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yellabelly said:

dilbert said:

yellabelly said:

space said:

Hi,u will have to excuse me..i'm barely literate and an utter novice at this malarky! I live in northwest leics and im tvr fanatic and an owner,jst wondered if there were any people nearby?

hi,its space....i drive a red glow saggy..i may possibly get married to it if i can find a big enough wedding dress to fit the sag!Obviously the sag is male but i aint no homo!ha ha!

Dilbert,
it might be pertinent if you read the reply from space, he is an owner, it must be the lack of suspension on your porker that's jiggling your eyeballs!

space, welcome and get yourself along to the EMTVRCC club meetings you'll soon meet a few owners from Leicestershire........ and Notts........ and Derbys......... and South Yorks........ and Lincs

Edited by yellabelly on Tuesday 29th August 02:14

Ooops er duwha?

Edited to add;

Nobody told me I had to read.... I just look at the pictures..... Honestly!

Edited by dilbert on Tuesday 29th August 02:45

PSML.

Surely, or is that Shirley! that is the mark of the Beemer 'driver'

[LongQ]

space said:

hi,its space....i drive a red glow saggy..i may possibly get married to it if i can find a big enough wedding dress to fit the sag!Obviously the sag is male but i aint no homo!ha ha!

Hmm.

As luck would have it I once sold a house to a lady who owns a wedding dress business. If you want me to put you in touch I'm sure she could do something effeminate to suit your saggy arse.

I also know a great entertainments and catering company that would be highly competent at arranging the nuptuals and the reception. Local as well.

Just let me know when you both feel sufficiently committed to each other ...

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saggy arse! How dare you!I have wonderfully firm musculature! ha ha! As for sufficient commitment,thats there already;though i admit i may be slightly over-enamoured of the sag,one has to conceed it's a brilliant car.I've had a 911,a tt 3.2 manual and several other decent cars but the sag is without doubt the tzar amongst the hoi polloi!

[LongQ]

space said:

saggy arse! How dare you!

Ah, sorry. I was just following your lead in the earlier comment about the 'saggy' ....

Perhaps we should refer to a "Sage arise" instead, based on your comparisons?

Edited by LongQ on Thursday 31st August 21:52

[space]

LongQ said:

space said:

saggy arse! How dare you!

Ah, sorry. I was just following your lad in the earlier comment about the 'saggy' ....

Perhaps we should refer to a "Sage arise" instead, based on your comparisons?

As in 'sir sagaris',ref to Arthurian myth? Or sage(ness)ie sagacity,which one has obviously demonstrated in purchasing such a great car? I have to admit,i've experienced a few problems with it,window got stuck,throttle cable snapped on the a50,aa cudnt fix it,the recovery truck they sent couldnt pick it up cos the front splitter is too low(destroy all speed bumps)and had to wait an absolute age for the right type of truck,TVR customer services is populated by arrogant,rude,brusque people,all of whom(thus far)seem non-compos mentis!That said,the next car i buy will be a tvr! those t440 r's look brill eh?

[LongQ]

space said:

As in 'sir sagaris',ref to Arthurian myth? Or sage(ness)ie sagacity,which one has obviously demonstrated in purchasing such a great car?

The latter is closer to what was passing through my mind at the time ...

I'm really not sure about the Saga City intimation.

I could see the link in terms of affordability of insurance and probably some reasonable amount of disposable available for capital funding if the optically challenged resident of Downing Street has been outwitted. But the potential for creaking joints to pose difficulties for ingress and egress might be a negative. On the other hand I assume one would arrive at destination 'all shook up' which might be effective for memory recovery based on popular music from the owner's youth.

I wonder if TVR ave considered fitting a semi-retractable spoiler system to facilitate negotiating speed humps and recovery trucks ... ?

[MK4 Slowride]

yellabelly said:

dilbert said:

yellabelly said:

space said:

Hi,u will have to excuse me..i'm barely literate and an utter novice at this malarky! I live in northwest leics and im tvr fanatic and an owner,jst wondered if there were any people nearby?

Dilbert,
it might be pertinent if you read the reply from space, he is an owner, it must be the lack of suspension on your porker that's jiggling your eyeballs!

space, welcome and get yourself along to the EMTVRCC club meetings you'll soon meet a few owners from Leicestershire........ and Notts........ and Derbys......... and South Yorks........ and Lincs

Edited by yellabelly on Tuesday 29th August 02:14

Ooops er duwha?

Edited to add;

Nobody told me I had to read.... I just look at the pictures..... Honestly!

Edited by dilbert on Tuesday 29th August 02:45

PSML.

Surely, or is that Shirley! that is the mark of the Beemer 'driver'

rude as !

[Polarbert]

I HATE GATSO said:

Balmoral Green said:

He's got three ears you know.

.........and no brain

And a hat.