The Dukes Would Be Proud :)

The Dukes Would Be Proud :)

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NWVT

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2,630 posts

184 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Just had this via newspress
SCRAPPAGE DEAL AWAITS CRASH DRIVER – IF HE TURNS UP!

Security barriers at English Ford in Poole have just survived a severe test.

They were rammed by a Renault Clio which slid across a roundabout on the A35 Dorset Way then continued carving a path over a grass verge before skating up a 10 ft bank where it was brought virtually to rest by the security hoops before striking the back of a Ford Transit van.

“The accident happened in the middle of the night and it’s amazing no other vehicle was damaged during the Renault’s 100 yard slide,” said Tom Croft, group sales manager for Foray Motor Group, parent company of English Ford.

“Some staff drove round the roundabout on their way to work the following morning without noticing the crash and I’m told that several Police cars had done the same thing.

“The Transit van, a used vehicle waiting to be sold, suffered only minor damage but it was enough to break the valeters’ hearts because it was spattered with mud, as was the van next to it.

“It’s fair to say the Clio wasn’t looking too healthy either but if the driver would care to come back maybe we could do something for him under the scrappage scheme.

“Perhaps a tough Transit will be more to his tastes in future – and there is a SportVan version with far better go-faster stripes and wheels than his Clio ever had.”

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PICS
Red Cross is where the driver started there slide


The 10ft bank with the car at the top


This is where the clio stopped


The vans that were ready for sale need a clean again


So any one want a clio never raced or rally'd smile


ecain63

10,588 posts

175 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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thats just around the corner from me. Looks hilarious!

JimD

37 posts

174 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Quality. Thats some speed they must have been going....
The Dukes would never cut and run though must have been Rosco P. Coltrane driving....

Rollcage

11,327 posts

192 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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That Clio must have been supersonic!

(Wet grass strikes again, by the look of it)

minimatt1967

17,097 posts

206 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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It is easy to approach that roundabout with quite a healthy amount of speed. Well found Nick!

LukeBird

17,170 posts

209 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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Surely that's not an accident?!

Straight line across the roundabout... Hmmmm I reckon they tried to get the car airborne towards the dealers... scratchchin

DamianBlades

1,935 posts

195 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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minimatt1967 said:
It is easy to approach that roundabout with quite a healthy amount of speed. Well found Nick!
If you go full chat in the left lane its possible to get air so he must have been flying!!! I am really suprised the front steering rack is still intact he must of hit at least 3 curbs on the way across. May have to take a look on the way to work smile

GingerRob

443 posts

175 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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DamianBlades said:
minimatt1967 said:
It is easy to approach that roundabout with quite a healthy amount of speed. Well found Nick!
If you go full chat in the left lane its possible to get air so he must have been flying!!! I am really suprised the front steering rack is still intact he must of hit at least 3 curbs on the way across. May have to take a look on the way to work smile
If you can get some pics of where the clio started from because thats some run

MarkwG

4,848 posts

189 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Is that a Clio Williams? If so, shouldn't be hard to track dow the owner, although it sounds TWOC'd to me...

GingerRob

443 posts

175 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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bigger clio pic


apparently its a 16v

minimatt1967

17,097 posts

206 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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GingerRob said:
bigger clio pic


apparently its a 16v
Yeah a phase II by the looks of it!

GingerRob

443 posts

175 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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im loving the exhaust tip thats so cool, think of the power increase

minimatt1967

17,097 posts

206 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Looks like a Piper Cross, or similar. To be honest it should give a small power increase, unlike the current wave of Jap style dust bins adorning the usual chav rides.

NWVT

Original Poster:

2,630 posts

184 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Im sure i recognise that clio from a french car meet not so long ago. cos i rember it having the silver spoiler lip

clio 182 cup

54 posts

178 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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poor valver

DC

665 posts

194 months

Saturday 5th December 2009
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Such a sad end for a 16v!! I used to have one of those and I loved it to pieces- great little car. Something must have gone severely wrong for him to slide the car that far.

OllieWinchester

5,654 posts

192 months

Saturday 5th December 2009
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Got to be nicked or DUI, no one in their right mind would drive their own P+J like that...


OT - DC, call me for that beer, I never go on FB and I only saw your message when I checked my hotmail account...