So here is what we are going to do!!!

[Stang]

RANT MODE ON!!

All PH'ers should unite and buy a island somewhere!! Then put all car damaging scum on it leave them limited food and water and that's it!!

Sitting in Aberdeen right now cooling my heels after getting very pissed off while travelling through Keith! Had to come through it the night and on the way out saw something fly up the windscreen of the car. Then noticed 3 little fg ws by he side of the road down an alleyway. Got the car pulled over and found the car had been egged. Perhaps an interesting pastime for fg kids in keith but not amused. Wiped off and checked for damage. Never thought a fg egg could do damage but yup they can! Front wing has loads of little scratches on it now.

After a quick call to my extreme detail guys they put my mind at rest that they can fix it but that's not the point.

Now looking in the net to see the possibilities of attaching some kind of semi-auto machine gun to the side of the car!!!

Why do they do this!

If I see I kid with a grey stripy top in keith on friday I will be taking the little st out!!!

Rant over. Sorry

[Skyedriver]

Sorry to hear you've been got again A.
Tis the reason I run a heap now rather than a decent car. And if you catch the little t**ds and clip them around the ear you're up for assault. Even the local copper would be I believe.
Best just to run them over, that way they can't retaliate...
Just re read ASBO' s recent post too.....

I'm as mad as hell and i'm just not going to take it any more....
Peter Finch in Network

Edited by Skyedriver on Sunday 24th June 22:52

[Broomsticklady]

Well - if you remember the post from G4man about the moronic t*rd in a Mercedes Sprinter who stuffed the rear end of his Suzuki while he was in B&Q Livingston back in May?

The latest from the Boys in Blue is that the person who the DVLA think owns the van sold it a while back, but did not think to tell them. He also did not appear to tell the insurance company either, as they still seem to have it on risk...

Anyway - if anyone knows the whereabouts/current owner of a white Mercedes Sprinter 310, 1997 vintage and registration number R891 FGE, please do let us know, as we now have a baseball bat...

[ASBO]

Stang said:

RANT MODE ON!!

All PH'ers should unite and buy a island somewhere!! Then put all car damaging scum on it leave them limited food and water and that's it!!

Sitting in Aberdeen right now cooling my heels after getting very pissed off while travelling through Keith! Had to come through it the night and on the way out saw something fly up the windscreen of the car. Then noticed 3 little fg ws by he side of the road down an alleyway. Got the car pulled over and found the car had been egged. Perhaps an interesting pastime for fg kids in keith but not amused. Wiped off and checked for damage. Never thought a fg egg could do damage but yup they can! Front wing has loads of little scratches on it now.

After a quick call to my extreme detail guys they put my mind at rest that they can fix it but that's not the point.

Now looking in the net to see the possibilities of attaching some kind of semi-auto machine gun to the side of the car!!!

Why do they do this!

If I see I kid with a grey stripy top in keith on friday I will be taking the little st out!!!

Rant over. Sorry

Jesus Christ! Are the unemployed on some sort of holiday just now?

Nae luck Ave.

I'll drop you a PM about parking

[gofasterrosssco]

Drive-by shootings are most under-rated (at them I mean)...

[johnnymack]

I think we should all take Dave Cameron's advice and "hug a hoodie". But when we hug them, we should squeeze just a little bit harder than usual, all the while telling them we understand their frustrations, that we know they never had a chance because of their deprived upbringing with only one ipod, three tellies and two computers in their state-subsidised house, and are only trying to let them know we really love them. As they eventually draw their last breath, we should again make it clear that it is for their own good and that it hurts us more than it hurts them. There's not a court in the land would convict us! NOT....

[jules c]

Think I passed you just before Thainstone R-about near Inverurie last night around 8-45? Black 996TT... was a little slippy out, interesting exits from some of those roundabouts!

Bad luck with the scum. I dread the day it happens... but I guess it's inevitable

[Stang]

Yes I saw you. At that point I was wishing I was in my porsche as I was sliding at every roundabout I came to. Lovely note of your car.

[naetype]

It's Keith. The friendly town. Maybe it's their way of saying 'Hi'.

Look on the bright side it WAS only an egg, not the most fearsome of projectiles.

Edited by naetype on Wednesday 27th June 14:24

[Stang]

naetype said:

It's Keith. The friendly town. Maybe it's their way of saying 'Hi'.

Look on the bright side it WAS only an egg, not the most fearsome of projectiles.

Edited by naetype on Wednesday 27th June 14:24

How very true just a little egg. Said egg that damaged my feckin wing. Hence my rant. I now have to take the car to Ext Detail boys and see if they can get it fixed. (fingers crossed with that one). I could think of better things to do with my time

[the bolt]

oh deary me ats nah good ,, could been worse a hard boiled swans egg though,

only jokin ats shet mind one time driven through a village and seen these kids messin at side of road as i passed they through a stick infront of my car i had the 12 feet trailer on as well there was nails stickin up they took out 2 of my tyres lil besterds, dont u just love kids though ,

so i take it your home then got new brakes for the truck just going to fit them ,

hows things with u anyways apart fa scrammbled