You Coulldn't Make It Up.

[TIPPER]

Filling up in Cornwall on Monday.
Benny in front of me goes to pay and asks 'Have you got any Kernow stickers?'.
'No' replies Denzil from behind the counter.
'Whats them then?' asks Benny pointing to a box of self adhesive Cornish flags with 'Kernow' emblazoned across the middle.
'They's flags' replies Denzil.
'Oh' says Benny 'I'll just take the petrol then'

[Janitor]

No comment north of the border mate...

[Steve_M]

Well he didn't want a flag, he wanted a sticker