Anyone in Burnley do me a favour?

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I've bought an engine from a guy in Burnley who is the most unhelpful person in the world, said he would pallet it and when I arranged collection of said pallet (twice) he wasn't in and the engine isn't on a pallet.

So what I need for some beer tokens (potentially) is someone to drive past the guys house, pick up my engine and then potentially take it somewhere so that I can arrange for it to be collected on a pallet, I will be honest I can't pay too much as I am already in to this a bit too much for my liking, and may not need it done yet, but if he hasn't arranged for it to be collected by midday Monday morning then I will need some help with it.

Payment can be made in the form of beer or paypal, I just need someone who
Has a van.
Is free for 10 minutes to pick engine up and put on van
Be around for delivery driver to put it on a pallet and collect it

I'm opposite end of country so collection is out for me, it's not too far from Burnley football club according to google maps, any help would be greatly appreciated