I drive my car I like to pretend I am Shnozz driving his S

[Psychobert]

Thats the odd thing.. Very loud shirts, but a quiet car..

[rogerdidley]

Oh wow!!! Maybe I will buy him a big hawian shirt and then he can drive me around wearing his shirt while I make engine noises through a loudspeaker as he drives along?

Do you think he will like that?

[Psychobert]

You will certainly get a reaction if you do that..

[rogerdidley]

Will I? Champion!

[Podie]

rogerdidley said: Oh wow!!! Maybe I will buy him a big hawian shirt ...?

Only big fat jolly types and gay people are associated with Hawaian shirts*... so sure Shnozz fits into one of those categories...


* - according to Homer Simpson

[shnozz]

Hi Roger. Good to hear from you buddy. No worries about pretending to be me. I cant say i blame you.

Anytime you are in Southampton we can sort out some beers and you can sit in the car and I will make the engine noises. I can even run past the car as fast as possible so you know how it feels to be going really fast.

[selina]

I like the sound of Roger. He sounds like a sexy man that I met in Southampton the other week with an ickle bald spot. Have you got that ickle bald spot too Roger

His friend had a wild shirt on that really got me going

[mango2]

Hi all, Supermango here.

Roger, I think you need some lessons from the master. I will conquer Southampton again soon, and no woman shall be safe.

[rogerdidley]

shnozz said: Hi Roger. Good to hear from you buddy. No worries about pretending to be me. I cant say i blame you.

Anytime you are in Southampton we can sort out some beers and you can sit in the car and I will make the engine noises. I can even run past the car as fast as possible so you know how it feels to be going really fast.

Oh Shnozz, that sounds so good! I like you