30p for a slash in St Andrews!

[The Count]

€1,50 toilets in Venice.

[mybrainhurts]

That's not real money...

[The Count]

You're a magpie to these shiny toilet threads...

[mybrainhurts]

Did you say shiny..?

[rossybee]

http://www.secretsofparis.com/heathers-secret-blog...

[Kiltie]

rossybee said:

Eric, was it the chanties in the square beside Pizza Express?

No Ross, these ones.



I noticed a blue Caterham in the car park at the time.

[mybrainhurts]

That's a bunker, you fool. Alex Salmond's first line of defence...

[rossybee]

Ah is that just down past the R&A?

Got pics taken there on my wedding day on the rocks past that carpark

[Kiltie]

mybrainhurts said:

That's a bunker, you fool. Alex Salmond's first line of defence...

No, that's just up the road, here ... but don't tell anyone.

[mybrainhurts]

Mum's the word. I know nothing...

[Robert Burns]

The Count said:

€1,50 toilets in Venice.

Was there late last year out of season for most tourists. €2 now

[Kiltie]

Robert Burns said:

The Count said:

€1,50 toilets in Venice.

Was there late last year out of season for most tourists. €2 now

Last time I was there, it ponged like maybe quite a few people were choosing to save their money.

[kowalski655]

mybrainhurts said:

If they charge that much, I hope they provide someone to hold your todger...

If you go to the dunes im sure there will be an obliging bloke hanging around to do that

[NailedOn]

Once the Jocks vote yes, that'll be 30 Jockpence or 5p English

[Kiltie]

NailedOn said:

Once the Jocks vote yes, that'll be 30 Jockpence or 5p English

Never mind that. I don't doubt you'll be at the front of the queue when Fife Council advertise the job of "Holder of the Schmeckels".

[NailedOn]

Kiltie said:

NailedOn said:

Once the Jocks vote yes, that'll be 30 Jockpence or 5p English

Never mind that. I don't doubt you'll be at the front of the queue when Fife Council advertise the job of "Holder of the Schmeckels".

Schmeckles.
I need both hands to get a grip on mine.
As my bank balance grows with my hugely successful asset stripping business, so does my schmeckle!
30p for a whizz is small change to me. I could afford 50p.
Although £1 would be too much as I'd have no change to buy an Irn Bru.

[Kiltie]

NailedOn said:

Kiltie said:

NailedOn said:

Once the Jocks vote yes, that'll be 30 Jockpence or 5p English

Never mind that. I don't doubt you'll be at the front of the queue when Fife Council advertise the job of "Holder of the Schmeckels".

Schmeckles.
I need both hands to get a grip on mine.
As my bank balance grows with my hugely successful asset stripping business, so does my schmeckle!
30p for a whizz is small change to me. I could afford 50p.
Although £1 would be too much as I'd have no change to buy an Irn Bru.

I don't think you have a grasp of what asset stripping is.

I don't think you have a grasp of very much - apart from your own schmeckel.

I'm sorry to hear that you anticipate being an economic migrant though.

Nice to know that Scottish independence won't interfere with your cottaging.

[yellowbentines]

I took the wife and dog for a drive up to St Andrews yesterday and decided to rate the aforementioned facilities.

It appears Easter Sunday is local bonus slash for nowt day, as there was no attendant, and a sign in place stating the facilities could be used for free, sort of try before you come back and buy.

My feelings, they are worth 20p at most, I wont be back

[Kiltie]

yellowbentines said:

It appears Easter Sunday is local bonus slash for nowt day, as there was no attendant, and a sign in place stating the facilities could be used for free, sort of try before you come back and buy.

So why didn't you post here immediately then?

I'd have driven down there for a free piddle.

[yellowbentines]

Kiltie said:

So why didn't you post here immediately then?

I'd have driven down there for a free piddle.

Get the date in the diary for next year, ensure you drink gallons of water before the trip and you can make a day of it